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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
diverse nighttime locus prole
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
ultramarine cracking halford affirmative action
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
crusty stubborn area cuck
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Abnormal Apoplectic Associate Institution
  03/26/19
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diverse nighttime locus prole
  03/26/19
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bearded macaca newt
  03/26/19
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Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
gay appetizing ratface
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
ultramarine cracking halford affirmative action
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Abnormal Apoplectic Associate Institution
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal
  03/26/19
180
cerebral slimy mexican
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
fishy idiot
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
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  08/06/19
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crusty stubborn area cuck
  03/26/19
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  03/26/19
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  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
effete stage
  03/26/19
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Abnormal Apoplectic Associate Institution
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
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  03/26/19
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effete stage
  03/26/19
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snowy 180 theatre
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
flushed passionate sex offender
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
fishy idiot
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Brindle step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
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If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
fishy idiot
  03/26/19
cr
Brindle step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
Zoho
thirsty immigrant
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
geriatric theater
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
pale spectacular hell
  03/26/19
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bull headed den
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
snowy 180 theatre
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Brass thriller abode candlestick maker
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
iridescent tanning salon
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
shaky laser beams reading party
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Brass thriller abode candlestick maker
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
effete stage
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
High-end Floppy State Coldplay Fan
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
nubile field multi-billionaire
  08/07/19
Boom might now
bateful confused water buffalo indian lodge
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
salmon pungent headpube
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Nofapping menage
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
nubile field multi-billionaire
  08/07/19
...
bateful confused water buffalo indian lodge
  11/09/19
...
diverse nighttime locus prole
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
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  06/26/25
forces sales
Sepia Idiotic Antidepressant Drug
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: diverse nighttime locus prole

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: ultramarine cracking halford affirmative action

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: crusty stubborn area cuck

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Abnormal Apoplectic Associate Institution

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: diverse nighttime locus prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: bearded macaca newt



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: gay appetizing ratface

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: ultramarine cracking halford affirmative action

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Abnormal Apoplectic Associate Institution

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: cerebral slimy mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: fishy idiot

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: High-end Floppy State Coldplay Fan

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: crusty stubborn area cuck



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison keepsake machete



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Lemon alcoholic feces wagecucks



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: effete stage

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Abnormal Apoplectic Associate Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Citrine Fragrant Sneaky Criminal

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: mewling nudist death wish factory reset button

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: effete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: snowy 180 theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: flushed passionate sex offender

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: fishy idiot

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: mewling nudist death wish factory reset button

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: mewling nudist death wish factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: mewling nudist death wish factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: fishy idiot

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: thirsty immigrant

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: geriatric theater

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: pale spectacular hell

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: bull headed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: snowy 180 theatre

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Brass thriller abode candlestick maker

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: iridescent tanning salon

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: shaky laser beams reading party

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Brass thriller abode candlestick maker

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: effete stage

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: High-end Floppy State Coldplay Fan

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: nubile field multi-billionaire

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: bateful confused water buffalo indian lodge

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: salmon pungent headpube

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Nofapping menage

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: nubile field multi-billionaire

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: bateful confused water buffalo indian lodge



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: diverse nighttime locus prole



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Lascivious submissive double fault national

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Sepia Idiotic Antidepressant Drug

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051946)