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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
gaped violet goyim university
  12/29/15
b!
sable deranged jewess state
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C
scarlet tanning salon
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coiffed principal's office
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c
stimulating sweet tailpipe
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a
Beta Digit Ratio Space
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a
zippy azure library pozpig
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Next chapter please
sable deranged jewess state
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
gaped violet goyim university
  12/29/15
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coiffed principal's office
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
sable deranged jewess state
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
cocky stirring feces
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coiffed principal's office
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cocky stirring feces
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coiffed principal's office
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
gaped violet goyim university
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coiffed principal's office
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c for sure
cocky stirring feces
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C
zippy azure library pozpig
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c
orchid passionate senate
  12/29/15
Xo
scarlet tanning salon
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chaturbate
Amethyst mentally impaired pisswyrm
  12/30/15
C!
sable deranged jewess state
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
sable deranged jewess state
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Domesticated set stock car
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coiffed principal's office
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scarlet tanning salon
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
orchid passionate senate
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Sepia Lay
  12/29/15
lol ouch
charismatic federal lodge tattoo
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
cocky stirring feces
  12/29/15
...
Impressive abode pervert
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...
coiffed principal's office
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Bistre laughsome travel guidebook
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
gaped violet goyim university
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2
charismatic federal lodge tattoo
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Bistre laughsome travel guidebook
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police
Amethyst mentally impaired pisswyrm
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1
zippy azure library pozpig
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
scarlet tanning salon
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scarlet tanning salon
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4 and 180
orchid passionate senate
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
orchid passionate senate
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scarlet tanning salon
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
blue kitty cat
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razzle-dazzle dilemma
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: gaped violet goyim university

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: sable deranged jewess state

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: coiffed principal's office



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Beta Digit Ratio Space

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: zippy azure library pozpig

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: sable deranged jewess state

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: gaped violet goyim university

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: coiffed principal's office



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: sable deranged jewess state

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: cocky stirring feces

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: coiffed principal's office



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: cocky stirring feces

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: coiffed principal's office



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: gaped violet goyim university

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: coiffed principal's office



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: cocky stirring feces

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: zippy azure library pozpig

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: orchid passionate senate

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Amethyst mentally impaired pisswyrm

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: sable deranged jewess state

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: sable deranged jewess state

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Domesticated set stock car

everyone in this thread unzips.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: coiffed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: orchid passionate senate

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Sepia Lay

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: charismatic federal lodge tattoo

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: cocky stirring feces

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Impressive abode pervert



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: coiffed principal's office



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome travel guidebook

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: gaped violet goyim university

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: charismatic federal lodge tattoo

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome travel guidebook

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Amethyst mentally impaired pisswyrm

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: zippy azure library pozpig

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: scarlet tanning salon

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: orchid passionate senate

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: orchid passionate senate

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: blue kitty cat

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: smoky resort

next chapter please!

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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: kink-friendly crusty office telephone



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