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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Balding boyish quadroon
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
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  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
impertinent glassy location mood
  08/30/25
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translucent gaming laptop legal warrant
  09/05/25
, he lisped
odious sapphire foreskin
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Concupiscible coiffed shrine scourge upon the earth
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Concupiscible coiffed shrine scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
...
Jet-lagged death wish boistinker
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  08/31/25
delusional take
Jet-lagged death wish boistinker
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Multi-colored Knife Tanning Salon
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat
  09/05/25
...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
scarlet party of the first part
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat
  09/05/25
...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Sienna provocative indian lodge hunting ground
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Sienna provocative indian lodge hunting ground
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/05/25
Kenny
Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  09/06/25
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Vengeful Disturbing Home Useless Brakes
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/06/25
...
Vengeful Disturbing Home Useless Brakes
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Curious smoky circlehead elastic band
  09/07/25
Explain
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
yapping patrolman
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
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  09/07/25
...
Multi-colored Knife Tanning Salon
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Garnet preventive strike fat ankles
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Balding boyish quadroon

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Lemon plaza tattoo

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: impertinent glassy location mood

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: translucent gaming laptop legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: odious sapphire foreskin

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible coiffed shrine scourge upon the earth

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible coiffed shrine scourge upon the earth

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged death wish boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Jet-lagged death wish boistinker

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Knife Tanning Salon

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: scarlet party of the first part

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sienna provocative indian lodge hunting ground

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Sienna provocative indian lodge hunting ground

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Spectacular flushed forum toilet seat

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vengeful Disturbing Home Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vengeful Disturbing Home Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Curious smoky circlehead elastic band

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: yapping patrolman

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard theater stage philosopher-king

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored Knife Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Garnet preventive strike fat ankles

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599047)