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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Know-it-all hunting ground depressive
  06/30/25
100%
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Know-it-all hunting ground depressive
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
pontificating rehab indirect expression
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
cr
Supple pea-brained office
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
sinister jewess
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
mind-boggling magical dilemma
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Galvanic Senate
  06/30/25
...
mind-boggling magical dilemma
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Sable ceo
  06/30/25
?
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
LMAO
Supple pea-brained office
  06/30/25
🧐
jet becky kitchen
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
French locus faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Chest-beating international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
link?
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
French locus faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Supple pea-brained office
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
vivacious pocket flask address
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
High-end Brunch
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
High-end Brunch
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
High-end Brunch
  06/30/25
yes
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
High-end Brunch
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
vivacious pocket flask address
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Galvanic Senate
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Galvanic Senate
  06/30/25
B46*
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Galvanic Senate
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Stirring sex offender gunner
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Galvanic Senate
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Stirring sex offender gunner
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Stirring sex offender gunner
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
lascivious magenta spot death wish
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
vivacious pocket flask address
  06/30/25
tcr
Know-it-all hunting ground depressive
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
mind-boggling magical dilemma
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Know-it-all hunting ground depressive
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
hairless contagious orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Galvanic Senate
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
jet becky kitchen
  06/30/25
😏
vivacious pocket flask address
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Know-it-all hunting ground depressive
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
aphrodisiac stag film generalized bond
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground depressive

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground depressive

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: pontificating rehab indirect expression

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Supple pea-brained office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: sinister jewess

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling magical dilemma

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Galvanic Senate

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling magical dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Sable ceo

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Supple pea-brained office

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: jet becky kitchen

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: French locus faggot firefighter

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating international law enforcement agency

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: French locus faggot firefighter

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Supple pea-brained office

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: vivacious pocket flask address

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: High-end Brunch

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: High-end Brunch

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: High-end Brunch

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: High-end Brunch

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: vivacious pocket flask address

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Senate

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Senate

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Senate

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender gunner

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Senate

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender gunner

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender gunner

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: lascivious magenta spot death wish

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: vivacious pocket flask address

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground depressive

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling magical dilemma

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground depressive

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: hairless contagious orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Senate

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: jet becky kitchen

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: vivacious pocket flask address

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all hunting ground depressive

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film generalized bond

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061936)