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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Filthy appetizing box office mood
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
useless godawful base prole
  07/09/12
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trip pozpig orchestra pit
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
transparent crawly office digit ratio
  07/09/12
Are you male?
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
transparent crawly office digit ratio
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
transparent crawly office digit ratio
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Alcoholic Lake Elastic Band
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Alcoholic Lake Elastic Band
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
duck-like haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
duck-like haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
duck-like haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
chest-beating voyeur national
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Yellow Kitty
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Shaky electric ape
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
aqua church building
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
costumed legend hospital
  07/09/12
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trip pozpig orchestra pit
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
transparent crawly office digit ratio
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
stfu
costumed legend hospital
  07/09/12
180
Lascivious locus hominid
  07/09/12
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Azure karate
  07/13/12
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blow off some steam
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
sickened twinkling uncleanness parlor
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
pungent floppy step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
sickened twinkling uncleanness parlor
  07/09/12
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vengeful fishy menage
  07/04/19
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trip pozpig orchestra pit
  07/13/12
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vengeful fishy menage
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
passionate pocket flask piazza
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Very Tactful Galvanic Sandwich
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Flushed mentally impaired shitlib
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Very Tactful Galvanic Sandwich
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Chris Watts Did Nothing Wrong
  03/04/25
lol kike
blow off some steam
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Learning disabled friendly grandma
  07/04/19
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Orchid Offensive Address
  08/10/22
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Aromatic sanctuary codepig
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Razzle-dazzle saffron boistinker
  07/24/24
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umber angry casino alpha
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Rose son of senegal
  09/22/24
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Chris Watts Did Nothing Wrong
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
gibberish (?)
  03/04/25


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Filthy appetizing box office mood

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: useless godawful base prole

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: trip pozpig orchestra pit



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: transparent crawly office digit ratio

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: transparent crawly office digit ratio

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: transparent crawly office digit ratio

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic Lake Elastic Band

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Lake Elastic Band

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: duck-like haunted graveyard

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: duck-like haunted graveyard

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: duck-like haunted graveyard

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: chest-beating voyeur national

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Yellow Kitty

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Shaky electric ape

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: aqua church building

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: costumed legend hospital

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: trip pozpig orchestra pit



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: transparent crawly office digit ratio

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: costumed legend hospital

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Lascivious locus hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Azure karate



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: blow off some steam



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: sickened twinkling uncleanness parlor

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: pungent floppy step-uncle's house

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: sickened twinkling uncleanness parlor

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: vengeful fishy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: trip pozpig orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: vengeful fishy menage



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: passionate pocket flask piazza

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Very Tactful Galvanic Sandwich

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Flushed mentally impaired shitlib

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Very Tactful Galvanic Sandwich

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Chris Watts Did Nothing Wrong

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: blow off some steam

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Learning disabled friendly grandma

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Orchid Offensive Address



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Aromatic sanctuary codepig



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle saffron boistinker

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: umber angry casino alpha



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Rose son of senegal

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Chris Watts Did Nothing Wrong



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714418)