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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
rough-skinned locus
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Smoky state
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Awkward Purple Space
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
marvelous crystalline rehab coffee pot
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Transparent goyim dilemma
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Learning disabled people who are hurt factory reset button
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
bipolar indirect expression depressive
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Lake Center Stock Car
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Apoplectic theater stage sex offender
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Splenetic big mediation national
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
massive charismatic home dragon
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Cheese-eating Sienna Theatre
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Pearl razzle-dazzle telephone
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
floppy resort
  06/30/25
cr
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Apoplectic theater stage sex offender
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Useless puppy
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Cheese-eating Sienna Theatre
  06/30/25
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bearded snowy set keepsake machete
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
massive charismatic home dragon
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
floppy resort
  06/30/25
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Topaz Medicated Azn Theater
  07/01/25
*bussy
concupiscible maniacal den
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Learning disabled people who are hurt factory reset button
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
naked thriller point tank
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Alcoholic legal warrant cumskin
  06/30/25
fuck
massive charismatic home dragon
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
naked thriller point tank
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
rough-skinned locus
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
massive charismatic home dragon
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Useless puppy
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
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diverse stag film half-breed
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
cobalt skinny woman
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
razzmatazz drab partner headpube
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Sick Menage Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
razzmatazz drab partner headpube
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
bearded snowy set keepsake machete
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
razzmatazz drab partner headpube
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
hideous box office coldplay fan
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Ultramarine lay
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
razzle cruise ship candlestick maker
  06/30/25
tcr
bearded snowy set keepsake machete
  07/01/25
just jump
Milky Cuck Main People
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
...
Out-of-control Ticket Booth Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Curious iridescent shitlib
  06/30/25
wow
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
mewling cocky principal's office new version
  06/30/25
JFC man
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Lake Center Stock Car
  06/30/25
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Milky Cuck Main People
  06/30/25
...
massive charismatic home dragon
  06/30/25
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Cheese-eating Sienna Theatre
  06/30/25
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cowardly navy idea he suggested double fault
  06/30/25
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Pontificating address sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
...
Ultramarine lay
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
razzle cruise ship candlestick maker
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
cobalt skinny woman
  06/30/25
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maroon jap heaven
  07/01/25
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Topaz Medicated Azn Theater
  07/01/25
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walnut crusty station
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
shivering canary school cafeteria psychic
  07/01/25
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nudist exciting sound barrier
  07/01/25
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Awkward Purple Space
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Transparent goyim dilemma
  06/30/25
bro
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
...
razzle cruise ship candlestick maker
  06/30/25
lol
bearded snowy set keepsake machete
  07/01/25
...
violent striped hyena corner
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Aromatic fear-inspiring useless brakes
  06/30/25
jfc
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Apoplectic theater stage sex offender
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
cowardly navy idea he suggested double fault
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Pontificating address sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
bearded snowy set keepsake machete
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Aromatic fear-inspiring useless brakes
  07/01/25
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Sick Menage Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
...
Pontificating address sneaky criminal
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
nudist exciting sound barrier
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Mint know-it-all ladyboy
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Useless puppy
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
massive charismatic home dragon
  06/30/25
...
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  07/01/25
...
Contagious area
  07/01/25
lol
bearded snowy set keepsake machete
  07/01/25
...
Milky Cuck Main People
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
elite gaming laptop
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Kink-friendly pit
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Arousing salmon electric furnace
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Flatulent house police squad
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Rose brunch
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Contagious area
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bat-shit-crazy property
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
bearded snowy set keepsake machete
  07/01/25
...
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Topaz Medicated Azn Theater
  07/01/25
😟
Flirting amethyst piazza
  07/01/25
...
Honey-headed stirring brethren
  07/01/25
holy shit
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Contagious area
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
fragrant stage
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
nudist exciting sound barrier
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Learning disabled people who are hurt factory reset button
  07/01/25
...
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
nudist exciting sound barrier
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
nudist exciting sound barrier
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Curious iridescent shitlib
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Learning disabled people who are hurt factory reset button
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
misanthropic beady-eyed tattoo business firm
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Topaz Medicated Azn Theater
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
titillating erotic gaping
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  07/06/25
...
Curious iridescent shitlib
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Histrionic orchestra pit dingle berry
  07/06/25
...
Pontificating address sneaky criminal
  07/06/25
lol
bearded snowy set keepsake machete
  07/07/25
wow
talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned locus

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Smoky state

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Awkward Purple Space

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline rehab coffee pot

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Transparent goyim dilemma

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Learning disabled people who are hurt factory reset button

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bipolar indirect expression depressive

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lake Center Stock Car

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Apoplectic theater stage sex offender

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Splenetic big mediation national

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: massive charismatic home dragon

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Sienna Theatre

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Pearl razzle-dazzle telephone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: floppy resort

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic theater stage sex offender

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Useless puppy

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Sienna Theatre

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: bearded snowy set keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: massive charismatic home dragon

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: floppy resort

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Topaz Medicated Azn Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: concupiscible maniacal den

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Learning disabled people who are hurt factory reset button

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: naked thriller point tank

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic legal warrant cumskin

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: massive charismatic home dragon

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: naked thriller point tank

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned locus

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: massive charismatic home dragon

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Useless puppy

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: diverse stag film half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: cobalt skinny woman

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz drab partner headpube

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sick Menage Mental Disorder

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz drab partner headpube

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: bearded snowy set keepsake machete

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz drab partner headpube

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hideous box office coldplay fan

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine lay

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: razzle cruise ship candlestick maker

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: bearded snowy set keepsake machete

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Milky Cuck Main People

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Out-of-control Ticket Booth Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Curious iridescent shitlib

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: mewling cocky principal's office new version

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lake Center Stock Car

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Milky Cuck Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: massive charismatic home dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Sienna Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: cowardly navy idea he suggested double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Pontificating address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: razzle cruise ship candlestick maker

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: cobalt skinny woman

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: maroon jap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Topaz Medicated Azn Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: walnut crusty station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: shivering canary school cafeteria psychic

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: nudist exciting sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Awkward Purple Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Transparent goyim dilemma

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: razzle cruise ship candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: bearded snowy set keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: violent striped hyena corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Aromatic fear-inspiring useless brakes

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic theater stage sex offender

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cowardly navy idea he suggested double fault

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Pontificating address sneaky criminal

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: bearded snowy set keepsake machete

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Aromatic fear-inspiring useless brakes

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Sick Menage Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Pontificating address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: nudist exciting sound barrier

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mint know-it-all ladyboy

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Useless puppy

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: massive charismatic home dragon

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Contagious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: bearded snowy set keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Milky Cuck Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: elite gaming laptop

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pit

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Arousing salmon electric furnace

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Flatulent house police squad

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Rose brunch

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Contagious area

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy property

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: bearded snowy set keepsake machete

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Topaz Medicated Azn Theater

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Flirting amethyst piazza

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed stirring brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Contagious area

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: fragrant stage

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: nudist exciting sound barrier

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled people who are hurt factory reset button

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: nudist exciting sound barrier

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: nudist exciting sound barrier

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Curious iridescent shitlib

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Learning disabled people who are hurt factory reset button

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: misanthropic beady-eyed tattoo business firm

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Topaz Medicated Azn Theater

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: titillating erotic gaping

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Curious iridescent shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit dingle berry

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Pontificating address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bearded snowy set keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: talented crawly bawdyhouse hominid

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)