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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Fiercely-loyal cumskin
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
fragrant mood
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Lake really tough guy space
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: fragrant mood

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Vengeful exhilarant fortuitous meteor state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Floppy newt incel



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: stirring toilet seat

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: azure big-titted nursing home stain

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Vengeful exhilarant fortuitous meteor state



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Talented ticket booth mediation



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Transparent vibrant tanning salon



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Cracking center



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: carnelian arrogant range



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: bespoke half-breed



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: ivory fanboi



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: henna private investor place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: White Privilege Log



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Scarlet party of the first part round eye

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: fragrant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lake really tough guy space

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: fragrant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Lake really tough guy space

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Candy Ride

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: black unhinged wagecucks hospital

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: electric stead

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: White Privilege Log



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Magical people who are hurt foreskin

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: henna private investor place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Louis Poasteur

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: White Privilege Log

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: we have such sights to show you

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: hot and heavy gay sex with the wife

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134975)