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People on LinkedIn are so "proud" of stupid nonsense
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM Author: Indigo internal respiration kitchen Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow, I just got promoted to Sales Manager II and am so thrilled! What a great team! What an adventure! 600 likes!
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:08 PM Author: big institution halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821270) |
Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM Author: geriatric hominid theatre deactivate it friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821124) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:39 PM Author: Indigo internal respiration kitchen I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821127) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:42 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone temple Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821139) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM Author: Indigo internal respiration kitchen Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they're really special, not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821151) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM Author: jet knife LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're interacting with on pitches are using it to get a sense of you going into the meeting or afterward. It's another piece of the platform as I'm sure you understand and a necessary evil. That said, yes, it's also full of vacuous bullshit which you don't need to engage in. Have a tight, convincing bio that highlights your experience, poast your articles, panel events, speeches you give, and move on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821147) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM Author: geriatric hominid theatre flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you before they meet you and actually being impressive in person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821167) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM Author: jet knife Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another touchpoint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821172) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM Author: geriatric hominid theatre You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821180) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:51 PM Author: jet knife Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touchpoint faggot and people who say "I'm just gonna wing this shit and be 180 they'll remember my charismatic smile and drunken stories!" will get left behind. I'm not endorsing the system but it's the reality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821203) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: geriatric hominid theatre Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touchpoint," no one will read or care about your dumb articles and it has a chance of backfiring as try-hard. I can't tell you how many CEOs have profiles that basically only show position, title and tenure, maybe undergrad. That's the most you need and even that is optional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821333) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:26 PM Author: jet knife You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not true. Plenty of CEOs and others in the C-Suite of F500 companies have LinkedIn profiles. Listen man, I argued the point you're arguing for many years, I get it, but it's self-defeating and makes you look out of sync not special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821365) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:34 PM Author: geriatric hominid theatre yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm saying it's provably not necessary for career success. keep following the crowd little buddy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821406) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:37 PM Author: jet knife It may not be "necessary" but it improves your prospects. There's a difference between following the crowd and participating in it in acknowledgment that you're already playing a game (modern glocap employment). You're not cool or an "iconoclast" for not doing these things you just look behind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821420) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM Author: Arousing mustard bawdyhouse filthpig Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Marketing poasts stuff about us and we might repoast or just say phuckit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822466) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:13 PM Author: thriller roast beef Lmao at writing a bio
Just have employer, job title, location, and time spent there. Only full time, no internships |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:18 PM Author: jet knife You see this watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821323) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: Glassy electric state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821542) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: nubile personal credit line dingle berry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#47813689) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM Author: Lascivious Idiotic Parlor “Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head Stock Boi! Looking forward to working very closely with him!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821183) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:52 PM Author: jet knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821205) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:15 PM Author: Brilliant office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821310) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: Glassy electric state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821544) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: Balding incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#47813697) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: Indigo internal respiration kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#47813699) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:07 PM Author: Cracking haunted graveyard XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who cares about corny Linkedin habits? Just don't use the platform or ignore it if it bothers you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821267) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM Author: Tan Library Cuckold What are you proud of evan39? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821317) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM Author: iridescent vigorous preventive strike locus i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821318) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM Author: stirring henna mother faggot firefighter fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/c they want to show off, or bc they have to (or think they have to) to maek in their career yet realize its pathetic and humiliating?
if the latter, that's a sad indictment of our society that middle-class wagecucks are forced to humiliate themselves like this and GC utterly strips them of their dignity.
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: abnormal meetinghouse messiness 80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of our society imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821339) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:33 PM Author: stirring henna mother faggot firefighter woah, sad if true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821398) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:20 PM Author: abnormal meetinghouse messiness Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist
I am humbled and honored to have been selected by my company to participate on a panel at the 2023 Western Great Lakes Region Women in Tech Conference. I would like to thank the leadership at Ball Bearings, Inc. for supporting me and allowing me to shine.
#womenintech #girlboss #1337code #winning |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: sepia slimy stain factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821335) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:23 PM Author: Indigo internal respiration kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821347) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:36 PM Author: stirring henna mother faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821413) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:38 PM Author: jet knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821424) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: Glassy electric state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46821547) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM Author: Excitant Crackhouse Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822120) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:57 PM Author: Arousing mustard bawdyhouse filthpig The womens shit is the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:28 PM Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46825685) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: nubile personal credit line dingle berry I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#47813696) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM Author: hot razzle-dazzle trust fund jewess LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the same company/industry passing pointless information back and forth. There's zero point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822119) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:06 PM Author: Exhilarant Fishy Regret But enough about modern commerce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822122) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:25 PM Author: up-to-no-good crusty elastic band The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twitter are almost as bad.
Whenever someone in their group tweets something:
"Great insight."
"So true."
"I never thought about it that way."
"I'll have to try that!" |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:37 PM Author: jet knife twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have their wives fucked by big bulls while they watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822325) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:58 PM Author: Arousing mustard bawdyhouse filthpig Twist -these comments are usually made by women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822477) |
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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:35 PM Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house *women using chatgpt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46825697) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:54 PM Author: Arousing mustard bawdyhouse filthpig To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822450) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM Author: Indigo internal respiration kitchen I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk about how amazing and "cool" it is to be a junior deputy assistant sales manager. It's nauseating, especially with the DEI shit they always throw in these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#46822461) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: Indigo internal respiration kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2...id.#47813693) |