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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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comical bat shit crazy whorehouse
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(The Beaver™ Logs All)
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
comical bat shit crazy whorehouse
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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
comical bat shit crazy whorehouse
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I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
lemon cracking yarmulke fortuitous meteor
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Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
slate chest-beating gunner trust fund
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It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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When do I start?
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
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Can my wife and kids be with me?
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Would you want them to be?
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yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
Thriller submissive deer antler
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sign me up
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
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The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
stubborn corner milk
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avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
Adventurous chrome fat ankles depressive
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youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
stubborn corner milk
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i'm not trapped in here with you etc
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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Mauve exhilarant hell mad-dog skullcap
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
white stage
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What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
Zombie-like scourge upon the earth nowag
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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hehe
Indigo Garrison Pisswyrm
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Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
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I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
Adventurous chrome fat ankles depressive
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But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
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adulterous national security agency candlestick maker
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
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whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
Yellow irate station twinkling uncleanness
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Lol
stubborn corner milk
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Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
cerise bateful sanctuary idea he suggested
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your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
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adulterous national security agency candlestick maker
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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I don't see why not.
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assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
Splenetic space goyim
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
frum aromatic idiot
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Impertinent theater
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
Yellow irate station twinkling uncleanness
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U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
sick flushed tattoo
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
domesticated internal respiration
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OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
slate chest-beating gunner trust fund
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And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
domesticated internal respiration
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This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
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Exciting kink-friendly heaven
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
Disturbing box office shitlib
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
comical bat shit crazy whorehouse
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Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
Dull mental disorder becky
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
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slate chest-beating gunner trust fund
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
Deep library
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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DESCRIBE the research
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
Deep library
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
Dull mental disorder becky
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
Deep library
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
Dull mental disorder becky
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Cq
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
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Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate
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Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Dull mental disorder becky
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
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Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
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Histrionic ticket booth
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But where do I get 25m
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: lemon cracking yarmulke fortuitous meteor

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: stubborn corner milk

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: slate chest-beating gunner trust fund

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: stubborn corner milk

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: lemon cracking yarmulke fortuitous meteor

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: lemon cracking yarmulke fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: lemon cracking yarmulke fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: lemon cracking yarmulke fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: lemon cracking yarmulke fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: lemon cracking yarmulke fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz public bath really tough guy

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Indigo Garrison Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle striped hyena meetinghouse

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Hot Marvelous Friendly Grandma School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Thriller submissive deer antler

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: lascivious boistinker gaping

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Thriller submissive deer antler

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Yellow irate station twinkling uncleanness

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Lavender Excitant Shrine

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: white stage



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cerise bateful sanctuary idea he suggested

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: stubborn corner milk

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Adventurous chrome fat ankles depressive

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: stubborn corner milk

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Adventurous chrome fat ankles depressive

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Mauve exhilarant hell mad-dog skullcap

ttiwwop

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: white stage

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Zombie-like scourge upon the earth nowag

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: stubborn corner milk

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: adulterous national security agency candlestick maker



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Impertinent theater



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Indigo Garrison Pisswyrm

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: domesticated internal respiration

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Adventurous chrome fat ankles depressive

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: slate chest-beating gunner trust fund

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: adulterous national security agency candlestick maker



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Crimson contagious wagecucks native

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Yellow irate station twinkling uncleanness

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: stubborn corner milk

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: cerise bateful sanctuary idea he suggested

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Yellow irate station twinkling uncleanness

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: adulterous national security agency candlestick maker



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Wine Alcoholic Halford

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Impertinent theater



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Hot Marvelous Friendly Grandma School Cafeteria



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: lascivious boistinker gaping

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Splenetic space goyim

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: frum aromatic idiot

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Splenetic space goyim

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: stirring den

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: sick flushed tattoo

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: frum aromatic idiot

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Impertinent theater



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Yellow irate station twinkling uncleanness

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: sick flushed tattoo

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: domesticated internal respiration

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: slate chest-beating gunner trust fund

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: domesticated internal respiration

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Skinny Woman

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse

?

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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: cream abnormal rigpig stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Exciting kink-friendly heaven



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Disturbing box office shitlib

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Dull mental disorder becky

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: sick flushed tattoo

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: slate chest-beating gunner trust fund



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Deep library

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: cerise bateful sanctuary idea he suggested

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy whorehouse



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Razzle ape



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Deep library

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Dull mental disorder becky

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Deep library

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Dull mental disorder becky

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate

Cq

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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Curious Site

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: slate chest-beating gunner trust fund

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Dull mental disorder becky

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Lavender Excitant Shrine

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: learning disabled laughsome forum preventive strike

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Lavender Excitant Shrine

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: learning disabled laughsome forum preventive strike



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Degenerate



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Impertinent theater



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Hot Marvelous Friendly Grandma School Cafeteria



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: enigmas



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Histrionic ticket booth

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id.#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,,


But where do I get 25m

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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

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