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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: boyish angry crackhouse gunner

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: adulterous locus

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: boyish angry crackhouse gunner

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Burgundy Aromatic Gay Wizard French Chef

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Citrine Stage Elastic Band

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: carmine talking cruise ship

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: motley dark idea he suggested casino

Pic of the cheeks?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: 180 parlor



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: arousing resort mental disorder

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: arousing resort mental disorder

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: arousing resort mental disorder

How did she respond?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: arousing resort mental disorder

Lol I guess you had to try

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: comical stead

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: arousing resort mental disorder

Lol

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Citrine Stage Elastic Band

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Submissive Weed Whacker

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: 180 parlor

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: boyish angry crackhouse gunner

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: adulterous locus



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: boyish angry crackhouse gunner

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Obsidian Sinister Twinkling Uncleanness

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

I’m married with kids part?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Ruddy Hissy Fit Bawdyhouse

you lost the plot right there

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: comical stead

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Burgundy Aromatic Gay Wizard French Chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

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