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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Dun new version
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Coral reading party state
  01/26/16
This one stings.
charismatic becky
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
jesus no...
marvelous tanning salon faggotry
  10/24/16
...
dark kink-friendly juggernaut institution
  01/03/17
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ruby potus idiot
  02/20/18
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Fluffy naked hell
  06/03/19
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Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting
  10/14/20
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Frozen Aphrodisiac Property
  01/25/16
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diverse sanctuary
  01/25/16
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Electric menage
  01/25/16
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Hateful university
  01/25/16
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hairraiser mint principal's office
  01/25/16
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Electric menage
  01/25/16
...
Hateful university
  01/25/16
...
deranged place of business
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/25/16
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Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
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idiotic kitty sandwich
  01/25/16
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Dun new version
  01/25/16
...
boyish library
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
appetizing flickering orchestra pit
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic brethren
  01/25/16
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Coral reading party state
  01/26/16
...
bossy deer antler box office
  01/26/16
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Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
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Carmine hospital hunting ground
  11/27/16
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nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  06/13/17
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Bistre Thriller Station Depressive
  12/19/17
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Dun new version
  01/24/18
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swollen excitant lettuce lodge
  06/10/24
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charismatic becky
  01/26/16
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comical carnelian candlestick maker
  10/24/16
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dark kink-friendly juggernaut institution
  11/27/16
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nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/23/17
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Self-centered Impertinent Plaza
  03/15/17
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nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  04/20/17
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nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  02/20/18
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nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  05/24/18
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Pale passionate gay wizard stage
  09/26/21
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cheese-eating bat shit crazy trump supporter
  03/12/22
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swollen excitant lettuce lodge
  05/15/22
...
swollen excitant lettuce lodge
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Nofapping Native
  01/25/16
Brutal
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
...
Well-lubricated mexican
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
garnet laser beams scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
toxic
Autistic corner
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Maroon people who are hurt location
  01/25/16
...
diverse sanctuary
  01/25/16
...
Dun new version
  01/25/16
...
Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes
  01/25/16
damnit
navy vigorous set
  01/25/16
...
Electric menage
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Dun new version
  01/25/16
jfc
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Electric menage
  01/25/16
...
Dun new version
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/25/16
Cr
Dun new version
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
hm
milky judgmental sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
wait
slap-happy space ceo
  01/25/16
...
charismatic becky
  01/26/16
...
sapphire french chef
  01/25/16
...
Dun new version
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Maroon people who are hurt location
  01/25/16
...
180 Saffron Chapel
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Nofapping Native
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Nofapping Native
  01/25/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/25/16
...
Bistre Thriller Station Depressive
  01/25/16
...
cordovan seedy personal credit line
  01/25/16
...
navy vigorous set
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes
  01/25/16
...
Dun new version
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Dun new version
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
wild bbw
  01/25/16
...
Racy disrespectful quadroon
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
aggressive headpube
  01/25/16
...
garnet laser beams scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
boyish library
  01/25/16
damn
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
...
glittery honey-headed field goal in life
  01/25/16
...
flirting stock car
  01/25/16
O LORD
buck-toothed crystalline blood rage
  01/25/16
jfc
sable irradiated dopamine
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
shivering roommate
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Histrionic brethren
  01/25/16
...
Electric menage
  01/25/16
Lmao
Dun new version
  01/25/16
...
opaque metal spot travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
charismatic becky
  01/26/16
...
glittery honey-headed field goal in life
  01/26/16
...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
...
Dun new version
  02/15/16
...
avocado pisswyrm windowlicker
  07/08/17
...
At-the-ready cracking pozpig alpha
  07/08/17
...
big fishy base psychic
  07/08/17
...
Dun new version
  10/27/17
...
Rough-skinned theater stage
  12/26/17
...
Dun new version
  05/24/18
...
Dun new version
  03/16/20
...
insanely creepy fat ankles
  02/18/22
...
soul-stirring spruce knife
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
appetizing flickering orchestra pit
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
navy vigorous set
  01/25/16
ouch
brindle motley piazza
  01/26/16
poison
useless multi-colored associate
  01/26/16
...
slate wonderful turdskin rigor
  01/26/16
180
Coral reading party state
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Twisted site
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
charismatic becky
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Clear point goyim
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Curious Adulterous Party Of The First Part Area
  09/27/16
...
soul-stirring spruce knife
  12/26/17
...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  08/12/19
180
Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
harsh vermilion telephone
  01/27/16
...
Bistre Thriller Station Depressive
  01/27/16
...
Dun new version
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Stimulating blue casino
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Stimulating blue casino
  02/02/16
...
galvanic ticket booth
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
bull headed boltzmann
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Laughsome Drunken Nursing Home
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
bateful pocket flask
  02/24/16
18000000
Sickened Stag Film Cuck
  03/04/16
165
concupiscible filthpig
  03/04/16
...
rebellious background story theater
  05/19/16
chilling
Slippery factory reset button lay
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Abusive crimson cuckoldry
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Ultramarine school voyeur
  01/03/17
oh my.
cerebral indian lodge
  01/23/17
toxic
fragrant puppy cumskin
  03/13/17
...
Self-centered Impertinent Plaza
  03/15/17
...
cordovan seedy personal credit line
  04/02/17
...
Mahogany crackhouse
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Contagious mother chad
  07/08/17
...
french garrison round eye
  10/27/17
mother of god
At-the-ready cracking pozpig alpha
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Fiercely-loyal exciting cruise ship
  10/27/17
JFC
haunting exhilarant church building son of senegal
  10/27/17
...
canary cowardly twinkling uncleanness tank
  12/26/17
...
Arousing center roast beef
  12/26/17
ouch
very tactful bronze crotch locale
  02/20/18
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frisky business firm
  02/20/18
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Shaky Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested
  01/16/19
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wine dashing boistinker dingle berry
  08/09/19
...
Pale passionate gay wizard stage
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
trip stead international law enforcement agency
  07/28/25
...
Orange water buffalo milk
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Razzmatazz brunch fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Heady flushed masturbator
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
boyish library
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic brethren
  01/25/16
...
bearded low-t rehab preventive strike
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
toxic
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Dun new version
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Dun new version
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Glassy black woman
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks
  01/25/16
TY bro
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic brethren
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
vibrant peach hairy legs
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Well-lubricated mexican
  10/27/17
...
Citrine know-it-all address multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
...
Dun new version
  05/24/18
...
cerebral indian lodge
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
claret double fault
  10/27/17
credited advice
very tactful bronze crotch locale
  05/24/18
even more toxic
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
pearly range
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Floppy tan house ratface
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Dun new version
  01/25/16
lol
spectacular amethyst public bath
  06/01/17
...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Coral reading party state
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring spruce knife
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
shivering roommate
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
shivering roommate
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
shivering roommate
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
shivering roommate
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
shivering roommate
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Dun new version
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
Lmao
Transparent supple toilet seat
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Dun new version
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Dun new version
  01/25/16
lmao true
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/25/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring spruce knife
  12/26/17
Haha
tripping whorehouse legal warrant
  03/19/20
...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
...
Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
vibrant peach hairy legs
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Razzle twinkling friendly grandma sex offender
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Chartreuse dilemma volcanic crater
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Dun new version
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
claret double fault
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Curious Adulterous Party Of The First Part Area
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
cerise resort
  06/03/19
oh no
Clear point goyim
  08/08/19
LOL
Swashbuckling marketing idea
  03/16/20
JFC
cerebral indian lodge
  03/19/20
Update?
insanely creepy fat ankles
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
provocative trailer park
  01/25/16
...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/25/16
...
Bistre Thriller Station Depressive
  05/19/16
...
sapphire french chef
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
Cr
Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
...
charismatic becky
  01/26/16
...
charismatic becky
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Razzmatazz brunch fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Stirring purple temple cuckold
  01/26/16
...
Stirring purple temple cuckold
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Frozen Aphrodisiac Property
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
avocado pisswyrm windowlicker
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
talented startling giraffe
  01/26/16
...
glittery honey-headed field goal in life
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Coral reading party state
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
talented startling giraffe
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Dun new version
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Frozen Aphrodisiac Property
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic Primrose Boiling Water
  01/16/19
...
tripping whorehouse legal warrant
  03/16/20
...
Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
...
glittery honey-headed field goal in life
  01/26/16
...
Bistre Thriller Station Depressive
  03/28/16
...
wine dashing boistinker dingle berry
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
mind-boggling self-absorbed parlour corn cake
  01/26/16
...
Dun new version
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Glassy black woman
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
marvelous tanning salon faggotry
  10/24/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Floppy tan house ratface
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
misunderstood newt theatre
  04/04/16
...
Self-centered Impertinent Plaza
  03/15/17
*applause*
Aromatic dog poop coffee pot
  10/27/17
...
Pale passionate gay wizard stage
  09/26/21
...
claret double fault
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Dun new version
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
Describe
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
...
Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Dun new version
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
french garrison round eye
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
Fuck
french garrison round eye
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
sapphire french chef
  01/26/16
cq's!
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
...
cerebral indian lodge
  03/19/20
...
Self-centered Impertinent Plaza
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Irate Philosopher-king Kitchen
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Glassy black woman
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Razzmatazz brunch fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
Dun new version
  01/26/16
...
very tactful bronze crotch locale
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Glassy black woman
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Glassy black woman
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
talented startling giraffe
  01/26/16
...
glittery honey-headed field goal in life
  01/26/16
...
charismatic becky
  01/23/17
...
Self-centered Impertinent Plaza
  03/15/17
...
avocado pisswyrm windowlicker
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate
  01/26/16
underrated
marvelous tanning salon faggotry
  01/26/16
...
Bistre Thriller Station Depressive
  02/15/16
...
dark kink-friendly juggernaut institution
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
embarrassed to the bone olive den
  01/26/16
...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
jfc
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/26/16
...
obsidian sound barrier
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
talented startling giraffe
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
do u love it
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
...
ruddy national feces
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
talented startling giraffe
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
...
Dun new version
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
talented startling giraffe
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
...
smoky mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Gay pistol yarmulke
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
navy vigorous set
  01/26/16
...
french garrison round eye
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
sapphire french chef
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
glittery honey-headed field goal in life
  01/26/16
JFC
Black meetinghouse
  01/26/16
180
sepia forum
  01/26/16
...
submissive hall
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
french garrison round eye
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
...
Gay pistol yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Gay pistol yarmulke
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
titillating fuchsia senate
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
180 twist
Dun new version
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
THIS
Floppy tan house ratface
  01/26/16
...
digit ratio queen of the night
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
deranged place of business
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
deranged place of business
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Glassy black woman
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
amber beady-eyed skinny woman
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Red weed whacker stage
  01/26/16
fucking damn
navy vigorous set
  01/26/16
...
boyish library
  01/26/16
180
silver trust fund
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Histrionic brethren
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Dun new version
  01/27/16
...
sapphire french chef
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Stimulating blue casino
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
violent halford
  05/19/16
repost please
Histrionic brethren
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
titillating fuchsia senate
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
violent halford
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
smoky mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Floppy tan house ratface
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  01/26/16
...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  01/27/16
180.
Bistre Thriller Station Depressive
  01/27/16
...
digit ratio queen of the night
  01/29/16
...
Abusive crimson cuckoldry
  01/31/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
ivory abode degenerate
  02/02/16
brave
Dun new version
  02/03/16
...
insanely creepy fat ankles
  02/22/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
parlor
  02/22/16
...
Histrionic brethren
  03/08/16
...
Dun new version
  09/27/16
...
Dun new version
  03/04/16
...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  04/04/16
...
cordovan seedy personal credit line
  04/04/16
cr
talented startling giraffe
  04/20/16
...
insanely creepy fat ankles
  05/11/16
...
slap-happy space ceo
  05/11/16
...
Dun new version
  06/17/16
...
burgundy church
  09/27/16
...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  10/21/16
mods please delete
sapphire french chef
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
insane aquamarine mental disorder pit
  10/24/16
...
Dun new version
  10/24/16
i really like it here
violent halford
  10/24/16
...
Abusive crimson cuckoldry
  10/27/16
...
green police squad macaca
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
sapphire french chef
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Dun new version
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
snowy tattoo gaping
  01/23/17
... ...
claret double fault
  01/23/17
...
Dun new version
  07/08/17
Lol
parlor
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Lavender effete school cafeteria
  01/16/19
...
Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting
  02/11/17
...
Dun new version
  03/13/17
...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  03/15/17
...
Self-centered Impertinent Plaza
  03/15/17
...
Abusive crimson cuckoldry
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
nighttime dysfunction shrine
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
dull gaped mood locus
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
cerebral indian lodge
  06/01/17
...
henna hominid
  06/01/17
...
Bistre Thriller Station Depressive
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Brass really tough guy fanboi
  06/13/17
...
cerebral indian lodge
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
magenta duck-like heaven striped hyena
  07/08/17
...
jew pervert
  08/18/17
...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  09/25/17
...
french garrison round eye
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
sapphire french chef
  10/27/17
...
canary cowardly twinkling uncleanness tank
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
home jap
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Dun new version
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
home jap
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
green police squad macaca
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Flatulent Persian
  05/24/18
...
Bat-shit-crazy khaki office
  07/25/18
...
french garrison round eye
  05/17/18
...
Dun new version
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
translucent genital piercing
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Dun new version
  07/25/18
...
bossy deer antler box office
  07/25/18
...
french garrison round eye
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Dun new version
  01/16/19
...
sapphire french chef
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Lavender effete school cafeteria
  01/16/19
Jfc
Dun new version
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
sapphire french chef
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Mischievous partner
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
deranged place of business
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
mildly autistic ape
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
mildly autistic ape
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
talented startling giraffe
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
mildly autistic ape
  01/17/19
...
french garrison round eye
  04/08/19
...
Violet Infuriating Messiness
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
canary cowardly twinkling uncleanness tank
  04/09/19
...
mildly autistic ape
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
mildly autistic ape
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Dun new version
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Fantasy-prone Gunner
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Dun new version
  06/03/19
...
sapphire french chef
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Laughsome Drunken Nursing Home
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
mildly autistic ape
  06/03/19
...
Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
mildly autistic ape
  08/08/19
...
mildly autistic ape
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
hyperventilating
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
drab incel
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
hyperventilating
  08/12/19
...
hyperventilating
  03/16/20
...
narrow-minded
  02/02/20
...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  03/14/20
...
talented startling giraffe
  03/16/20
...
talented startling giraffe
  09/30/20
...
offensive
  08/27/21
...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  09/13/21
...
sapphire french chef
  09/26/21
...
mauve toaster electric furnace
  10/11/21
...
Pale passionate gay wizard stage
  10/11/21
bump
talented startling giraffe
  03/12/22
...
nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed
  01/05/23
...
insanely creepy fat ankles
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
organic girlfriend
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
old irish cottage
  10/13/23
...
Dun new version
  01/03/24
...
french garrison round eye
  08/09/24
...
insanely creepy fat ankles
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Dun new version

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Coral reading party state

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: charismatic becky

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: marvelous tanning salon faggotry

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: dark kink-friendly juggernaut institution



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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: appetizing flickering orchestra pit

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: charismatic becky



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Self-centered Impertinent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833820)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating bat shit crazy trump supporter



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: swollen excitant lettuce lodge



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: swollen excitant lettuce lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Nofapping Native

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: garnet laser beams scourge upon the earth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Autistic corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Maroon people who are hurt location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: navy vigorous set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Electric menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Dun new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Electric menage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Dun new version



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Dun new version

Cr

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: milky judgmental sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: charismatic becky



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: sapphire french chef



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Dun new version



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Maroon people who are hurt location

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: 180 Saffron Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Nofapping Native

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Nofapping Native

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Bistre Thriller Station Depressive



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: cordovan seedy personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: navy vigorous set



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes

1800000

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Dun new version



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Dun new version

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: wild bbw

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Racy disrespectful quadroon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: aggressive headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: garnet laser beams scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: boyish library



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed field goal in life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: flirting stock car



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: buck-toothed crystalline blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: sable irradiated dopamine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: shivering roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Histrionic brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Electric menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Dun new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: opaque metal spot travel guidebook



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: charismatic becky



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed field goal in life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Dun new version



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Author: avocado pisswyrm windowlicker



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready cracking pozpig alpha



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: big fishy base psychic



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Dun new version



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned theater stage



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Dun new version



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Dun new version



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring spruce knife



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: appetizing flickering orchestra pit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: navy vigorous set

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: brindle motley piazza

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: useless multi-colored associate

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: slate wonderful turdskin rigor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Coral reading party state

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Twisted site

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: charismatic becky

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Clear point goyim

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Curious Adulterous Party Of The First Part Area

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring spruce knife



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: harsh vermilion telephone

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Bistre Thriller Station Depressive



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Dun new version



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Stimulating blue casino

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Stimulating blue casino

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: galvanic ticket booth



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: bull headed boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Laughsome Drunken Nursing Home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: bateful pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Sickened Stag Film Cuck

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: concupiscible filthpig

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: rebellious background story theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Slippery factory reset button lay

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Abusive crimson cuckoldry

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine school voyeur

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: fragrant puppy cumskin

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Self-centered Impertinent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: cordovan seedy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Mahogany crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Contagious mother chad

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: french garrison round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready cracking pozpig alpha

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting cruise ship

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: haunting exhilarant church building son of senegal

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: canary cowardly twinkling uncleanness tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Arousing center roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: very tactful bronze crotch locale

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: frisky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Shaky Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: wine dashing boistinker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Pale passionate gay wizard stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: trip stead international law enforcement agency

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Orange water buffalo milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch fortuitous meteor

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Heady flushed masturbator

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: boyish library

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Histrionic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bearded low-t rehab preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Dun new version

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Dun new version

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Glassy black woman

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Histrionic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: vibrant peach hairy legs

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mexican

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Citrine know-it-all address multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: claret double fault

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: very tactful bronze crotch locale

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: pearly range

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy tan house ratface

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Dun new version

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: spectacular amethyst public bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Coral reading party state

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring spruce knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: shivering roommate

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: shivering roommate

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: shivering roommate

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: shivering roommate

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: shivering roommate

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Dun new version

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Transparent supple toilet seat

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Dun new version

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Dun new version

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring spruce knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: tripping whorehouse legal warrant

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: vibrant peach hairy legs

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Razzle twinkling friendly grandma sex offender

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse dilemma volcanic crater

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Dun new version

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: claret double fault

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Curious Adulterous Party Of The First Part Area

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: cerise resort

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Clear point goyim

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling marketing idea

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy fat ankles

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: provocative trailer park

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Bistre Thriller Station Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: sapphire french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: charismatic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: charismatic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Stirring purple temple cuckold

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Stirring purple temple cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Frozen Aphrodisiac Property

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: avocado pisswyrm windowlicker

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed field goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Coral reading party state

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: slap-happy space ceo

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Dun new version

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Frozen Aphrodisiac Property

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: tripping whorehouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed field goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Bistre Thriller Station Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: wine dashing boistinker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling self-absorbed parlour corn cake

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Glassy black woman

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: marvelous tanning salon faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy tan house ratface

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: misunderstood newt theatre

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Self-centered Impertinent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Aromatic dog poop coffee pot

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Pale passionate gay wizard stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: claret double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Dun new version

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Elastic Band Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Dun new version

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: french garrison round eye

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: french garrison round eye

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: sapphire french chef

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Self-centered Impertinent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  Irate Philosopher-king Kitchen

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Glassy black woman

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch fortuitous meteor

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: very tactful bronze crotch locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Glassy black woman

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Glassy black woman

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed field goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: charismatic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Self-centered Impertinent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: avocado pisswyrm windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded gas station doctorate

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: marvelous tanning salon faggotry

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Bistre Thriller Station Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: dark kink-friendly juggernaut institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone olive den

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: obsidian sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  ruddy national feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: smoky mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Gay pistol yarmulke

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: navy vigorous set

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: french garrison round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Bawdyhouse Wagecucks

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: sapphire french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed field goal in life

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  sepia forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  submissive hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: french garrison round eye

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Gay pistol yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Gay pistol yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Dun new version

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Floppy tan house ratface

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  digit ratio queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: deranged place of business

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: deranged place of business

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Glassy black woman

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Keepsake Machete

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed skinny woman

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Red weed whacker stage

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: navy vigorous set

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: boyish library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  silver trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Histrionic brethren

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Dun new version

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: sapphire french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Stimulating blue casino

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: violent halford

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Histrionic brethren

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia senate

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: violent halford

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: smoky mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Floppy tan house ratface

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Bistre Thriller Station Depressive

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  digit ratio queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Abusive crimson cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  ivory abode degenerate

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Dun new version

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: insanely creepy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  parlor

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Histrionic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: cordovan seedy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: slap-happy space ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: burgundy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: sapphire french chef

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: insane aquamarine mental disorder pit

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: violent halford

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Abusive crimson cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: green police squad macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: sapphire french chef

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Dun new version

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: snowy tattoo gaping

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: claret double fault

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  parlor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Lavender effete school cafeteria

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Self-centered Impertinent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Abusive crimson cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: nighttime dysfunction shrine

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: dull gaped mood locus

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: henna hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Bistre Thriller Station Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Brass really tough guy fanboi

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: magenta duck-like heaven striped hyena

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  jew pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: french garrison round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: sapphire french chef

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: canary cowardly twinkling uncleanness tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  home jap

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Dun new version

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  home jap

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: green police squad macaca

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Flatulent Persian

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: french garrison round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Dun new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: translucent genital piercing

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Dun new version

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: bossy deer antler box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: french garrison round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Dun new version

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: sapphire french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Lavender effete school cafeteria

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Dun new version

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: sapphire french chef

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Mischievous partner

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: deranged place of business

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: mildly autistic ape

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic ape

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: talented startling giraffe

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: mildly autistic ape

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: french garrison round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Violet Infuriating Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: canary cowardly twinkling uncleanness tank

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: mildly autistic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: mildly autistic ape

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Dun new version

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  Fantasy-prone Gunner

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Dun new version

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: sapphire french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Laughsome Drunken Nursing Home

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic ape

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Lascivious chocolate market famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: mildly autistic ape

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: mildly autistic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: hyperventilating

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: drab incel

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: hyperventilating

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: hyperventilating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  narrow-minded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: talented startling giraffe

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: nudist adventurous love of her life half-breed



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  organic girlfriend

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  old irish cottage

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
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