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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
adventurous umber public bath scourge upon the earth
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Sexy dark stag film
  07/09/12
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Aromatic duck-like theater multi-billionaire
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Odious hall
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Odious hall
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Odious hall
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
crusty bonkers base
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
crusty bonkers base
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Exciting menage deer antler
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Exciting menage deer antler
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Exciting menage deer antler
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Nofapping Spruce Factory Reset Button
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
boyish nibblets
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Grizzly unholy kitty cat school
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Orchid concupiscible resort rigpig
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Titillating gaped house degenerate
  07/09/12
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Aromatic duck-like theater multi-billionaire
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Odious hall
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
stfu
Titillating gaped house degenerate
  07/09/12
180
Apoplectic Ruby Cuckold Indian Lodge
  07/09/12
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overrated dragon dilemma
  07/13/12
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coral supple macaca
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Abnormal Zombie-like Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Heady bearded pit hissy fit
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Abnormal Zombie-like Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/09/12
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irate aphrodisiac theater stage faggotry
  07/04/19
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Aromatic duck-like theater multi-billionaire
  07/13/12
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irate aphrodisiac theater stage faggotry
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Geriatric passionate space immigrant
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Iridescent Whorehouse Roommate
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Mentally impaired messiness alpha
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Iridescent Whorehouse Roommate
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Racy philosopher-king
  03/04/25
lol kike
coral supple macaca
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
mind-boggling den
  07/04/19
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Chartreuse haunting fanboi
  08/10/22
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Henna floppy church
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
alcoholic electric furnace haunted graveyard
  07/24/24
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Costumed Queen Of The Night Cuck
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
lascivious sandwich rehab
  09/22/24
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Racy philosopher-king
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
onyx nowag
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: adventurous umber public bath scourge upon the earth

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Sexy dark stag film

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Aromatic duck-like theater multi-billionaire



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Odious hall

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Odious hall

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Odious hall

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: crusty bonkers base

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: crusty bonkers base

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Exciting menage deer antler

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Exciting menage deer antler

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Exciting menage deer antler

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Nofapping Spruce Factory Reset Button

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: boyish nibblets

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Grizzly unholy kitty cat school

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Orchid concupiscible resort rigpig

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Titillating gaped house degenerate

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Aromatic duck-like theater multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Odious hall

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Titillating gaped house degenerate

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic Ruby Cuckold Indian Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: overrated dragon dilemma



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: coral supple macaca



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Abnormal Zombie-like Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Heady bearded pit hissy fit

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Abnormal Zombie-like Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: irate aphrodisiac theater stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Aromatic duck-like theater multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: irate aphrodisiac theater stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Geriatric passionate space immigrant

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Iridescent Whorehouse Roommate

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired messiness alpha

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Whorehouse Roommate

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Racy philosopher-king

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: coral supple macaca

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling den

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse haunting fanboi



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Henna floppy church



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: alcoholic electric furnace haunted graveyard

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Costumed Queen Of The Night Cuck



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: lascivious sandwich rehab

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Racy philosopher-king



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: onyx nowag

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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