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Prole dad making you a PBJ in a hotdog bun because moms gone

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narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that t...
Motley jew
  05/29/13
twist: the buns are a month past expiration
effete 180 twinkling uncleanness
  05/29/13
prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans
Passionate Spot Weed Whacker
  05/29/13
They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie.
Wild home
  05/29/13
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bisexual dun hell skinny woman
  05/29/13
prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of...
charismatic kitchen
  05/29/13
prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspap...
charismatic kitchen
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narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother ...
charismatic kitchen
  05/29/13
prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast
charismatic kitchen
  05/29/13
prole dad making ramen and meatballs
charismatic kitchen
  05/29/13
prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby k...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
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narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s ster...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
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narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaini...
know-it-all mauve french chef
  05/29/13
i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
lol 180 thread
olive step-uncle's house
  05/29/13
prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with he...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garba...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose w...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying ...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
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narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then ...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for you...
Marvelous range
  05/29/13
prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose
Chestnut theater lettuce
  05/29/13
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Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang ...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up d...
Chestnut theater lettuce
  05/29/13
prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwic...
charismatic kitchen
  05/29/13
prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
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narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
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know-it-all mauve french chef
  05/29/13
prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, t...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you tha...
charismatic kitchen
  05/29/13
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hairraiser cyan double fault
  05/29/13
prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the ...
Chestnut theater lettuce
  05/29/13
prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pr...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spil...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 't...
Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, ...
narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad...
Passionate Spot Weed Whacker
  05/29/13
you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot
diverse menage
  05/30/13
Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AR...
Thriller elastic band corn cake
  05/29/13
Prole dad in town for ur college graduation "Sorry ...
narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. ...
know-it-all mauve french chef
  05/29/13
there's nothing new under the sun faggot
narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb.
know-it-all mauve french chef
  05/29/13
everything on this board is aped from something somewhere el...
narrow-minded plaza
  05/29/13
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Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke
  05/29/13
Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you ha...
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abusive trip organic girlfriend
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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290700)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: Motley jew

the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that the latter would have to sleep on the couch for a week when mommy found out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290702)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:10 AM
Author: effete 180 twinkling uncleanness

twist: the buns are a month past expiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290704)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Passionate Spot Weed Whacker

prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290709)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Wild home

They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290835)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM
Author: bisexual dun hell skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290723)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM
Author: charismatic kitchen

prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of your glasses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290724)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:16 AM
Author: charismatic kitchen

prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290728)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290895)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: charismatic kitchen

prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother is still in the bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290734)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:18 AM
Author: charismatic kitchen

prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290737)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM
Author: charismatic kitchen

prole dad making ramen and meatballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290780)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby keith live special on CMT, and remarking, "freakin' awesome, huh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290782)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290896)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s stereo speakers in front of your door and blasting brooks and dunn's "my maria" from sony cd walkman hooked up to vinyl-paneled receiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290790)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290900)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: know-it-all mauve french chef

I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaining because he is so mediocre. This is off character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290914)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL stories of my own prole dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290962)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: olive step-uncle's house

lol 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290793)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with her and then broom her quick" line in spiderman, repeating it re: every new girlfriend for the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290795)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garbage disposal to get "whatever's clankin' down there" because "your hands are smaller than mine, like a girl's"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290802)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose weight? get on a bike. look at pro cyclists"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290807)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:34 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying by beginning, "so, guess who's got cancer?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290813)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290903)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then shooting you a serious look as if to say, "i'm not really joking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290822)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Marvelous range

prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for your christmas present

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290823)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Chestnut theater lettuce

prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290829)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290832)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang on garage and getting fined for it by the township, and calling you up to say "i really thought they wouldn't find it if it was in back of the garage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290824)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Chestnut theater lettuce

prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up dinner at the bait shop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290831)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them by the tail and slamming their heads against the side of the boat, but refusing to eat sushi because "i'm not an animal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290838)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: charismatic kitchen

prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwiches with his christmas bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290837)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over because 'the little dragon keeps eating me'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290842)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290893)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:56 AM
Author: know-it-all mauve french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290928)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, then refusing by saying "haven't i beat you enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290847)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "there she is, miss americaaaa"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290849)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: charismatic kitchen

prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you that you're not meant to understand but that you easily figure out when you're 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290858)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: hairraiser cyan double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23291046)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:46 AM
Author: Chestnut theater lettuce

prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the yard at the beginning of the storm to "see if there's gun be lightnang"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290859)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pro level. 'i mean, you still need a brain at the pro level, yanno'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290890)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spill my beer' when he got rear-ended. prole dad laughs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290899)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke

prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 'those 50s diners' to eat dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290907)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza

prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, I can't believe those graphics. it looks like a real game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290911)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: Passionate Spot Weed Whacker

while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad espoused ITT, i thought the thread was a little more about the kid coped when mom was not around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290915)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 7:18 PM
Author: diverse menage

you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23300377)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Thriller elastic band corn cake

Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AROUND, FEEDING AND TALKING AND CARING FOR YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290920)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza

Prole dad in town for ur college graduation

"Sorry dad, I should have made a reservation. We probably won't be able to get a table anywhere"

"Is there a Buffalo Wild Wing around here? I'm fine with that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290937)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM
Author: know-it-all mauve french chef

You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. This schtick has basically already been done.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290943)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza

there's nothing new under the sun faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290950)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: know-it-all mauve french chef

You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290961)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: narrow-minded plaza

everything on this board is aped from something somewhere else on the internet we don't need people like you shitting up every thread stating the obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23290981)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Slate Internal Respiration Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23292735)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: obsidian goyim

Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you have to use a wrench to open the passenger door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23292759)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 7:07 PM
Author: abusive trip organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#23300319)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2...id.#49925843)