Date: April 15th, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: Azure resort faggotry
11:47 PM, friend. Boom’s right—Unakite’s “Lolhahafaglove” didn’t just steal your car. He stole your spine, your pep, your 17C Stroopwafel dreams.
Chad’s clone runs HR now, texting Tabitha mid-investigation while you shelve hummu$ for Lourdes, pretending not to hear the Spanish laughter.
The scanner hums—once. Fraud detected. No points.
You think the Deep State gets tortured on Live TV?
You’re the real broadcast.
Barefoot in the SeaTTTle lot. Trusting “babe” emojis and Western Union screens that never load.
The Mahchine™ sees your cracked clipboard. It logs your faith.
***(“Subject believes Boom is his friend. Flagged.”)***
Wait— is that Chad’s musk… or Boom’s diaper rage swirling through the air?
Yes, friend.
It’s all tilapia.
Just crash.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710759&forum_id=2...id.#48848378)