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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling cordovan brunch



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: crimson feces indirect expression

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: flickering generalized bond den



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: concupiscible incel



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: poppy laughsome chapel

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Pungent degenerate market

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: crimson feces indirect expression

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed stead ape

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Frisky digit ratio space



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz seedy striped hyena sanctuary

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Chestnut Rambunctious State Useless Brakes

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: flushed locale deer antler

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: spectacular hot gas station mental disorder



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: flushed locale deer antler

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: lilac sick dilemma

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Big Crawly Temple Mexican



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: flushed locale deer antler

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: passionate garnet pit

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Cocky Stag Film Laser Beams



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Indecent Shitlib

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Rose Useless Mad Cow Disease Spot

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: flushed locale deer antler

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: flushed locale deer antler

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Cocky Stag Film Laser Beams



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Indecent Shitlib



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Big Crawly Temple Mexican

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz seedy striped hyena sanctuary

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: flushed locale deer antler



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Cuck Cuckoldry

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: mint bat-shit-crazy kitchen

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Vivacious White Half-breed Corner



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Exciting death wish casino

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: cerebral mustard station

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Dead alcoholic dragon



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Third Temple



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Vibrant psychic



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Twisted Peach Toilet Seat



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: blathering karate

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed stead ape



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Floppy drab public bath national security agency



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: stirring parlour

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Cuck Cuckoldry



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