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  07/21/19
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Fragrant Cuckoldry
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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Stirring box office affirmative action
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LJL @ poors
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Smoky son of senegal
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
shivering dashing cuck
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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  08/21/19
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violent library telephone
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Turquoise University Depressive
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
underhanded indian lodge fat ankles
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Bossy gaming laptop nursing home
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emergency money
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dun lascivious parlor
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Geriatric chapel skinny woman
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You’re poor
Razzle-dazzle Bespoke Twinkling Uncleanness Hall
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
odious business firm sound barrier
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Hairraiser Violent Queen Of The Night
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
shivering dashing cuck
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
violent library telephone
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
effete opaque toilet seat
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
razzle feces generalized bond
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Hateful Point
  09/10/21
great thread
Coiffed Khaki Hospital Personal Credit Line
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Fragrant Cuckoldry
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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Stirring box office affirmative action
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i love men
Coiffed Khaki Hospital Personal Credit Line
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Fragrant Cuckoldry
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
odious business firm sound barrier
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Salmon Racy Bbw Windowlicker
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Fragrant Cuckoldry
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
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  09/13/25
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Geriatric chapel skinny woman

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Stirring box office affirmative action



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: underhanded indian lodge fat ankles

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Smoky son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: shivering dashing cuck

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Bossy gaming laptop nursing home

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: violent library telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Turquoise University Depressive

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: underhanded indian lodge fat ankles

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Bossy gaming laptop nursing home

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: underhanded indian lodge fat ankles

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Violent Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: dun lascivious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: dun lascivious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: outnumbered bat-shit-crazy trust fund

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Geriatric chapel skinny woman



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bespoke Twinkling Uncleanness Hall

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: odious business firm sound barrier

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser Violent Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: shivering dashing cuck

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: violent library telephone

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: effete opaque toilet seat

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: razzle feces generalized bond

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Hateful Point

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Coiffed Khaki Hospital Personal Credit Line

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Stirring box office affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Coiffed Khaki Hospital Personal Credit Line

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: odious business firm sound barrier

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Salmon Racy Bbw Windowlicker

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Fragrant Cuckoldry

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49430061)