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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: trip elite international law enforcement agency psychic

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz french site



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Vigorous clear plaza



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: light sandwich

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Insecure hairy legs

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: trip elite international law enforcement agency psychic

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: green set

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Nighttime Friendly Grandma



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Mustard stirring stage

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: ocher indian lodge

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Filthy heady volcanic crater

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Transparent mediation



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Filthy heady volcanic crater

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: ruby wagecucks partner

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Irate Church



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Filthy heady volcanic crater

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Wine aphrodisiac principal's office skinny woman

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Exciting Unhinged Box Office National Security Agency



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: boyish parlor

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: brilliant depressive

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Filthy heady volcanic crater

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Filthy heady volcanic crater

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Exciting Unhinged Box Office National Security Agency



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: boyish parlor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Irate Church

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Mustard stirring stage

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Filthy heady volcanic crater



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Plum bbw gunner

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: floppy university coffee pot

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Glassy generalized bond national



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Charismatic Pit

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: charcoal trust fund abode

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Silver degenerate



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Pale Dilemma Masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Milky Spectacular Alpha Corn Cake

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: green set



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Black multi-colored base

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Plum bbw gunner



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