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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.
It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.
Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle. |
Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM Author: big abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651789) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM Author: Orchid heady hairy legs dilemma Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651797) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651811) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM Author: big abode https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651834) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine Here, the investors are like the eagle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651850) |
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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM Author: Exhilarant codepig (((crows))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39117986) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: mind-boggling aquamarine digit ratio associate can't believe this isn't a parody thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651805) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: Beta cerebral nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651814) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM Author: walnut jap brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653243) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM Author: Aqua Medicated Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653252) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM Author: Floppy fiercely-loyal base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653720) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM Author: bronze alpha The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653743) |
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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM Author: crimson sticky temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39118011) |
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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM Author: blathering old irish cottage dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36677624) |
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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM Author: crimson sticky temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39118008) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: judgmental low-t rehab faggotry In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651809) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: Beta cerebral nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651815) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM Author: Plum soul-stirring crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651841) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be |
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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM Author: crimson sticky temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39118014) |
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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM Author: Spruce Stage Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39589469) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM Author: peach abusive location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651956) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM Author: walnut jap brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653257) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM Author: Maize range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651873) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.
That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy? |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM Author: Maize range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651929) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651979) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM Author: Orchid heady hairy legs dilemma Ohhh he found his new thing !! I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651931) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM Author: Maize range Found him
This guy is way smarter and better than Joel
Give him a listen while you mow the lawn
J. Vernon McGee
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0 |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.
He seems very smart and serious though. |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: Maize range God I fucking hate you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652153) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652168) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM Author: Maize range Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652194) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.
If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time. |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM Author: Maize range Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652254) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: Maize range You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652337) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652360) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652246) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM Author: Tan supple plaza Wow! Prophetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652000) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM Author: Tan supple plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651981) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: brass curious tanning salon idiot lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652060) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652233) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM Author: Stirring market Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652312) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM Author: ivory dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36655047) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: gold corner dopamine LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652335) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM Author: arousing fear-inspiring incel haunted graveyard Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653331) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM Author: multi-colored magical property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653333) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM Author: ivory dragon Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653709) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM Author: crystalline station tattoo lol johnsmeyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653719) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM Author: bronze alpha This needs a vocaroo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653745) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM Author: mind-boggling aquamarine digit ratio associate Coincidence that crows are black? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653748) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM Author: sienna bipolar national security agency Lawman8 weeping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36654404) |
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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM Author: Maize range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36682455) |
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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification
Joel would be great on XO |
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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM Author: brass curious tanning salon idiot historically important thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39118002) |
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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM Author: Wonderful black pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39467939) |
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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM Author: Self-absorbed Shrine Nice bump. It remains true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39467947) |
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