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Crumbl Cookies is the most overrated shit ever

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hairless party of the first part base
  07/11/24
Lol
Nubile Bearded Yarmulke Dilemma
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Nubile Bearded Yarmulke Dilemma
  07/13/24
This company seems so obviously doomed it's almost funny
flesh passionate parlor
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hairless party of the first part base
  07/11/24
no way people are going to wait an hour in line to get the l...
Costumed sepia lodge
  07/11/24
yeah, women will never pay for well-marketed, self-indulgent...
Autistic church building
  07/11/24
(Crumbs investor)
flesh passionate parlor
  07/12/24
never heard of this place and they have 1k "stores"...
bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness nursing home
  07/11/24
If you don't give a shit about 'cookies' (i.e. you're not a ...
Costumed sepia lodge
  07/11/24
12 min lmfao
Razzle-dazzle dysfunction orchestra pit
  07/11/24
Crumbl Cookies is a franchise chain of bakeries in the Unite...
Adventurous Rose Office Preventive Strike
  07/11/24
Why is Utah In Jewish parentheses
comical step-uncle's house knife
  07/11/24
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lake bawdyhouse
  07/11/24
because you’re a nigger
Adventurous Rose Office Preventive Strike
  07/11/24
Xo 2024 everybody
racy clown
  07/11/24
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hairless party of the first part base
  07/12/24
(guy unaware of jew-mormon solidarity)
impertinent cream den tank
  08/01/24
I don't think they're well regarded enough to be considered ...
Copper Motley Striped Hyena
  07/11/24
i was sent a box once asa gift, iirc it was a set of really ...
vigorous gas station
  07/11/24
ljl @ slack-jawed morons chomping on "cookies"
concupiscible trailer park
  07/11/24
1) Their cookies are enormous 700-900 calorie abominations. ...
vivacious cruise ship volcanic crater
  07/11/24
oreos are gross brother
vigorous gas station
  07/11/24
You can't compare fresh baked cookies to oreos, man. And $4...
Costumed sepia lodge
  07/11/24
900 calories and 100G of carbs is not "a small meal&quo...
Stirring Range Pozpig
  07/12/24
cloyingly sweet, i hate htem
Galvanic jade people who are hurt windowlicker
  07/11/24
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charismatic crystalline abode ceo
  07/12/24
my daughter and her friends go out of their way for a sugar ...
boyish haunting mexican scourge upon the earth
  07/11/24
Related question - Ice cream is less faggy than cookies, rig...
comical step-uncle's house knife
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Excitant crackhouse feces
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deep chapel
  07/12/24
hope y'o'u'r'e well brother
Grizzly shivering kitchen
  07/12/24
Only had this because of women. It's more butter than cookie...
laughsome medicated codepig
  07/11/24
They're decent cookies but I got a half dozen small ones as ...
Magical lay factory reset button
  07/11/24
They operate on the Hallmark card model: the product is noth...
racy clown
  07/11/24
Ljl
Nubile Bearded Yarmulke Dilemma
  07/11/24
I work with a fat, gassy shrew and she was eating crumbl coo...
Spectacular garrison
  07/11/24
The fact that they change out the menu every week is huge. A...
disrespectful aggressive location sandwich
  07/11/24
Link to your food review tik tok?
Razzmatazz plaza gunner
  07/11/24
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9LNj9GSkEV/?igsh=azE1ZWoyYnZ...
disrespectful aggressive location sandwich
  07/11/24
Tyft
comical step-uncle's house knife
  07/11/24
OMG sugar is sooooo tasty
Magical lay factory reset button
  07/11/24
Wilbur tried to get a job there, but ended up having to prac...
well-lubricated burgundy native rigpig
  07/11/24
Wilbur Cookie delivery era was 180
comical step-uncle's house knife
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hairless party of the first part base
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citrine nibblets theater stage
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Date: July 11th, 2024 2:10 PM
Author: hairless party of the first part base



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Nubile Bearded Yarmulke Dilemma

Lol

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Date: July 13th, 2024 3:39 AM
Author: Nubile Bearded Yarmulke Dilemma



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Date: July 11th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: flesh passionate parlor

This company seems so obviously doomed it's almost funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831357)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 2:58 PM
Author: hairless party of the first part base



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Costumed sepia lodge

no way people are going to wait an hour in line to get the latest cookie drop forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831562)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Autistic church building

yeah, women will never pay for well-marketed, self-indulgent sugar bombs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831570)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: flesh passionate parlor

(Crumbs investor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47834647)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness nursing home

never heard of this place and they have 1k "stores", wtf? is this some ghost kitchen nonsense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831560)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Costumed sepia lodge

If you don't give a shit about 'cookies' (i.e. you're not a woman) you'll never hear about this place because who cares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqjzDsOmHK0

NEW CRUMBL flavors this week Cake Batter, Strawberry milk, Salted Carmel Cheesecake, Rocky Road

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831586)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dysfunction orchestra pit

12 min lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831652)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Rose Office Preventive Strike

Crumbl Cookies is a franchise chain of bakeries in the United States and Canada that specializes in cookies.[2] Based in (((Utah))), it was founded in 2017.[3] As of September 2023, the company has 918 stores across the United States.[1] The chain maintains a strong presence in social media, to which The (((Jew York Times))) has attributed the business's growth.[4][5][6][7]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831581)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:38 PM
Author: comical step-uncle's house knife

Why is Utah In Jewish parentheses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831642)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: lake bawdyhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Adventurous Rose Office Preventive Strike

because you’re a nigger

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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: racy clown

Xo 2024 everybody

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Date: July 12th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: hairless party of the first part base



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Date: August 1st, 2024 1:56 AM
Author: impertinent cream den tank

(guy unaware of jew-mormon solidarity)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47916222)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: Copper Motley Striped Hyena

I don't think they're well regarded enough to be considered overrated. They're a safeTTTy bakery at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831646)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: vigorous gas station

i was sent a box once asa gift, iirc it was a set of really big well baked cookies

whats wrong iwth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831659)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: concupiscible trailer park

ljl @ slack-jawed morons chomping on "cookies"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831781)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: vivacious cruise ship volcanic crater

1) Their cookies are enormous 700-900 calorie abominations. Women are able to hamster themselves into thinking that "It's just one cookie!" when it's literally the same thing as eating 16 Oreos.

2) Cost. A single Crumbl cookie is $4.49. You can get 156 Oreos from Sam's Club for $10.78.

3) Macros. Cookies are never good for you but a Crumbl cookie is about as bad as a cookie can possibly be. They are heavily frosted, guaranteed to spike your blood sugar into orbit. Might as well drink 4 cans of Coke. It's about the same amount of carbs, yet lower in calories!

Homemade oatmeal raisin cookies with a bit of protein powder worked into the batter still wouldn't exactly be "good" for you but at least it wouldn't nuke your pancreas as bad as a Crumbl cookie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831811)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: vigorous gas station

oreos are gross brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831832)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Costumed sepia lodge

You can't compare fresh baked cookies to oreos, man. And $4.49 for a small meal's worth of cookie ain't that bad these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831839)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Stirring Range Pozpig

900 calories and 100G of carbs is not "a small meal" you retard. That's half a day's calories and 2X the carbs you should be eating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47835972)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: Galvanic jade people who are hurt windowlicker

cloyingly sweet, i hate htem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831787)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: charismatic crystalline abode ceo



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: boyish haunting mexican scourge upon the earth

my daughter and her friends go out of their way for a sugar fix here once every other week or so, esp. if the peanut butter cookie drops that day. these places are overrun with teens and milfs looking for sugar.

crumbl also caters businesses and will drop off dozens of cookies at a time on business expense accounts. they also do a "thank you" box or "birthday" cookie box delivered that businesses and people will order.

across the street is nothing bundt cakes which is the same business model. females keep these places in business, and business is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831803)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: comical step-uncle's house knife

Related question - Ice cream is less faggy than cookies, right? Asking for a friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831807)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: offensive institution turdskin



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:30 PM
Author: citrine nibblets theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47832459)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:33 PM
Author: Excitant crackhouse feces



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:51 PM
Author: deep chapel



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Date: July 12th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Grizzly shivering kitchen

hope y'o'u'r'e well brother

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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: laughsome medicated codepig

Only had this because of women. It's more butter than cookie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831831)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Magical lay factory reset button

They're decent cookies but I got a half dozen small ones as a gift and it was $18 all-in. That can't be sustainable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831871)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: racy clown

They operate on the Hallmark card model: the product is nothing special, but they're expensive, and therefore impressive when you give them as a gift.

Anyone who buys a crumbl cookie for themselves is a retard, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47831912)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Nubile Bearded Yarmulke Dilemma

Ljl

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Date: July 11th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Spectacular garrison

I work with a fat, gassy shrew and she was eating crumbl cookies the other day, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47832064)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: disrespectful aggressive location sandwich

The fact that they change out the menu every week is huge. Attracts “completionists” that absolutely MUST try the new cookies each week and make tik tok videos about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47832072)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz plaza gunner

Link to your food review tik tok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47832077)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: disrespectful aggressive location sandwich

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9LNj9GSkEV/?igsh=azE1ZWoyYnZ2aXpi

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Date: July 11th, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: comical step-uncle's house knife

Tyft

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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Magical lay factory reset button

OMG sugar is sooooo tasty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5553729&forum_id=2...id.#47832442)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated burgundy native rigpig

Wilbur tried to get a job there, but ended up having to practice law

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Date: July 11th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: comical step-uncle's house knife

Wilbur Cookie delivery era was 180

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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: hairless party of the first part base



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:30 PM
Author: citrine nibblets theater stage



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: electric fishy generalized bond



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:51 PM
Author: deep chapel



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Date: July 12th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Trip Slate Locale Double Fault



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: electric fishy generalized bond



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