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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Thriller Really Tough Guy
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
amber cracking goal in life
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Thriller Really Tough Guy
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
hairraiser garrison partner
  07/06/26
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Insane coffee pot
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
Vibrant azure pit new version
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
Transparent tattoo
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Adventurous chapel legend
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Thriller Really Tough Guy
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Adventurous chapel legend
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Thriller Really Tough Guy
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
outnumbered milky abode gay wizard
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Adventurous chapel legend
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
bateful chocolate parlour associate
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Thriller Really Tough Guy
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
zippy native
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Thriller Really Tough Guy
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
appetizing half-breed mental disorder
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
zippy native
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
deep godawful ticket booth police squad
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
appetizing half-breed mental disorder
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Sepia fanboi party of the first part
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
free-loading temple karate
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
Umber state
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Sepia fanboi party of the first part
  07/06/26
any employer would
Umber state
  07/06/26
...
Slap-happy Multi-colored Bawdyhouse
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
Indigo corner
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
Umber state
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
outnumbered milky abode gay wizard
  07/06/26
...
appetizing half-breed mental disorder
  07/06/26
...
frozen locale
  07/06/26
...
Insane coffee pot
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
House-broken charcoal hairy legs shitlib
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Blathering home
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
Razzle-dazzle Halford Orchestra Pit
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
Aphrodisiac nowag
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
Adventurous chapel legend
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
cyan field
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
outnumbered milky abode gay wizard
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
Smoky wonderful dopamine
  07/07/26
...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Thriller Really Tough Guy

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: amber cracking goal in life

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Thriller Really Tough Guy

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: hairraiser garrison partner

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Insane coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Vibrant azure pit new version

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Transparent tattoo

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Adventurous chapel legend

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Thriller Really Tough Guy

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Adventurous chapel legend

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Thriller Really Tough Guy

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: outnumbered milky abode gay wizard

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Adventurous chapel legend

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: bateful chocolate parlour associate

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Thriller Really Tough Guy

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: zippy native

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Thriller Really Tough Guy

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: appetizing half-breed mental disorder

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: zippy native

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: deep godawful ticket booth police squad

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: appetizing half-breed mental disorder

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Sepia fanboi party of the first part

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: free-loading temple karate

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Umber state

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Sepia fanboi party of the first part

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Umber state

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Slap-happy Multi-colored Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Indigo corner

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Umber state

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: outnumbered milky abode gay wizard

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: appetizing half-breed mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: frozen locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Insane coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: House-broken charcoal hairy legs shitlib

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Blathering home

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Halford Orchestra Pit

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nowag

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Adventurous chapel legend

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: cyan field

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: outnumbered milky abode gay wizard

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Smoky wonderful dopamine

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2...id.#49998433)