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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
canary striped hyena
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
jade aromatic legend becky
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Aggressive stead roommate
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
canary striped hyena
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
canary striped hyena
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
vibrant menage corn cake
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
vibrant menage corn cake
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Rambunctious forum windowlicker
  04/08/25
that's rude
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
...
canary striped hyena
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Bat-shit-crazy self-centered bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Puce resort
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/08/25
...
canary striped hyena
  04/08/25
...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
canary striped hyena
  04/09/25
...
canary striped hyena
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Adventurous Gay Theatre Cuck
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
vigorous dragon
  04/09/25
Ty
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/09/25
...
Heady opaque abode
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Beady-eyed brilliant kitchen nowag
  04/09/25
...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
amethyst pungent messiness
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
provocative arrogant property selfie
  05/02/25
...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  05/12/25
...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
vigorous dragon
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
vibrant menage corn cake
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
vibrant menage corn cake
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
twinkling odious stain
  06/03/25
...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  06/26/25
OP?
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  06/27/25
...
Zippy pozpig hissy fit
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: canary striped hyena

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: jade aromatic legend becky

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Aggressive stead roommate

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: canary striped hyena

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: canary striped hyena

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: vibrant menage corn cake

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: vibrant menage corn cake

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious forum windowlicker

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: canary striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy self-centered bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Cracking Navy Theater Stage Round Eye

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Puce resort

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: canary striped hyena



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: canary striped hyena

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: canary striped hyena



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Gay Theatre Cuck

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: vigorous dragon

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Heady opaque abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brilliant kitchen nowag

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: amethyst pungent messiness

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: provocative arrogant property selfie

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: vigorous dragon

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: vibrant menage corn cake

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: vibrant menage corn cake

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: twinkling odious stain

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Zippy pozpig hissy fit



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