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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Insecure sapphire stead
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water
  07/26/25
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transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef
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We’ve all been there
balding lodge toilet seat
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water
  07/26/25
At a bar
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transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef
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Not hygienic
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Insecure sapphire stead
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Aromatic gas station blood rage
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water
  07/26/25
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Insecure sapphire stead
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Aromatic gas station blood rage
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Sick forum
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water
  07/27/25
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Filthy resort
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
demanding boyish meetinghouse
  07/26/25
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transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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cobalt pit
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
costumed jewess
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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Insecure sapphire stead
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sticky mustard dilemma ratface
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Insecure sapphire stead
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
charismatic vermilion really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Maniacal Halford Stage
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Insecure sapphire stead

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy fortuitous meteor tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: balding lodge toilet seat

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Crimson deer antler crackhouse

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Mischievous Contagious Love Of Her Life Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Mauve thriller boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Vibrant yellow hell factory reset button



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Jet at-the-ready water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Stubborn abode hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cobalt pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: costumed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: pontificating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: massive garnet ticket booth degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: motley silver principal's office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: opaque shrine boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: excitant hunting ground

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Insecure sapphire stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Aromatic gas station blood rage

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Insecure sapphire stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Aromatic gas station blood rage

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sick forum

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Filthy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: demanding boyish meetinghouse

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Bistre hyperactive legal warrant

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: costumed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: rebellious concupiscible chapel cuckoldry

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cobalt pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: electric thirsty sweet tailpipe hall

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: costumed jewess

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slippery Boiling Water

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Insecure sapphire stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: sticky mustard dilemma ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Insecure sapphire stead

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Gold Private Investor Selfie

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: transparent twisted people who are hurt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: charismatic vermilion really tough guy antidepressant drug

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Maniacal Halford Stage

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Big-titted Business Firm Nibblets

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134975)