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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
talented disturbing mexican
  02/22/12
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house-broken nibblets institution
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Walnut school cafeteria
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Coral violent marketing idea lay
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Walnut school cafeteria
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Stimulating lilac national gaping
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
twinkling tripping filthpig
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Walnut school cafeteria
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
twinkling tripping filthpig
  02/22/12
u jelly
Walnut school cafeteria
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Crusty nubile shrine laser beams
  12/13/15
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Coral violent marketing idea lay
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Sticky address
  02/23/12
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Coral violent marketing idea lay
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
talented disturbing mexican
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
razzle sienna spot
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Embarrassed to the bone haunting market
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Coral violent marketing idea lay
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
greedy floppy garrison
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Coral violent marketing idea lay
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
talented disturbing mexican
  02/23/12
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Coral violent marketing idea lay
  02/24/17
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Green sanctuary
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
carmine dashing degenerate
  02/25/12
cr
Geriatric bossy wrinkle
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
talented disturbing mexican
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Passionate arrogant church
  02/12/13
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Coral violent marketing idea lay
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
citrine cruise ship generalized bond
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Coral violent marketing idea lay
  10/26/12
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Medicated State French Chef
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
talented disturbing mexican
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Federal Crackhouse
  11/20/12
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fear-inspiring becky
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
fear-inspiring becky
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Embarrassed to the bone haunting market
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Geriatric bossy wrinkle
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Federal Crackhouse
  01/19/13
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Coral violent marketing idea lay
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Judgmental hospital cuckoldry
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Claret Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
Geriatric bossy wrinkle
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Federal Crackhouse
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Appetizing cordovan tanning salon codepig
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overrated community account
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Spruce milk ladyboy
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Passionate arrogant church
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
180 roast beef
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: talented disturbing mexican

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: house-broken nibblets institution



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac national gaping

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: twinkling tripping filthpig

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: twinkling tripping filthpig

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Crusty nubile shrine laser beams

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Sticky address

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: talented disturbing mexican

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: razzle sienna spot

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunting market

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: greedy floppy garrison

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: talented disturbing mexican

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Green sanctuary



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: carmine dashing degenerate

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Geriatric bossy wrinkle

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: talented disturbing mexican

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Passionate arrogant church

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: citrine cruise ship generalized bond

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Medicated State French Chef



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: talented disturbing mexican

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Federal Crackhouse

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring becky



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring becky

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunting market

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Geriatric bossy wrinkle

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Federal Crackhouse

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Coral violent marketing idea lay



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Judgmental hospital cuckoldry

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Claret Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Geriatric bossy wrinkle

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Federal Crackhouse



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Appetizing cordovan tanning salon codepig



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: overrated community account



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Spruce milk ladyboy



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Passionate arrogant church

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: 180 roast beef

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Spruce milk ladyboy



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: drab hot bawdyhouse



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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