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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Electric Lodge Messiness
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Dead Sexy Field
  08/28/25
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Electric Lodge Messiness
  08/28/25
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Pontificating Kitchen Striped Hyena
  08/28/25
that's it?
Glittery Mint Bbw Organic Girlfriend
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Electric Lodge Messiness
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
racy orchestra pit
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Glittery Mint Bbw Organic Girlfriend
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
cerebral public bath
  08/28/25
Happy?
Geriatric heady multi-billionaire
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
cerebral public bath
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Pontificating Kitchen Striped Hyena
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Pontificating Kitchen Striped Hyena
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
passionate digit ratio church building
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
odious maroon pocket flask stage
  08/28/25
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Blathering ungodly theatre lettuce
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
comical transparent business firm
  08/29/25
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Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
titillating state marketing idea
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Contagious Site
  08/29/25
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Blathering ungodly theatre lettuce
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Bateful very tactful pisswyrm mediation
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Contagious Site
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
primrose voyeur
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
cerebral public bath
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
titillating state marketing idea
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
talented corner son of senegal
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
charismatic tattoo
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
cerebral public bath
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Pontificating Kitchen Striped Hyena
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Contagious Site
  09/01/25
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Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Contagious Site
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Geriatric heady multi-billionaire
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
cerebral public bath
  09/01/25
?
lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Pearl Market
  09/01/25
Fuck you
cerebral public bath
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national
  09/12/25
Yes
Stubborn cobalt trailer park
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Electric Lodge Messiness
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Electric Lodge Messiness



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dead Sexy Field

lol @ the cowboys

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Electric Lodge Messiness



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Pontificating Kitchen Striped Hyena



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Glittery Mint Bbw Organic Girlfriend

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Electric Lodge Messiness

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Glittery Mint Bbw Organic Girlfriend

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: cerebral public bath

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Geriatric heady multi-billionaire

Happy?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: cerebral public bath

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Pontificating Kitchen Striped Hyena

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Pontificating Kitchen Striped Hyena

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: passionate digit ratio church building

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: odious maroon pocket flask stage

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Blathering ungodly theatre lettuce



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: comical transparent business firm

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: titillating state marketing idea

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Contagious Site

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Blathering ungodly theatre lettuce



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Bateful very tactful pisswyrm mediation

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Contagious Site

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: primrose voyeur

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: cerebral public bath

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: titillating state marketing idea

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: talented corner son of senegal

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: charismatic tattoo

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: cerebral public bath

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Pontificating Kitchen Striped Hyena

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Contagious Site

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Contagious Site

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Geriatric heady multi-billionaire

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: cerebral public bath

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Pearl Market

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: cerebral public bath

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Stubborn cobalt trailer park

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lime appetizing international law enforcement agency national

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Electric Lodge Messiness

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259839)