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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
filthy hominid
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
gay milk
  04/05/26
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exhilarant step-uncle's house roommate
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
filthy hominid
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
filthy hominid
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
gay milk
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Boyish maroon chapel mother
  04/05/26
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Supple gas station crotch
  04/05/26
Lol
Transparent electric furnace
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
irradiated adulterous stag film stain
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
filthy hominid
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
irradiated adulterous stag film stain
  04/05/26
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gay milk
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
thriller goal in life bbw
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
exhilarant step-uncle's house roommate
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
yellow school cafeteria
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
deep public bath potus
  04/05/26
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confused alcoholic indirect expression lodge
  04/05/26
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Titillating Main People Mood
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Contagious immigrant
  04/05/26
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Topaz Theater Stage Cumskin
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
filthy hominid
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Contagious immigrant
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Tripping Cracking Location
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Hairraiser incel home
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Insecure Den
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Scarlet Spectacular Point Ladyboy
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Sexy gay wizard
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Appetizing Slippery Karate Tanning Salon
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Hairraiser incel home
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Scarlet Spectacular Point Ladyboy
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Appetizing Slippery Karate Tanning Salon
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
confused alcoholic indirect expression lodge
  04/05/26
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gay milk
  04/05/26
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mischievous death wish azn
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Tripping Cracking Location
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Appetizing Slippery Karate Tanning Salon
  04/05/26
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Supple gas station crotch
  04/05/26
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Supple gas station crotch
  04/05/26
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arrogant indian lodge
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
arrogant indian lodge
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
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  04/05/26
...
gay milk
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
balding bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
filthy hominid
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Tripping Cracking Location
  04/05/26
...
Appetizing Slippery Karate Tanning Salon
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
electric haunted graveyard sneaky criminal
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: filthy hominid

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: gay milk

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant step-uncle's house roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: filthy hominid

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: filthy hominid

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: gay milk

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Boyish maroon chapel mother

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Supple gas station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Transparent electric furnace

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: irradiated adulterous stag film stain

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: filthy hominid

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: irradiated adulterous stag film stain

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: gay milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: thriller goal in life bbw

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: exhilarant step-uncle's house roommate

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: yellow school cafeteria

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: deep public bath potus

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: confused alcoholic indirect expression lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Titillating Main People Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Contagious immigrant

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Topaz Theater Stage Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: filthy hominid

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Contagious immigrant

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Tripping Cracking Location

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel home

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Insecure Den

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Scarlet Spectacular Point Ladyboy

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Sexy gay wizard

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Slippery Karate Tanning Salon

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser incel home

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Spectacular Point Ladyboy

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Slippery Karate Tanning Salon

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: confused alcoholic indirect expression lodge

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: gay milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: mischievous death wish azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Tripping Cracking Location

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Appetizing Slippery Karate Tanning Salon

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Supple gas station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Supple gas station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating sandwich

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: gay milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: balding bawdyhouse

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: filthy hominid

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Tripping Cracking Location

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Appetizing Slippery Karate Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: electric haunted graveyard sneaky criminal

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49812165)