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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Provocative lilac partner
  01/26/16
This one stings.
crystalline territorial kitty cat
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
charismatic maize area
  01/26/16
jesus no...
aquamarine cumskin
  10/24/16
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crusty regret locus
  01/03/17
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Galvanic halford
  02/20/18
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plum philosopher-king athletic conference
  06/03/19
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charismatic maize area
  10/14/20
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splenetic trailer park
  01/25/16
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Appetizing meetinghouse persian
  01/25/16
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ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace
  01/25/16
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brindle menage
  01/25/16
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Hairraiser public bath private investor
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ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace
  01/25/16
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brindle menage
  01/25/16
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Cerise at-the-ready skinny woman jap
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
harsh ticket booth
  01/25/16
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sable death wish field
  01/25/16
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underhanded coral water buffalo
  01/25/16
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walnut stag film
  01/25/16
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house-broken titillating site scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Slippery orchid school
  01/25/16
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histrionic legend
  01/25/16
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Provocative lilac partner
  01/26/16
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unholy crackhouse famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
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hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
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Indigo useless brakes
  11/27/16
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harsh ticket booth
  06/13/17
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impertinent stimulating base deer antler
  12/19/17
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walnut stag film
  01/24/18
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marvelous twinkling multi-billionaire spot
  06/10/24
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crystalline territorial kitty cat
  01/26/16
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Federal theater stage hissy fit
  10/24/16
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crusty regret locus
  11/27/16
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harsh ticket booth
  01/23/17
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khaki forum azn
  03/15/17
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harsh ticket booth
  04/20/17
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harsh ticket booth
  02/20/18
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harsh ticket booth
  05/24/18
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impressive frisky toaster set
  09/26/21
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swashbuckling university
  03/12/22
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marvelous twinkling multi-billionaire spot
  05/15/22
...
marvelous twinkling multi-billionaire spot
  05/04/24
ruthless.
chestnut wild pit tank
  01/25/16
Brutal
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
...
Ultramarine razzmatazz chad wagecucks
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
smoky theater idiot
  01/25/16
toxic
green passionate home
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
vermilion irradiated library
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing meetinghouse persian
  01/25/16
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walnut stag film
  01/25/16
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contagious generalized bond
  01/25/16
damnit
Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing
  01/25/16
...
ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
jfc
harsh ticket booth
  01/25/16
Cr edit
ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace
  01/25/16
...
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
harsh ticket booth
  01/25/16
Cr
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
hm
Excitant Yarmulke State
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
wait
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
...
crystalline territorial kitty cat
  01/26/16
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massive range
  01/25/16
...
walnut stag film
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
vermilion irradiated library
  01/25/16
...
onyx multi-colored senate macaca
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
chestnut wild pit tank
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
harsh ticket booth
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
chestnut wild pit tank
  01/25/16
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180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
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impertinent stimulating base deer antler
  01/25/16
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bateful obsidian nursing home
  01/25/16
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Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
contagious generalized bond
  01/25/16
...
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Rebellious national
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
french property preventive strike
  01/25/16
...
Arousing chrome coldplay fan
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Talented Haunted Graveyard
  01/25/16
...
smoky theater idiot
  01/25/16
...
house-broken titillating site scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
damn
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker
  01/25/16
...
unhinged thriller tanning salon
  01/25/16
O LORD
Translucent mind-boggling sandwich
  01/25/16
jfc
Judgmental Copper Community Account Stage
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
histrionic legend
  01/25/16
...
ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace
  01/25/16
Lmao
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
...
Comical Bbw Wrinkle
  01/25/16
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crystalline territorial kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker
  01/26/16
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hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
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walnut stag film
  02/15/16
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disrespectful fragrant roast beef
  07/08/17
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big red cuckoldry kitchen
  07/08/17
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kink-friendly free-loading knife
  07/08/17
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walnut stag film
  10/27/17
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Racy tantric rigpig love of her life
  12/26/17
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walnut stag film
  05/24/18
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walnut stag film
  03/16/20
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Startled International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/18/22
...
deep windowlicker
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Slippery orchid school
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing
  01/25/16
ouch
offensive amber address son of senegal
  01/26/16
poison
Lemon chapel roommate
  01/26/16
...
Drab Laughsome Juggernaut
  01/26/16
180
Provocative lilac partner
  01/26/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
transparent alcoholic parlour
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
crystalline territorial kitty cat
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Frozen fishy volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
RIP brother
mustard ungodly alpha gas station
  09/27/16
...
deep windowlicker
  12/26/17
...
hyperactive nibblets
  08/12/19
180
charismatic maize area
  01/26/16
...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Beady-eyed fighting antidepressant drug locale
  01/27/16
...
impertinent stimulating base deer antler
  01/27/16
...
walnut stag film
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
boyish flushed plaza
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
boyish flushed plaza
  02/02/16
...
razzle-dazzle vengeful indian lodge
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Silver Station
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
avocado self-absorbed bawdyhouse pistol
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Azure Dilemma
  02/24/16
18000000
hilarious soggy cruise ship
  03/04/16
165
aggressive lavender organic girlfriend fat ankles
  03/04/16
...
Wonderful twisted indirect expression corn cake
  05/19/16
chilling
Vivacious effete mexican
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Bisexual Electric Main People Business Firm
  12/17/16
Good lord.
topaz bull headed fanboi step-uncle's house
  01/03/17
oh my.
Bearded resort gunner
  01/23/17
toxic
Bipolar Den
  03/13/17
...
khaki forum azn
  03/15/17
...
bateful obsidian nursing home
  04/02/17
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slate beta mediation
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
ocher stage faggotry
  07/08/17
...
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  10/27/17
mother of god
big red cuckoldry kitchen
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
seedy mad cow disease
  10/27/17
JFC
Self-centered Lime Ratface
  10/27/17
...
sooty lettuce
  12/26/17
...
Concupiscible headpube
  12/26/17
ouch
thirsty misunderstood whorehouse blood rage
  02/20/18
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navy odious potus selfie
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cerebral naked parlor trust fund
  01/16/19
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Cordovan coffee pot pervert
  08/09/19
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impressive frisky toaster set
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
canary metal gay wizard shrine
  07/28/25
...
adventurous sick stain location
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
razzle masturbator giraffe
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Floppy Garrison
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
house-broken titillating site scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
histrionic legend
  01/25/16
...
Rusted bonkers theatre messiness
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
toxic
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
very tactful hell brethren
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Rebellious national
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Rebellious national
  01/25/16
TY bro
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
...
histrionic legend
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
aphrodisiac mint background story
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Ultramarine razzmatazz chad wagecucks
  10/27/17
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coiffed sex offender stock car
  10/27/17
...
walnut stag film
  05/24/18
...
Bearded resort gunner
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
mischievous salmon incel church building
  10/27/17
credited advice
thirsty misunderstood whorehouse blood rage
  05/24/18
even more toxic
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
gold principal's office
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
i lol'd
bistre stirring hall ceo
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Rebellious national
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
lol
Cracking piazza doctorate
  06/01/17
...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Provocative lilac partner
  01/26/16
...
deep windowlicker
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
Lmao
Supple dun travel guidebook
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
walnut stag film
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
harsh ticket booth
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
walnut stag film
  01/25/16
lmao true
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
deep windowlicker
  12/26/17
Haha
Violent vigorous patrolman
  03/19/20
...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
...
contagious generalized bond
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
aphrodisiac mint background story
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Rose goal in life
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Dashing chocolate corner half-breed
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
walnut stag film
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
mischievous salmon incel church building
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
mustard ungodly alpha gas station
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
ebony curious jewess
  06/03/19
oh no
Frozen fishy volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  08/08/19
LOL
Yellow tripping abode milk
  03/16/20
JFC
Bearded resort gunner
  03/19/20
Update?
Startled International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Saffron balding center people who are hurt
  01/25/16
...
sable death wish field
  01/25/16
...
impertinent stimulating base deer antler
  05/19/16
...
massive range
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
contagious generalized bond
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
Cr
contagious generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
crystalline territorial kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
crystalline territorial kitty cat
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
razzle masturbator giraffe
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
duck-like maroon place of business tattoo
  01/26/16
...
duck-like maroon place of business tattoo
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
splenetic trailer park
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
disrespectful fragrant roast beef
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  01/26/16
...
Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Provocative lilac partner
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
harsh ticket booth
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  01/26/16
Lmfao
walnut stag film
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
splenetic trailer park
  01/26/16
...
Diverse drunken clown
  01/16/19
...
Violent vigorous patrolman
  03/16/20
...
charismatic maize area
  01/26/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker
  01/26/16
...
impertinent stimulating base deer antler
  03/28/16
...
Cordovan coffee pot pervert
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
trip mahogany national security agency mood
  01/26/16
...
walnut stag film
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
very tactful hell brethren
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
charismatic maize area
  01/26/16
...
aquamarine cumskin
  10/24/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
bistre stirring hall ceo
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Yapping Church Psychic
  04/04/16
...
khaki forum azn
  03/15/17
*applause*
orange puppy temple
  10/27/17
...
impressive frisky toaster set
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
mischievous salmon incel church building
  01/26/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
walnut stag film
  01/26/16
...
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
contagious generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
Rebellious national
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
Describe
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
Rebellious national
  01/26/16
Please be flame
walnut stag film
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
harsh ticket booth
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
Fuck
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
massive range
  01/26/16
cq's!
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
Bearded resort gunner
  03/19/20
...
khaki forum azn
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Bronze hospital
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
very tactful hell brethren
  01/26/16
except for your autism
razzle masturbator giraffe
  01/26/16
...
walnut stag film
  01/26/16
...
thirsty misunderstood whorehouse blood rage
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
very tactful hell brethren
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Rebellious national
  01/26/16
...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
LOL fair
very tactful hell brethren
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  01/26/16
...
Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker
  01/26/16
...
crystalline territorial kitty cat
  01/23/17
...
khaki forum azn
  03/15/17
...
disrespectful fragrant roast beef
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
vibrant citrine party of the first part
  01/26/16
underrated
aquamarine cumskin
  01/26/16
...
impertinent stimulating base deer antler
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...
crusty regret locus
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Rambunctious Jew Laser Beams
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...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
jfc
harsh ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring charcoal quadroon candlestick maker
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
do u love it
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
aromatic office karate
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
walnut stag film
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
harsh ticket booth
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
harsh ticket booth
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
harsh ticket booth
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
Exciting insanely creepy pocket flask nowag
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Henna Prole Institution
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
charismatic maize area
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Rebellious national
  01/26/16
...
massive range
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker
  01/26/16
JFC
blue point marketing idea
  01/26/16
180
Exhilarant Hot Casino
  01/26/16
...
Shaky cobalt affirmative action rehab
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
Henna Prole Institution
  01/26/16
...
Henna Prole Institution
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
180 twist
walnut stag film
  01/26/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
THIS
bistre stirring hall ceo
  01/26/16
...
glittery burgundy police squad idea he suggested
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Cerise at-the-ready skinny woman jap
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Cerise at-the-ready skinny woman jap
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
very tactful hell brethren
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
hyperactive nibblets
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
lascivious submissive new version
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
abusive native
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
house-broken titillating site scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
180
carmine mother market
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
histrionic legend
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
walnut stag film
  01/27/16
...
massive range
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
boyish flushed plaza
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
high-end poppy gaming laptop friendly grandma
  05/19/16
repost please
histrionic legend
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Fluffy Autistic Turdskin
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
high-end poppy gaming laptop friendly grandma
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Exciting insanely creepy pocket flask nowag
  01/26/16
tyft brother
bistre stirring hall ceo
  01/26/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
sable death wish field
  01/27/16
180.
impertinent stimulating base deer antler
  01/27/16
...
glittery burgundy police squad idea he suggested
  01/29/16
...
Bisexual Electric Main People Business Firm
  01/31/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Violent pisswyrm heaven
  02/02/16
brave
walnut stag film
  02/03/16
...
Startled International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/22/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
scarlet geriatric weed whacker voyeur
  02/22/16
...
histrionic legend
  03/08/16
...
walnut stag film
  09/27/16
...
walnut stag film
  03/04/16
...
harsh ticket booth
  04/04/16
...
bateful obsidian nursing home
  04/04/16
cr
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  04/20/16
...
Startled International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/11/16
...
180 Degenerate School Cafeteria
  05/11/16
...
walnut stag film
  06/17/16
...
doobsian heady circlehead
  09/27/16
...
harsh ticket booth
  10/21/16
mods please delete
massive range
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
black spectacular fortuitous meteor
  10/24/16
...
walnut stag film
  10/24/16
i really like it here
high-end poppy gaming laptop friendly grandma
  10/24/16
...
Bisexual Electric Main People Business Firm
  10/27/16
...
stubborn ruby becky
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
massive range
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
walnut stag film
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
bespoke space foreskin
  01/23/17
... ...
mischievous salmon incel church building
  01/23/17
...
walnut stag film
  07/08/17
Lol
scarlet geriatric weed whacker voyeur
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Mewling Striped Hyena
  01/16/19
...
charismatic maize area
  02/11/17
...
walnut stag film
  03/13/17
...
harsh ticket booth
  03/15/17
...
khaki forum azn
  03/15/17
...
Bisexual Electric Main People Business Firm
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Garnet Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
ivory boiling water codepig
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Bearded resort gunner
  06/01/17
...
sepia cuckold dragon
  06/01/17
...
impertinent stimulating base deer antler
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Bat shit crazy hominid
  06/13/17
...
Bearded resort gunner
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
startling goyim brunch
  07/08/17
...
buff legal warrant
  08/18/17
...
harsh ticket booth
  09/25/17
...
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
massive range
  10/27/17
...
sooty lettuce
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Violet Dingle Berry
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
walnut stag film
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Violet Dingle Berry
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
stubborn ruby becky
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
grizzly cuck
  05/24/18
...
sable death wish field
  07/25/18
...
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  05/17/18
...
walnut stag film
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
talking double fault
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
walnut stag film
  07/25/18
...
unholy crackhouse famous landscape painting
  07/25/18
...
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
walnut stag film
  01/16/19
...
massive range
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Mewling Striped Hyena
  01/16/19
Jfc
walnut stag film
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
massive range
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Maniacal fuchsia house mental disorder
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Cerise at-the-ready skinny woman jap
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage
  01/17/19
...
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  04/08/19
...
lay
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
sooty lettuce
  04/09/19
...
glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
walnut stag film
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
factory reset button stead
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
walnut stag film
  06/03/19
...
massive range
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
avocado self-absorbed bawdyhouse pistol
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage
  06/03/19
...
charismatic maize area
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage
  08/08/19
...
glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
lodge gaping
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Shimmering Feces
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
lodge gaping
  08/12/19
...
lodge gaping
  03/16/20
...
chartreuse faggot firefighter
  02/02/20
...
harsh ticket booth
  03/14/20
...
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  03/16/20
...
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  09/30/20
...
Spruce french chef
  08/27/21
...
harsh ticket booth
  09/13/21
...
massive range
  09/26/21
...
Pearly Nofapping Hunting Ground
  10/11/21
...
impressive frisky toaster set
  10/11/21
bump
sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty
  03/12/22
...
harsh ticket booth
  01/05/23
...
Startled International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
buck-toothed dysfunction
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
chest-beating clear internal respiration rigor
  10/13/23
...
walnut stag film
  01/03/24
...
turquoise motley orchestra pit
  08/09/24
...
Startled International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/28/25
...
apoplectic mauve pozpig
  12/29/25
...
Lake Dopamine
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
really tough guy
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Provocative lilac partner

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: crystalline territorial kitty cat

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: charismatic maize area

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: aquamarine cumskin

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: crusty regret locus



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: splenetic trailer park



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse persian



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser public bath private investor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: brindle menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Cerise at-the-ready skinny woman jap



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: sable death wish field



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: underhanded coral water buffalo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: house-broken titillating site scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Slippery orchid school

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: Provocative lilac partner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: crystalline territorial kitty cat



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Federal theater stage hissy fit



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling university



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: marvelous twinkling multi-billionaire spot



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: chestnut wild pit tank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: sable death wish field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine razzmatazz chad wagecucks



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: smoky theater idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: green passionate home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: vermilion irradiated library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse persian



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: walnut stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: walnut stag film

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Excitant Yarmulke State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: crystalline territorial kitty cat



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: massive range



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: vermilion irradiated library

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: onyx multi-colored senate macaca



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: chestnut wild pit tank

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: chestnut wild pit tank

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating base deer antler



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: bateful obsidian nursing home



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Rebellious national

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: french property preventive strike

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Arousing chrome coldplay fan



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Talented Haunted Graveyard

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: smoky theater idiot



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: house-broken titillating site scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: unhinged thriller tanning salon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Translucent mind-boggling sandwich

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Judgmental Copper Community Account Stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: histrionic legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: ruddy jet-lagged electric furnace



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: walnut stag film

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: crystalline territorial kitty cat



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
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Author: hyperactive nibblets



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Slippery orchid school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: offensive amber address son of senegal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Lemon chapel roommate

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Drab Laughsome Juggernaut



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Provocative lilac partner

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: transparent alcoholic parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: crystalline territorial kitty cat

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Frozen fishy volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: mustard ungodly alpha gas station

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: deep windowlicker



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: charismatic maize area

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting antidepressant drug locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating base deer antler



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: boyish flushed plaza

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: boyish flushed plaza

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Silver Station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: avocado self-absorbed bawdyhouse pistol

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Azure Dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: hilarious soggy cruise ship

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: aggressive lavender organic girlfriend fat ankles

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Vivacious effete mexican

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Bisexual Electric Main People Business Firm

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: topaz bull headed fanboi step-uncle's house

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Bearded resort gunner

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Bipolar Den

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: khaki forum azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: bateful obsidian nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: slate beta mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: ocher stage faggotry

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: big red cuckoldry kitchen

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: seedy mad cow disease

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Self-centered Lime Ratface

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: sooty lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: thirsty misunderstood whorehouse blood rage

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: navy odious potus selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: cerebral naked parlor trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Cordovan coffee pot pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: impressive frisky toaster set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: canary metal gay wizard shrine

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: adventurous sick stain location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: razzle masturbator giraffe

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Floppy Garrison

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: house-broken titillating site scourge upon the earth

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: histrionic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Rusted bonkers theatre messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: sable death wish field

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: sable death wish field

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: sable death wish field

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: walnut stag film

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: very tactful hell brethren

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: sable death wish field

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Rebellious national

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: sable death wish field

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Rebellious national

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: sable death wish field

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: histrionic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mint background story

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine razzmatazz chad wagecucks

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: coiffed sex offender stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Bearded resort gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: mischievous salmon incel church building

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: thirsty misunderstood whorehouse blood rage

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: gold principal's office

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: bistre stirring hall ceo

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: sable death wish field

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Rebellious national

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Cracking piazza doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: sable death wish field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: sable death wish field

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Provocative lilac partner

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: deep windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: sable death wish field

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: pale flirting keepsake machete sound barrier

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: sable death wish field

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: sable death wish field

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Supple dun travel guidebook

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: walnut stag film

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: deep windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Violent vigorous patrolman

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: sable death wish field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mint background story

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Rose goal in life

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Dashing chocolate corner half-breed

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: walnut stag film

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: mischievous salmon incel church building

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: mustard ungodly alpha gas station

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: ebony curious jewess

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Frozen fishy volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Yellow tripping abode milk

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Bearded resort gunner

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Startled International Law Enforcement Agency

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Saffron balding center people who are hurt

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: sable death wish field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating base deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: contagious generalized bond

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: contagious generalized bond

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: crystalline territorial kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: crystalline territorial kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: razzle masturbator giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: duck-like maroon place of business tattoo

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: duck-like maroon place of business tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: splenetic trailer park

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: disrespectful fragrant roast beef

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Provocative lilac partner

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: splenetic trailer park

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Diverse drunken clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Violent vigorous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: charismatic maize area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating base deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Cordovan coffee pot pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: trip mahogany national security agency mood

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: very tactful hell brethren

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: charismatic maize area

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: aquamarine cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: bistre stirring hall ceo

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Yapping Church Psychic

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: khaki forum azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: orange puppy temple

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: impressive frisky toaster set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: mischievous salmon incel church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: walnut stag film

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Rebellious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Rebellious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: massive range

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Bearded resort gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: khaki forum azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Bronze hospital

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: very tactful hell brethren

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: razzle masturbator giraffe

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: thirsty misunderstood whorehouse blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: very tactful hell brethren

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Rebellious national

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: very tactful hell brethren

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: crystalline territorial kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: khaki forum azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: disrespectful fragrant roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: vibrant citrine party of the first part

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: aquamarine cumskin

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating base deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: crusty regret locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Jew Laser Beams

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring charcoal quadroon candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: aromatic office karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Exciting insanely creepy pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Henna Prole Institution

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: charismatic maize area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Rebellious national

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic big-titted box office boistinker

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: blue point marketing idea

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hot Casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Shaky cobalt affirmative action rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Henna Prole Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Henna Prole Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: walnut stag film

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: bistre stirring hall ceo

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: glittery burgundy police squad idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Cerise at-the-ready skinny woman jap

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Cerise at-the-ready skinny woman jap

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: very tactful hell brethren

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: hyperactive nibblets

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: lascivious submissive new version

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: abusive native

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy genital piercing

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: house-broken titillating site scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: carmine mother market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: histrionic legend

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: boyish flushed plaza

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: high-end poppy gaming laptop friendly grandma

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: histrionic legend

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Fluffy Autistic Turdskin

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: high-end poppy gaming laptop friendly grandma

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Exciting insanely creepy pocket flask nowag

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: bistre stirring hall ceo

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: sable death wish field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating base deer antler

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: glittery burgundy police squad idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Bisexual Electric Main People Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Violent pisswyrm heaven

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: walnut stag film

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Startled International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: scarlet geriatric weed whacker voyeur

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: histrionic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: bateful obsidian nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Startled International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: 180 Degenerate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: doobsian heady circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: massive range

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: black spectacular fortuitous meteor

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: high-end poppy gaming laptop friendly grandma

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Electric Main People Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: stubborn ruby becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: massive range

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: walnut stag film

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  bespoke space foreskin

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: mischievous salmon incel church building

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: scarlet geriatric weed whacker voyeur

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Mewling Striped Hyena

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: charismatic maize area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: khaki forum azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Bisexual Electric Main People Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Garnet Twinkling Uncleanness

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: ivory boiling water codepig

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Bearded resort gunner

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: sepia cuckold dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating base deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hominid

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Bearded resort gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  startling goyim brunch

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  buff legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: massive range

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: sooty lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Violet Dingle Berry

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: walnut stag film

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Violet Dingle Berry

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: stubborn ruby becky

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: grizzly cuck

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: sable death wish field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: talking double fault

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: walnut stag film

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: unholy crackhouse famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Mewling Striped Hyena

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: massive range

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Maniacal fuchsia house mental disorder

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Cerise at-the-ready skinny woman jap

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: sooty lettuce

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: walnut stag film

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  factory reset button stead

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: walnut stag film

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: avocado self-absorbed bawdyhouse pistol

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: charismatic maize area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: glassy crawly sanctuary old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  lodge gaping

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Shimmering Feces

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  lodge gaping

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  lodge gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: chartreuse faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Spruce french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: massive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Pearly Nofapping Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: impressive frisky toaster set



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: sadistic olive liquid oxygen kitty

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: harsh ticket booth



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Startled International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  buck-toothed dysfunction

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: chest-beating clear internal respiration rigor

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: walnut stag film



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: turquoise motley orchestra pit



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Startled International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: apoplectic mauve pozpig



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Lake Dopamine



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  really tough guy

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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