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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
orchid round eye
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Was it a babby tree?
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
orchid round eye
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Big Walnut Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon
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dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: orchid round eye

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Drunken frisky milk

Was it a babby tree?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: orchid round eye

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Drunken frisky milk

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: comical olive foreskin area



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine House-broken Stag Film Sound Barrier

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: indigo affirmative action tank



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: orchid round eye



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: lake bawdyhouse



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic idea he suggested range



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: comical olive foreskin area



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Crusty boistinker



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Iridescent zombie-like halford den



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant institution

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: orchid round eye

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Big Walnut Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: free-loading canary temple

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: orchid round eye

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: diverse flesh new version hunting ground

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Jet painfully honest ape



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Glittery brindle office selfie



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: trip plum national



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Crusty boistinker



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal theatre kitty cat



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Appetizing cumskin coffee pot



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Transparent Hall Circlehead

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Big Walnut Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: comical olive foreskin area



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: honey-headed french chef



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Crimson Site Bbw

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Tantric adventurous library filthpig



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: 180 piazza boltzmann

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Big Walnut Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: trip plum national

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: supple emerald church

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Big Walnut Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling business firm

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: obsidian gunner nibblets

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Jet painfully honest ape

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Spruce Weed Whacker

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling business firm



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: comical olive foreskin area



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Excitant henna meetinghouse puppy



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: trip plum national



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Crusty boistinker



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Pungent Orchestra Pit



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Iridescent zombie-like halford den



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling business firm



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: sapphire impressive kitchen associate

lol

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine racy ceo abode

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling business firm



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: obsidian gunner nibblets

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: cerise forum regret

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Talented sticky indirect expression useless brakes

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Pontificating navy stead tattoo

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal theatre kitty cat

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Pungent Orchestra Pit

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Iridescent zombie-like halford den

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Big Walnut Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: trip plum national



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Patel Philippe



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
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