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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
angry overrated den
  07/26/25
R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
VoteRepublican
  07/26/25
smooth
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richard clock
  07/26/25
Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
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spruce wonderful shrine
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What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
shaky idiotic potus
  07/26/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
Passionate indirect expression
  07/26/25
180
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  07/26/25
Awkward
Fragrant dysfunction
  07/26/25
You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Passionate indirect expression
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
angry overrated den
  07/26/25
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Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/27/25
follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
Appetizing roommate
  07/26/25
Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
Razzle-dazzle pozpig
  07/26/25
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
aphrodisiac principal's office gay wizard
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
sinister self-absorbed parlour corn cake
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
lascivious twisted office famous landscape painting
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
angry overrated den
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
effete charismatic meetinghouse love of her life
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
angry overrated den
  07/26/25
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Master Purchase Agreement
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
white territorial market pocket flask
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More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
angry overrated den
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
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aphrodisiac principal's office gay wizard
  07/26/25
I’m 6’7
angry overrated den
  07/26/25
In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
[insert moniker of stupid retarded faggot]
  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/26/25
Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/26/25
The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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Master Purchase Agreement
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lsd
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/27/25
*tosses BC out the window*
CapTTTainFalcon
  07/27/25
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/28/25
Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/26/25
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dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/26/25
Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dog...
this page intentionally left blank
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(Andy Byron)
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/27/25
I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off sh...
brown eyes and i were tired
  07/27/25
I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: angry overrated den

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy son of senegal wagecucks

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Appetizing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: cerebral mahogany milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: spruce wonderful shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: shaky idiotic potus

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Passionate indirect expression

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz travel guidebook bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Fragrant dysfunction

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Passionate indirect expression

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: angry overrated den

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Appetizing roommate

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pozpig

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office gay wizard

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: sinister self-absorbed parlour corn cake

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: lascivious twisted office famous landscape painting

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: angry overrated den

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: effete charismatic meetinghouse love of her life

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: angry overrated den

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: frozen aqua queen of the night ticket booth

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: white territorial market pocket flask

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: angry overrated den

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: fighting alcoholic dopamine senate

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: angry overrated den

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: [insert moniker of stupid retarded faggot]

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: this page intentionally left blank

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: brown eyes and i were tired ((zurich is stained))

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id.#49134738)