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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:13 PM Author: zippy pit Met a hung black kid
Turned out to be a crackhead
Paid him to get lost |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:13 PM Author: zippy pit Sometimes I pretend
To lose my wallet at lunch
When I date a Jew |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:16 PM Author: zippy pit Fat gross old man said
I was cute enough for him.
Gross old man, for real? |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Violent Self-centered Tanning Salon I miss GOM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...id.#31804720) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:18 PM Author: zippy pit My college boyfriend
Left me for an idiot.
Thought I was no fun
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:18 PM Author: zippy pit Sometimes asian guys
Are cool but mostly they suck
Not in a good way |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Useless ruby sex offender Alone at 30
Then I met a gassy shrew
Please God kill me now |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: zippy pit Got into fistfight
With deranged Georgetown yuppie
From the internet |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:21 PM Author: zippy pit I don't mind fat guys
But only if they are tops
Fat guy butt is yuck |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:23 PM Author: zippy pit Friday night. Married.
Want to sneak out and get high
Cruise through Latin hood. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: zippy pit Nine inch dick? Where did
You buy that measuring tape?
Sears, Roebuck & Co.? |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:28 PM Author: zippy pit Pot doesn't do much
For me. But if you want to
do poppers that's cool |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:32 PM Author: zippy pit Went to the movies.
Date's conversation was bad.
Thought talking was rude. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:33 PM Author: Useless ruby sex offender Why were you trying to talk during a movie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...id.#31804763) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:35 PM Author: zippy pit First dates are awkward.
Talk to get to know person.
Too bad, film patrons. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Useless ruby sex offender I think that next time
Maybe pick a restaurant
Instead of a film |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:18 PM Author: zippy pit Stay away from my
Husband, texted the trashy
Jealous lolwoman |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:25 PM Author: zippy pit Pat Benatar hair
Does not look good on a man.
But he was nice guy. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:29 PM Author: zippy pit Why do black people
Always live with their grandma?
Fuck in the back room. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:33 PM Author: zippy pit Twenty-eight is an
Awkward age for father son
Incest roleplay fans. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:41 PM Author: zippy pit Put your goddamn cat
Outside while we fool around.
It's creeping me out. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:46 PM Author: zippy pit That beach used to be
Fun, but now the cops drive through.
Get a life, dumb cops. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:30 PM Author: zippy pit Old man with neck brace
Just lie there and I'll blow you.
Now my neck hurts too. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:34 PM Author: zippy pit Blind guys are better
Than deaf guys in bed. I think
Only sluts know this. |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:45 PM Author: Violent Self-centered Tanning Salon Some quality out of office messages here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...id.#31806230) |
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Date: November 5th, 2016 11:27 AM Author: zippy pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...id.#31807903) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...id.#49718715) |
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Date: November 5th, 2016 12:11 AM Author: zippy pit Do you have AIDS? No?
Great! Let's fuck without condoms.
Hey! How'd I get AIDS? |
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Date: November 5th, 2016 12:43 PM Author: zippy pit Why didn't he call?
He seemed like such a good guy.
Am I just a hole? |
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Date: November 5th, 2016 2:25 PM Author: zippy pit You are not elite.
Snobbery is middle class.
You're just an asshole. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:33 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...id.#49719520) |