What was your first jury trial like?
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Date: February 4th, 2026 8:27 PM Author: vibrant dysfunction
I was on a jury last year and we ended up voting not guilty after 3 and a half days because none of the males could stand being in the jury room with the females anymore
I can't even remember what the "crime" was or who was even being accused. I think it was a nigger committing a crime against another nigger. Who knows
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Date: February 4th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: trip tan property
As a second chair I helped try a case where our client killed 3 people. We just had driver, other counsel had trucking co. My boss was a guy who didn’t give a shit anymore about anything and was going through the motions bc our guy wasn’t paying anything anyways. Wore a threadbare seersucker suit that was 2 sizes too small and hadn’t been washed in ages. Never apologized in opening or closing despite counsel for trucking company begging him to bc pl attorney called him out the entire trial about it. Ended up getting popped for our last offer.
As a first chair our client was waving out the window and didn’t stop and slammed into car in front of him in concrete truck. My client driver didn’t show for trial. Pl attorney was buddies w judge and judge let him do whatever he wanted. Batson challenged me bc we struck the lone black woman. We said she was wearing a hoodie and didn’t seem like she wanted to be there. Pl attorney said no way, bailiff would never let that happen and we’re lying. Judge grants his motion even though we literally gave a non racial reason for the strike. Jurors march back in, lady wearing her hoodie. Bailiff made a big deal about going over and telling her to take it off. We struck her again and they didn’t say shit.
Jury came back w verdict for past meds and future surgery estimate ($550k) but wanted to pop my guy for punitives. Even asked to come back following day for punitive arguments. Client freaks we offer $1m to settle. Pl attorney turns it down. Jury comes back with $25k in punitives lol.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:51 AM Author: olive galvanic location background story
I've had two jury trials. Won both. Both involving disputes over who was the true owner of real estate.
Overall, I loved doing them. The procedural part wasn't bad. The judge explained what the procedure was as we were going through it, so I didn't have to know a lot about that.
What I did have to know was how to appeal to 12 members of the general public who knew nothing about law. It was very refreshing to make arguments to normal people as opposed to some law dweeb judge. At the same time, everything that happened in court mattered a lot, so it was very intense. I thought about almost nothing else for the week of trial, both times.
I did both these cases on contingency, so the adrenaline from hearing that we won was insane.
One thing that I will say, OP. I usually represent the underdog in a case, and that was definitely true here. I ruthlessly tried to strike anyone from the jury pool who was middle class or above. Proles are my bread and butter. Both times, I let a professional slip through, and he was the one hold out that my proles spent their time converting.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: ruby beady-eyed set
Jury trial where my client was the defendant in a personal injury lawsuit and was accused of running a red light and striking the defendant’s vehicle as they made a left turn into the parking lot of universal studios.
Hired an expert who used the minutia of defendant’s expert testimony to review the traffic light sequences and declare their version of events impossible. Defense verdict.
3 days in Torrance courthouse. It was a good experience. A lot easier to defend these cases than convince a jury some client needed $15k injections from a 3 mile per hour car crash.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: grizzly step-uncle's house
Pro bono eviction case where my guy was terrorizing an entire trailer park. Owner managed to get five separate witnesses to voluntarily show up to testify that he was harassing everyone and doing drugs and extorting people for their welfare checks. Bad weather caused the case to be rescheduled and a month later SEVEN witnesses/residents voluntarily showed up to testify against him. Even the chick he was living with testified against him.
I did not prevail, but would have voted to evict him as well. One juror voted not to evict. He got a defense that would have cost at least $30k.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Crystalline aggressive public bath becky
Won $44.4M in an antitrust case against Swisher.
It's all been downhill since.
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