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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: flushed flatulent lettuce Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Citrine spectacular rigpig temple u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Adulterous vibrant juggernaut half-breed they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Citrine spectacular rigpig temple sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: trip bespoke church building 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: maize floppy cruise ship FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: ruby stag film Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Dead crawly pit roast beef Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Sapphire Galvanic Mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: trip bespoke church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: marvelous aggressive persian parlor "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: flushed flatulent lettuce I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: coral zombie-like market ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: marvelous aggressive persian parlor How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: flushed flatulent lettuce Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: marvelous aggressive persian parlor How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: flushed flatulent lettuce Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: marvelous aggressive persian parlor Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Mind-boggling Red University Yarmulke You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: marvelous aggressive persian parlor Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: maize floppy cruise ship jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: trip bespoke church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Sepia talented boltzmann At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Sapphire Galvanic Mediation "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Citrine spectacular rigpig temple this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Adulterous vibrant juggernaut half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: marvelous aggressive persian parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: flushed flatulent lettuce Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Citrine spectacular rigpig temple it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: flushed flatulent lettuce Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Stimulating office milk wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: flushed flatulent lettuce I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Laughsome bat-shit-crazy cuck faggotry you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: concupiscible lay sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Soul-stirring prole mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: histrionic coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: claret metal locale headpube People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Soul-stirring prole mother No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: ruby stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Irradiated Thirsty Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: coral zombie-like market ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: ivory idea he suggested box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: marvelous aggressive persian parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: silver multi-colored public bath mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Irradiated Thirsty Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: trip bespoke church building we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: trip bespoke church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Razzle depressive water buffalo Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Beady-eyed brass son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: jet party of the first part stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Hospital Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: bateful school cafeteria people who are hurt She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: supple property karate It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Dun dashing philosopher-king den "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Chestnut Razzle-dazzle Halford Hominid How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Puce bull headed rehab Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: vigorous green ladyboy chapel Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Mind-boggling Red University Yarmulke Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: trip bespoke church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: trip bespoke church building humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: flushed flatulent lettuce ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451) |