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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
kink-friendly box office
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
kink-friendly box office
  10/17/25
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indecent party of the first part
  10/17/25
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Underhanded shimmering pozpig dysfunction
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
poppy mind-boggling foreskin
  10/17/25
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Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
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Effete Church Building
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
slippery cumskin indian lodge
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
poppy mind-boggling foreskin
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
poppy mind-boggling foreskin
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Insane bawdyhouse
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
rough-skinned tanning salon
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Contagious brethren dopamine
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Contagious brethren dopamine
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
concupiscible double fault
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Contagious brethren dopamine
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Deranged aphrodisiac site
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
sickened mexican
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
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wonderful range fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
concupiscible double fault
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
indecent party of the first part
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Canary 180 Stage Ape
  10/17/25
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Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
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wonderful range fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
indecent party of the first part
  10/17/25
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Effete Church Building
  10/17/25
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red marvelous university sex offender
  10/18/25
lol
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naked bistre lay
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
bat shit crazy property friendly grandma
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
bat shit crazy property friendly grandma
  10/17/25
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Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/17/25
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Underhanded shimmering pozpig dysfunction
  10/18/25
:(
Plum Geriatric Headpube
  10/17/25
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Irradiated soggy school cafeteria
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
flatulent submissive stock car locus
  10/18/25
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salmon set goyim
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
slippery cumskin indian lodge
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Appetizing low-t hall travel guidebook
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Mustard tripping church
  10/18/25
...
Irradiated soggy school cafeteria
  10/18/25
...
poppy mind-boggling foreskin
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Appetizing low-t hall travel guidebook
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
poppy mind-boggling foreskin
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
arousing blue keepsake machete base
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Coral awkward faggotry
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Floppy puce sandwich trailer park
  10/18/25
...
Insane bawdyhouse
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
bat shit crazy property friendly grandma
  10/18/25
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Topaz hot chapel ceo
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly box office

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: kink-friendly box office

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: indecent party of the first part



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Underhanded shimmering pozpig dysfunction



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: poppy mind-boggling foreskin

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Effete Church Building



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: slippery cumskin indian lodge

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: poppy mind-boggling foreskin

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: poppy mind-boggling foreskin

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Insane bawdyhouse

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned tanning salon

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Contagious brethren dopamine

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Contagious brethren dopamine

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible double fault

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Contagious brethren dopamine

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Deranged aphrodisiac site

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: sickened mexican

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: wonderful range fortuitous meteor



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: concupiscible double fault

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: indecent party of the first part

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Canary 180 Stage Ape

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: wonderful range fortuitous meteor



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: indecent party of the first part

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Effete Church Building



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: red marvelous university sex offender



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: boyish ruby nibblets legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: naked bistre lay



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property friendly grandma

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property friendly grandma

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Underhanded shimmering pozpig dysfunction



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Headpube

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Irradiated soggy school cafeteria



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: flatulent submissive stock car locus

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: salmon set goyim



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: slippery cumskin indian lodge

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Appetizing low-t hall travel guidebook

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mustard tripping church

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: poppy mind-boggling foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing low-t hall travel guidebook

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: poppy mind-boggling foreskin

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: arousing blue keepsake machete base

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Coral awkward faggotry

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Floppy puce sandwich trailer park

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Insane bawdyhouse



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property friendly grandma

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2...id.#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Topaz hot chapel ceo



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