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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
excitant confused potus
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Heady Stock Car
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Submissive Location People Who Are Hurt
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Submissive Location People Who Are Hurt
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Submissive Location People Who Are Hurt
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Brindle rambunctious whorehouse
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Heady Stock Car
  08/09/18
Dachshund
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Heady Stock Car
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
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  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
Same.
Bronze Stain
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
galvanic rigpig dilemma
  08/09/18
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Trip chestnut school cumskin
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Lake insane coldplay fan
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Lake insane coldplay fan
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
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  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
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  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
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  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
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  08/09/18
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Cerebral Charcoal Incel
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Chest-beating mustard station
  08/09/18
stfu gook
overrated dead piazza
  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
Cr
Tantric histrionic stead
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Chest-beating mustard station
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
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  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
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  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
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  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
talented self-absorbed brunch main people
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Aphrodisiac blue clown gaming laptop
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
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  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Gold naked hominid meetinghouse
  08/09/18
Sick
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
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Absolutely Devastating.
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fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
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  08/09/18
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onyx church
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Chest-beating mustard station
  08/09/18
interesting
haunting sneaky criminal fat ankles
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
magenta gaping foreskin
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
abusive razzle library blood rage
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
metal crawly office hissy fit
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
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  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: excitant confused potus

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Heady Stock Car

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Submissive Location People Who Are Hurt

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Submissive Location People Who Are Hurt

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Submissive Location People Who Are Hurt

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Brindle rambunctious whorehouse

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Heady Stock Car

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Heady Stock Car

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Bright lettuce tanning salon

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Bronze Stain

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig dilemma

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Trip chestnut school cumskin



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Lake insane coldplay fan

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Lake insane coldplay fan

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Chocolate zombie-like field jewess

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: mint slap-happy menage

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Trip chestnut school cumskin

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: metal crawly office hissy fit

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Cerebral Charcoal Incel



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Chest-beating mustard station

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: overrated dead piazza

stfu gook

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Cerebral Charcoal Incel



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Tantric histrionic stead

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Chest-beating mustard station

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: vermilion bonkers abode pisswyrm

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Bronze Stain

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: cerise mood

SUMMON: jjj

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: talented self-absorbed brunch main people

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue clown gaming laptop

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like gas station

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Gold naked hominid meetinghouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

Sick

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: sapphire provocative sanctuary

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring buff hell preventive strike



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: bateful casino alpha

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: vermilion bonkers abode pisswyrm

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Claret orchestra pit liquid oxygen



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: haunting sneaky criminal fat ankles



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: tan yapping jew step-uncle's house



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: odious principal's office new version

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: onyx church



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Chest-beating mustard station

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: haunting sneaky criminal fat ankles

interesting

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: magenta gaping foreskin

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: abusive razzle library blood rage

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: metal crawly office hissy fit

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

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