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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: Fuchsia Boiling Water Station Now the Egyptians, before the reign of their king Psammetichus, believed themselves to be the most ancient of mankind. Since Psammetichus, however, made an attempt to discover who were actually the primitive race, they have been of opinion that while they surpass all other nations, the Phrygians surpass them in antiquity. This king, finding it impossible to make out by dint of inquiry what men were the most ancient, contrived the following method of discovery:- He took two children of the common sort, and gave them over to a herdsman to bring up at his folds, strictly charging him to let no one utter a word in their presence, but to keep them in a sequestered cottage, and from time to time introduce goats to their apartment, see that they got their fill of milk, and in all other respects look after them. His object herein was to know, after the indistinct babblings of infancy were over, what word they would first articulate. It happened as he had anticipated. The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "Becos." When this first happened the herdsman took no notice; but afterwards when he observed, on coming often to see after them, that the word was constantly in their mouths, he informed his lord, and by his command brought the children into his presence. Psammetichus then himself heard them say the word, upon which he proceeded to make inquiry what people there was who called anything "becos," and hereupon he learnt that "becos" was the Phrygian name for bread. In consideration of this circumstance the Egyptians yielded their claims, and admitted the greater antiquity of the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#31285698) |
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: Sinister Pocket Flask University The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "XOXO." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#31285709) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:22 PM Author: Aphrodisiac place of business karate THE LECTURER AND THE ACOLYTE
One day, at the beginning of a lesson at the academy, an arrogant lecturer strolled up to his podium and began to speak. "If Jove and the Pantheon be real, then may they strike me down before the sands of this hourglass reverse!"
The lecturer held the hourglass forward, and the acolytes observed as its sands ran down into the bottom chamber.
Then, just as the last grains were about to empty, an acolyte leaped up and ran to the podium, giving the lecturer a mighty shove and sending him crashing to the ground.
"You fool!" cried the lecturer. "Why did you do that!"
"Jove is busy protecting our legions in Parthia," he replied, "so he sent me."
The arrogant lecturer sobbed bitterly upon the floor as the other acolytes cheered and began a feast of wine and garum.
The lecturer... was dishonorable rogue Gaius Cossutius, the notorious brigand and criminal who drowned by the weight of the gold he had stolen from temples while escaping across the Tiber. And the student... was the great emperor Vespasian, founder of the Flavian dynasty. |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Floppy Deep Tanning Salon Weed Whacker cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#31285830) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Native And the lecturer was Albert Einstein. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#31287093) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: provocative range pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437616) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Irate marvelous ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437617) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:54 PM Author: cerebral locus digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437648) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:01 PM Author: umber maniacal nursing home wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437691) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:07 PM Author: Brilliant forum stock car 993829283839373 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437727) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:14 PM Author: 180 confused address selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437759) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:15 PM Author: Unholy dun dog poop I believe this was before Tafticus was imperial consul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437762) |
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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:57 PM Author: Razzle harsh resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#40245192) |
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: Ivory fighting house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#45259013) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:09 PM Author: Rusted halford ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#46326734) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: orchid comical therapy lodge CLXXX (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#46327057) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:14 AM Author: Charismatic Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#48279483) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: cobalt temple community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#49422162) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: garnet apoplectic indian lodge filthpig lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#49489931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:29 PM Author: Doobsian toaster national security agency Fun fact: "bekos" is from the same Indo-European root that resulted in the English word "bake" i.e. bread is baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#31285845) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Talented grizzly hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437614) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:02 PM Author: cerebral locus digit ratio Why did u delete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437704) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:09 PM Author: Doobsian toaster national security agency he didn't want people 2 know he spoke Indo-european. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437734) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:16 PM Author: Talented grizzly hall on re-reading it struck me as dumb. probably because right now i'm so baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437765) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: Fuchsia Boiling Water Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#31287082) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: Demanding kitchen windowlicker I bet ancient kings were genuinely interested in this shit, the way governments build large hadron colliders and shit these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#31287127) |
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Date: August 29th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: Fuchsia Boiling Water Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#31291371) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:47 PM Author: Fuchsia Boiling Water Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437593) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:49 PM Author: Adventurous cruise ship death wish It's a pretty lulzy meme that these kinds of language deprivation experiments get carried out every few hundred years and usually end in the death of the subjects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437606) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Irate marvelous ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437620) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:59 PM Author: Federal Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437684) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:13 PM Author: 180 confused address selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437756) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:28 PM Author: cerebral locus digit ratio Wonder what their internal monologue is like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#39437798) |
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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:55 PM Author: Fuchsia Boiling Water Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#40245179) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:23 PM Author: Fuchsia Boiling Water Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#44197984) |
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: Glassy Dysfunction Faggot Firefighter PS he was right about the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#45258989) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:11 PM Author: Doobsian toaster national security agency . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#46326740) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Fuchsia Boiling Water Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#49223703) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Glassy Dysfunction Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2...id.#49489923) |
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