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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Gold new version
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Mauve site idiot
  07/20/17
Waddled here
Slimy charcoal stage cumskin
  07/20/17
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Gold new version
  07/20/17
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lake stage
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Cyan trust fund
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
Slimy charcoal stage cumskin
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
unholy mentally impaired striped hyena area
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
Slimy charcoal stage cumskin
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
Aphrodisiac Police Squad
  10/18/21
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Vigorous lodge
  07/20/17
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Disgusting light menage
  07/20/17
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Pearl Theatre Elastic Band
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Disgusting light menage
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
garnet fluffy hairy legs
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Anal Cream School
  07/20/17
Titcq
lake stage
  07/20/17
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angry smoky library deer antler
  03/02/18
Yes.
Gold new version
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
mewling cordovan useless brakes
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
bat shit crazy orchestra pit
  07/20/17
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Disrespectful indigo electric furnace internal respiration
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
garnet fluffy hairy legs
  07/20/17
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Gold new version
  08/01/17
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Disrespectful indigo electric furnace internal respiration
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
Slimy charcoal stage cumskin
  08/01/17
...
Gold new version
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
razzle half-breed
  09/18/17
cq
Nubile cruise ship goal in life
  09/18/17
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Dull aggressive shrine
  09/04/21
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Gold new version
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Insanely Creepy Lettuce Parlor
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Gold new version
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Anal Cream School
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Gold new version
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Jade maniacal office
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Anal Cream School
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Nubile cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
low-t french chef market
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
carmine multi-billionaire university
  03/02/18
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Gold new version
  07/24/18
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Gold new version
  02/19/19
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Gold new version
  10/31/19
id do this for free
mewling cordovan useless brakes
  10/31/19
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Fantasy-prone incel
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
fiercely-loyal puppy cuckold
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
tripping heady casino
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Dull aggressive shrine
  09/04/21
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caitlin clark
  06/18/25
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Gold new version
  10/18/21
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Fantasy-prone incel
  06/23/22
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  12/14/23
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lfo
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
manic pixie dream litigator
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
caitlin clark
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Gold new version

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Mauve site idiot

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Slimy charcoal stage cumskin

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Gold new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: lake stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Cyan trust fund

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Slimy charcoal stage cumskin

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: unholy mentally impaired striped hyena area

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Slimy charcoal stage cumskin

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Police Squad

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Vigorous lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Disgusting light menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Pearl Theatre Elastic Band



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Disgusting light menage

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: garnet fluffy hairy legs

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Anal Cream School

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: lake stage

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: angry smoky library deer antler



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Gold new version

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: mewling cordovan useless brakes

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy orchestra pit

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful indigo electric furnace internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: garnet fluffy hairy legs

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Gold new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful indigo electric furnace internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Slimy charcoal stage cumskin

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Gold new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: razzle half-breed

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Nubile cruise ship goal in life

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Dull aggressive shrine



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Gold new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Lettuce Parlor

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Gold new version

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Anal Cream School

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Gold new version

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Jade maniacal office

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Anal Cream School

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Nubile cruise ship goal in life

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: low-t french chef market

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: carmine multi-billionaire university

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Gold new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Gold new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Gold new version



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: mewling cordovan useless brakes

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal puppy cuckold

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: tripping heady casino

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Dull aggressive shrine

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Gold new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: caitlin clark

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027937)