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Hey Jews. English Muffins are better than your doughy Bagels

And fuck your Lox forcememe
nudist chad
  11/05/22
English muffins are clearly superior, but I have nothing aga...
spectacular jet hall
  11/05/22
I've got nothing against bagels
multi-colored forum ladyboy
  11/05/22
But English muffins are superior.
spectacular jet hall
  11/05/22
In what respect? Bagels have a flat surface when you cut the...
multi-colored forum ladyboy
  11/05/22
Too much bread
Swashbuckling indian lodge legend
  11/05/22
Why the English Muffin Is Vastly Superior to the Bagel ht...
spectacular jet hall
  11/05/22
Dem nooks Dem crannies
nudist chad
  11/05/22
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/701b8649-fbff-49a0-a740-eed...
spectacular jet hall
  11/05/22
It's the only kind of bread I regularly buy. There no sandwi...
Swashbuckling indian lodge legend
  11/05/22
motherfuckin heeb free thread
Bat shit crazy bipolar mexican
  11/05/22
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nudist chad
  11/05/22
english muffins suck
180 carnelian casino
  11/05/22
gbti
nudist chad
  11/05/22
why are english muffins superior. explain to me like im 5.
180 carnelian casino
  11/05/22
Much less doughy, unique spongy texture, nooks and crannies ...
nudist chad
  11/05/22
You sound so obese. Holy shit.
cocky institution
  11/05/22
You sound like you can type with your nose
nudist chad
  11/05/22
You're a proto-kike. Lay off the muffins fatso
cocky institution
  11/05/22
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Vigorous plaza crotch
  11/05/22
so basically you watched "thomas english muffin" c...
180 carnelian casino
  11/05/22
You're talking to a guy who probably gorges an entire packag...
cocky institution
  11/05/22
Store bagels are even more garbage than normal MFH bagels
nudist chad
  11/05/22
i explicitly said go to a good bagel place.
180 carnelian casino
  11/05/22
“Just fly to MFH and freeze 20 bagels and bring them b...
nudist chad
  11/05/22
there are places that make their own bagels in any city/metr...
180 carnelian casino
  11/05/22
Drake's grocery store haul must be fucking vile.
cocky institution
  11/05/22
You sound enormous.
cocky institution
  11/05/22
They are made why sourdough. Dat yeast.
Swashbuckling indian lodge legend
  11/05/22
You're a giant fat ass and probably eat an English muffin an...
cocky institution
  11/05/22
Kike
vivacious lavender garrison
  11/05/22
What kind of chinaman are you?
cocky institution
  11/05/22
(MAF Kike)
nudist chad
  11/05/22
(Huge fat ass who can't see his tpd)
cocky institution
  11/05/22
Calm down jew faggot
Vigorous plaza crotch
  11/05/22
bagels are overrated but lox on toast is fantastic. best thi...
razzle death wish
  11/05/22
...
Mustard son of senegal stain
  11/05/22
LJL at the triggered menorah spinners ITT
nudist chad
  11/05/22
You sound ginormous my man.
cocky institution
  11/05/22
Hello there, this is David Goldberg, Holocaust Compliance Of...
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  11/05/22
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Ocher glittery pistol stag film
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Crimson Exhilarant Lodge Travel Guidebook
  11/05/22
grr
Cerebral crawly set
  11/05/22
(Guy who has never had Montreal-style bagels)
electric queen of the night
  11/05/22
POTUS bagel. Now gbtc
bossy university mad cow disease
  11/05/22
looked this up, actually does sound good
Magenta Library Party Of The First Part
  07/05/23
Crumpets are better than both imo The bialy also isn't bad
contagious toaster haunted graveyard
  11/05/22
...
Vigorous plaza crotch
  11/05/22
Cr
Vigorous plaza crotch
  11/05/22
Also better: scones, yorkshire pudding, biscuits. Uncrustabl...
Vigorous plaza crotch
  11/05/22
Kikes flailing around in anger
nudist chad
  11/05/22
yorkshire pudding isnt a fair comparison with english muffin...
180 carnelian casino
  11/05/22
Jews need a good roast
Vigorous plaza crotch
  11/05/22
Many people are saying this!
nudist chad
  11/05/22
Welsh rarebit is a 380 part of English cuisine that is basic...
contagious toaster haunted graveyard
  11/05/22
because americans need to figure out how to buy bread and ch...
180 carnelian casino
  11/05/22
It's better now but in the 90s & 00s it was very difficu...
contagious toaster haunted graveyard
  11/05/22
The albionese have some 180 dishes hidden away behind beans ...
Vigorous plaza crotch
  11/05/22
Cr https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/sticky-toffee-puddin...
contagious toaster haunted graveyard
  11/05/22
...
Ocher glittery pistol stag film
  11/10/22
...
nudist chad
  07/05/23
English muffins are classy bagels are oafish
Plum milk
  07/05/23
...
squall
  11/05/24


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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: nudist chad

And fuck your Lox forcememe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45441966)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: spectacular jet hall

English muffins are clearly superior, but I have nothing against lox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442005)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:27 PM
Author: multi-colored forum ladyboy

I've got nothing against bagels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442016)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:28 PM
Author: spectacular jet hall

But English muffins are superior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442018)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:30 PM
Author: multi-colored forum ladyboy

In what respect? Bagels have a flat surface when you cut them and more surface area. Good for breakfast sandwiches and spreading cream cheese, hummus, whatever.

English muffins preferred for butter and jam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442030)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge legend

Too much bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443115)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: spectacular jet hall

Why the English Muffin Is Vastly Superior to the Bagel

https://www.thekitchn.com/why-the-english-muffin-is-vastly-superior-to-the-bagel-235336

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442022)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:30 PM
Author: nudist chad

Dem nooks

Dem crannies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442029)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: spectacular jet hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442044)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge legend

It's the only kind of bread I regularly buy. There no sandwich you can't make with them. The raisin ones are a nice treat if you want something sweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443120)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bipolar mexican

motherfuckin heeb free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442043)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: nudist chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442340)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: 180 carnelian casino

english muffins suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442344)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: nudist chad

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442346)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: 180 carnelian casino

why are english muffins superior. explain to me like im 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442355)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: nudist chad

Much less doughy, unique spongy texture, nooks and crannies to capture and hold all your spreads

You also can prepare at home and they are 180 instead of needing to wait in line with a bunch of nasally kikes on Saturday am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442367)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: cocky institution

You sound so obese. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442369)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: nudist chad

You sound like you can type with your nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442373)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: cocky institution

You're a proto-kike. Lay off the muffins fatso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442379)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: obsidian genital piercing



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Vigorous plaza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443111)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: 180 carnelian casino

so basically you watched "thomas english muffin" commercials as a kid? you can buy a dozen bagels at a good bagel place for like 20 bucks in bidens america and freeze them all and they last forever. i dont give a fuck about "nooks and crannies".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442385)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: cocky institution

You're talking to a guy who probably gorges an entire package of these a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442394)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: nudist chad

Store bagels are even more garbage than normal MFH bagels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442400)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: 180 carnelian casino

i explicitly said go to a good bagel place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442414)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: nudist chad

“Just fly to MFH and freeze 20 bagels and bring them back with you”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442422)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: 180 carnelian casino

there are places that make their own bagels in any city/metro area lol. you stop buy while youre there and take a dozen home as a treat for the same price as loading up on "nooks and crannies" from thomas english muffin corp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442435)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: cocky institution

Drake's grocery store haul must be fucking vile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442439)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: cocky institution

You sound enormous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442420)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge legend

They are made why sourdough. Dat yeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443125)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: cocky institution

You're a giant fat ass and probably eat an English muffin and bagel every morning. Fatty. You should be skipping breakfast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442351)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: vivacious lavender garrison

Kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442353)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: cocky institution

What kind of chinaman are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442356)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: nudist chad

(MAF Kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442357)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: cocky institution

(Huge fat ass who can't see his tpd)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442360)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Vigorous plaza crotch

Calm down jew faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443113)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: razzle death wish

bagels are overrated but lox on toast is fantastic. best thing at dumb comped hotel breakfasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442358)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Mustard son of senegal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442363)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: nudist chad

LJL at the triggered menorah spinners ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442402)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: cocky institution

You sound ginormous my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442423)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: copper motley theatre tank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442428)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Ocher glittery pistol stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442498)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: Crimson Exhilarant Lodge Travel Guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442501)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly set

grr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442504)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:09 PM
Author: electric queen of the night

(Guy who has never had Montreal-style bagels)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443090)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: bossy university mad cow disease

POTUS bagel. Now gbtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443220)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 2:22 AM
Author: Magenta Library Party Of The First Part

looked this up, actually does sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#46510390)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: contagious toaster haunted graveyard

Crumpets are better than both imo

The bialy also isn't bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443099)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Vigorous plaza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443116)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:17 PM
Author: Vigorous plaza crotch

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443110)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Vigorous plaza crotch

Also better: scones, yorkshire pudding, biscuits. Uncrustables from the gas station, i could go on. Lol jews reeling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443119)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:22 PM
Author: nudist chad

Kikes flailing around in anger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443128)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:26 PM
Author: 180 carnelian casino

yorkshire pudding isnt a fair comparison with english muffins lol. you need a good roast to properly make that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443149)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: Vigorous plaza crotch

Jews need a good roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443181)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: nudist chad

Many people are saying this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443212)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: contagious toaster haunted graveyard

Welsh rarebit is a 380 part of English cuisine that is basically impossible to find in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443184)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: 180 carnelian casino

because americans need to figure out how to buy bread and cheese and cook their own welsh rarebit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443208)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: contagious toaster haunted graveyard

It's better now but in the 90s & 00s it was very difficult to find tasty traditional Anglo cheeses outside of restaurants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443230)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Vigorous plaza crotch

The albionese have some 180 dishes hidden away behind beans on toast and mushy peas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443229)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:42 PM
Author: contagious toaster haunted graveyard

Cr

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/sticky-toffee-pudding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443250)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: Ocher glittery pistol stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45472968)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 1:34 AM
Author: nudist chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#46510335)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 2:28 AM
Author: Plum milk

English muffins are classy

bagels are oafish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#46510398)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: squall



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