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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Silver menage
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
salmon splenetic new version
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Flushed Angry Locus
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
cyan property
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Silver menage
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
cyan property
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
cyan property
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
cyan property
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Silver menage
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
cyan property
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
diverse amethyst school cafeteria giraffe
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
diverse amethyst school cafeteria giraffe
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
hideous business firm
  04/08/25
that's rude
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
...
Silver menage
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
brilliant parlour becky
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
cyan property
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Talented psychic
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/08/25
...
Silver menage
  04/08/25
...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Silver menage
  04/09/25
...
Silver menage
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
big goal in life station
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Marvelous base
  04/09/25
Ty
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/09/25
...
galvanic pink genital piercing ticket booth
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
bearded hall mood
  04/09/25
...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Swashbuckling church building karate
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
dashing associate
  05/02/25
...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  05/12/25
...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Marvelous base
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
diverse amethyst school cafeteria giraffe
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Lime Vibrant Foreskin
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
diverse amethyst school cafeteria giraffe
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Contagious house
  06/03/25
...
chandler (retired)
  06/26/25
OP?
chandler (retired)
  06/27/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Silver menage

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: salmon splenetic new version

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Locus

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: cyan property

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Silver menage

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: cyan property

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: cyan property

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: cyan property

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Silver menage

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: cyan property

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: diverse amethyst school cafeteria giraffe

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: diverse amethyst school cafeteria giraffe

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: hideous business firm

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Silver menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: brilliant parlour becky

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: cyan property

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Talented psychic

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Silver menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Silver menage

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Silver menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: big goal in life station

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Marvelous base

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: galvanic pink genital piercing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: bearded hall mood

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling church building karate

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: dashing associate

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Marvelous base

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: diverse amethyst school cafeteria giraffe

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lime Vibrant Foreskin

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: diverse amethyst school cafeteria giraffe

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Contagious house

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49054793)