Three most important historical events in human history?
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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: Galvanic Blue Telephone House
"Events" to be defined as you like
Mine:
1. Agriculture
2. Crucifixion of Jesus
3. Colombian exchange
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Date: January 18th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Idiotic balding haunted graveyard
Solid picks.
Agriculture as the foundation of societal complexity, the crucifixion of Jesus for its enduring influence on Western culture and morality, and the Colombian Exchange as the catalyst for globalization and biological convergence—hard to argue with the breadth of those choices, though after agriculture I propose electricity and then internet/AI.
Given its role in democratizing knowledge and accelerating these cultural shifts, would you say the printing press deserves a spot over one of these?
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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Zombie-like filthy mad cow disease resort
No one right answer to this, you'll get a lot of views, but to me, considering it carefully, it's probably:
1) founding of XO;
2) C12 outing;
3) loss of XO SSL certificate.
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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: diverse smoky theater stage hairy legs
dogpile
myspace
openai
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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: olive kitty cat faggotry
Birth of Jesus
Birth of Muhammad
Birth of Trump
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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: misunderstood bonkers school cafeteria roommate
Figuring out the wheel was pretty big
Also electricity > agriculture
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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Crawly filthpig alpha
Jesus' life
Gutenberg's printing press
Development of the scientific method
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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Galvanic Blue Telephone House
took a bunch of people who for all purposes were nearly distinct species, and jumbled them
not to mention the animals and plants.
whole earth was different after those boats. new planet, first day
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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: swashbuckling sienna mother
Fire
Electricity
AI
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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Self-centered Vigorous Background Story
Jesus's birth
Gutenberg's printing press
Jeter's flip
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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Idiotic balding haunted graveyard
Agriculture, electricity, and Internet/AI represent 3 transformative platforms that redefined human progress.
Agriculture enabled societal complexity, electricity powered industrialization and modern innovation, and internet/AI pushes the boundaries of automation and intelligence.
Each marks a turning point, cascading into systems that shape the modern world.
Runner-ups include the invention of writing, which preserved and shared human knowledge across generations; the printing press, which democratized information and accelerated the Renaissance; the steam engine, which revolutionized transportation and industry; and the development of the telegraph/Morse code, which laid the groundwork for modern communication networks.
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Date: January 16th, 2025 5:34 AM Author: Brass nofapping state sandwich
1. Buddha's Birth
2. Aryan Invasion
3. Vivek Ramaswamy's Birth
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Date: January 16th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: exciting casino weed whacker
Caesar Assassination
French Revolution
Nuclear Bombing of Japan
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Date: January 17th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: Ivory slippery space
Trump saying pussy
Announcing the wrong Best Picture winner
Taylor Swift red body paint AI pics
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Date: January 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: mint exhilarant abode masturbator
Indo-European migrations
Hastings
Hitler
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Date: January 17th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: amber cumskin
I would argue that the most important "event" in human history is the point where we developed our advanced linguistic capabilities. Up until a few tens of thousands of years ago, we lived in small bands in Africa using only primitive tools. Then suddenly we began using far more complex tools and colonized the entire fucking planet. Nobody knows for sure what caused this, but mastering language seems like the most likely bet.
Beyond language, fire and agriculture would be the next ones on my list. Without fire, we can't cook food, and we probably never have enough calories to develop brains big enough to master language. And even with language, there was no way to create large, complex civilizations without agriculture.
But both of these innovations are stretching the idea of an "event." Agriculture was developed independently at least 7-8 times over the course of human history. Fire dates back to prehistoric times, but it seems doubtful that it was discovered only once, especially given that language hadn't been invented yet, so it wasn't exactly easy to share the news.
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Date: January 18th, 2025 2:28 AM Author: Idiotic balding haunted graveyard
The independent or shared origins of fire use and agriculture are fascinating questions with implications for human development. Let’s break it down:
1. Fire:
Evidence of Independent Discovery:
Early humans likely discovered fire independently in various regions. Evidence of controlled fire use dates back to 1–2 million years ago, with sites in Africa (e.g., Wonderwerk Cave in South Africa) showing early fire use by Homo erectus.
The natural occurrence of fire (e.g., lightning strikes) and its widespread availability would have allowed multiple groups of humans to encounter and experiment with fire independently.
Techniques for creating and maintaining fire (e.g., using friction or sparks from stones) likely developed separately in different regions as humans spread across the globe.
2. Agriculture:
Evidence of Independent Discovery:
Agriculture arose independently in several parts of the world during the Neolithic period (10,000–12,000 years ago), with distinct domestication events. Examples include:
Fertile Crescent (wheat, barley, lentils).
East Asia (rice, millet).
Mesoamerica (maize, beans, squash).
Andes/Amazonia (potatoes, quinoa).
Sub-Saharan Africa (sorghum, yams).
Papua New Guinea (bananas, taro).
The independent development of agriculture is supported by genetic and archaeological evidence showing that domestication occurred at different times and with different species, adapted to local climates and environments.
Shared Origin vs. Independent Discoveries:
Fire: Likely discovered and mastered multiple times independently due to its natural presence and the universal utility it offered for cooking, warmth, protection, and tool-making.
Agriculture: Developed independently in response to similar environmental pressures, such as climate stabilization at the end of the Ice Age, population growth, and resource demands.
3. Influence and Spread:
While both fire and agriculture likely originated independently in multiple locations, cultural diffusion played a role in spreading techniques and innovations between groups.
For example, early agricultural practices and crops often spread along trade routes and migrations, blending innovations from multiple sources.
Fire management techniques could also spread through cultural exchange, but its discovery was less likely reliant on contact.
Conclusion:
Both fire and agriculture likely have independent origins, discovered by separate groups in different regions. However, once these technologies were developed, they could have been shared and refined through interactions between human populations. Fire predates agriculture by hundreds of thousands of years, making it a more universal and ancient discovery.
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Date: January 18th, 2025 12:40 AM Author: Comical chestnut office
Salamis
Battle of Cape Bon
Waterloo
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Date: January 18th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: primrose whorehouse
Christ
tobacco
Rudolf Diesel
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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: primrose whorehouse
Ag revolution (if you can call it an event)
Alexander's conquest
Techno Viking
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Date: June 15th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: iridescent lascivious gas station mad-dog skullcap
Agriculture is not an "event". Renders the term meaningless. That was a process which occurred over thousands of years.
Thats like saying "politicth" = most important event. Gay and stupid and thoughtless.
With that stated, tcr is:
Upright walking
Mastery of fire
Mastety of electricity
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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Well-lubricated Passionate Psychic Death Wish
humans learn agriculture
humans learn to read and write so good
humans learn fire
honorable mention: AI for the start of the end of the world as we know it
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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Tan racy area legend
1. the invention of writing
2. Alexander spreading the seeds of what would become western civilization
3. Columbian exchange is a pretty tough one to argue
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