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Hey Jews. English Muffins are better than your doughy Bagels

And fuck your Lox forcememe
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
English muffins are clearly superior, but I have nothing aga...
Idiotic Splenetic Circlehead Stag Film
  11/05/22
I've got nothing against bagels
crimson feces
  11/05/22
But English muffins are superior.
Idiotic Splenetic Circlehead Stag Film
  11/05/22
In what respect? Bagels have a flat surface when you cut the...
crimson feces
  11/05/22
Too much bread
frisky national
  11/05/22
Why the English Muffin Is Vastly Superior to the Bagel ht...
Idiotic Splenetic Circlehead Stag Film
  11/05/22
Dem nooks Dem crannies
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/701b8649-fbff-49a0-a740-eed...
Idiotic Splenetic Circlehead Stag Film
  11/05/22
It's the only kind of bread I regularly buy. There no sandwi...
frisky national
  11/05/22
motherfuckin heeb free thread
abnormal resort coffee pot
  11/05/22
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Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
english muffins suck
aphrodisiac milky locale
  11/05/22
gbti
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
why are english muffins superior. explain to me like im 5.
aphrodisiac milky locale
  11/05/22
Much less doughy, unique spongy texture, nooks and crannies ...
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
You sound so obese. Holy shit.
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
You sound like you can type with your nose
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
You're a proto-kike. Lay off the muffins fatso
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
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Medicated mewling piazza cuck
  11/05/22
...
sable address main people
  11/05/22
so basically you watched "thomas english muffin" c...
aphrodisiac milky locale
  11/05/22
You're talking to a guy who probably gorges an entire packag...
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
Store bagels are even more garbage than normal MFH bagels
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
i explicitly said go to a good bagel place.
aphrodisiac milky locale
  11/05/22
“Just fly to MFH and freeze 20 bagels and bring them b...
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
there are places that make their own bagels in any city/metr...
aphrodisiac milky locale
  11/05/22
Drake's grocery store haul must be fucking vile.
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
You sound enormous.
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
They are made why sourdough. Dat yeast.
frisky national
  11/05/22
You're a giant fat ass and probably eat an English muffin an...
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
Kike
Swashbuckling Bossy Wagecucks Casino
  11/05/22
What kind of chinaman are you?
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
(MAF Kike)
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
(Huge fat ass who can't see his tpd)
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
Calm down jew faggot
sable address main people
  11/05/22
bagels are overrated but lox on toast is fantastic. best thi...
Sadistic blood rage becky
  11/05/22
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Curious Factory Reset Button Whorehouse
  11/05/22
LJL at the triggered menorah spinners ITT
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
You sound ginormous my man.
Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/05/22
Hello there, this is David Goldberg, Holocaust Compliance Of...
sooty french juggernaut
  11/05/22
...
dashing big-titted mexican
  11/05/22
...
flirting ebony queen of the night dog poop
  11/05/22
grr
mischievous racy corner tank
  11/05/22
(Guy who has never had Montreal-style bagels)
Navy Sneaky Criminal
  11/05/22
POTUS bagel. Now gbtc
rebellious henna kitty
  11/05/22
looked this up, actually does sound good
bisexual hissy fit
  07/05/23
Crumpets are better than both imo The bialy also isn't bad
Vermilion Startled Abode
  11/05/22
...
sable address main people
  11/05/22
Cr
sable address main people
  11/05/22
Also better: scones, yorkshire pudding, biscuits. Uncrustabl...
sable address main people
  11/05/22
Kikes flailing around in anger
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
yorkshire pudding isnt a fair comparison with english muffin...
aphrodisiac milky locale
  11/05/22
Jews need a good roast
sable address main people
  11/05/22
Many people are saying this!
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  11/05/22
Welsh rarebit is a 380 part of English cuisine that is basic...
Vermilion Startled Abode
  11/05/22
because americans need to figure out how to buy bread and ch...
aphrodisiac milky locale
  11/05/22
It's better now but in the 90s & 00s it was very difficu...
Vermilion Startled Abode
  11/05/22
The albionese have some 180 dishes hidden away behind beans ...
sable address main people
  11/05/22
Cr https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/sticky-toffee-puddin...
Vermilion Startled Abode
  11/05/22
...
dashing big-titted mexican
  11/10/22
...
Bearded concupiscible plaza newt
  07/05/23
English muffins are classy bagels are oafish
Amethyst hairraiser ape fanboi
  07/05/23
...
topaz new version
  11/05/24


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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

And fuck your Lox forcememe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45441966)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: Idiotic Splenetic Circlehead Stag Film

English muffins are clearly superior, but I have nothing against lox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442005)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:27 PM
Author: crimson feces

I've got nothing against bagels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442016)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:28 PM
Author: Idiotic Splenetic Circlehead Stag Film

But English muffins are superior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442018)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:30 PM
Author: crimson feces

In what respect? Bagels have a flat surface when you cut them and more surface area. Good for breakfast sandwiches and spreading cream cheese, hummus, whatever.

English muffins preferred for butter and jam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442030)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: frisky national

Too much bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443115)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Idiotic Splenetic Circlehead Stag Film

Why the English Muffin Is Vastly Superior to the Bagel

https://www.thekitchn.com/why-the-english-muffin-is-vastly-superior-to-the-bagel-235336

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442022)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:30 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

Dem nooks

Dem crannies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442029)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Idiotic Splenetic Circlehead Stag Film

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/701b8649-fbff-49a0-a740-eedcdd9ef2b4_1.5bdb2f9d4aa78becb46ee31bab95ee28.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442044)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: frisky national

It's the only kind of bread I regularly buy. There no sandwich you can't make with them. The raisin ones are a nice treat if you want something sweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443120)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: abnormal resort coffee pot

motherfuckin heeb free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442043)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442340)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milky locale

english muffins suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442344)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442346)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milky locale

why are english muffins superior. explain to me like im 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442355)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

Much less doughy, unique spongy texture, nooks and crannies to capture and hold all your spreads

You also can prepare at home and they are 180 instead of needing to wait in line with a bunch of nasally kikes on Saturday am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442367)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

You sound so obese. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442369)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

You sound like you can type with your nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442373)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

You're a proto-kike. Lay off the muffins fatso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442379)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Medicated mewling piazza cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442403)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: sable address main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443111)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milky locale

so basically you watched "thomas english muffin" commercials as a kid? you can buy a dozen bagels at a good bagel place for like 20 bucks in bidens america and freeze them all and they last forever. i dont give a fuck about "nooks and crannies".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442385)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

You're talking to a guy who probably gorges an entire package of these a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442394)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

Store bagels are even more garbage than normal MFH bagels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442400)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milky locale

i explicitly said go to a good bagel place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442414)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

“Just fly to MFH and freeze 20 bagels and bring them back with you”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442422)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milky locale

there are places that make their own bagels in any city/metro area lol. you stop buy while youre there and take a dozen home as a treat for the same price as loading up on "nooks and crannies" from thomas english muffin corp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442435)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

Drake's grocery store haul must be fucking vile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442439)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

You sound enormous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442420)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: frisky national

They are made why sourdough. Dat yeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443125)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

You're a giant fat ass and probably eat an English muffin and bagel every morning. Fatty. You should be skipping breakfast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442351)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Wagecucks Casino

Kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442353)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

What kind of chinaman are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442356)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

(MAF Kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442357)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

(Huge fat ass who can't see his tpd)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442360)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: sable address main people

Calm down jew faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443113)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Sadistic blood rage becky

bagels are overrated but lox on toast is fantastic. best thing at dumb comped hotel breakfasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442358)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Curious Factory Reset Button Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442363)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

LJL at the triggered menorah spinners ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442402)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: Abusive Bat-shit-crazy Stage Faggot Firefighter

You sound ginormous my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442423)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: sooty french juggernaut

Hello there, this is David Goldberg, Holocaust Compliance Officer at JP Morgan. The FBI forwarded this thread to us here at our office in Tel Aviv. It seems you are questioning bagels, which have a deep connection to the Jewish religion and peoples. Please note that JP Morgan has tagged this thread as anti-semitic and if you do not delete the original post and replace it with a poem in honor of the Jewish people and the State of Israel we will have no choice but to close all of your JP Morgan accounts and donate the proceeds to The Holocaust Museum of southwestern New Jersey. Please reply to confirm you will comply or your ISP provider will shut off your internet by 5pm today. Thank!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442428)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: dashing big-titted mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442498)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: flirting ebony queen of the night dog poop

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442501)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: mischievous racy corner tank

grr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45442504)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:09 PM
Author: Navy Sneaky Criminal

(Guy who has never had Montreal-style bagels)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443090)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: rebellious henna kitty

POTUS bagel. Now gbtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443220)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 2:22 AM
Author: bisexual hissy fit

looked this up, actually does sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#46510390)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Vermilion Startled Abode

Crumpets are better than both imo

The bialy also isn't bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443099)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: sable address main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443116)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:17 PM
Author: sable address main people

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443110)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: sable address main people

Also better: scones, yorkshire pudding, biscuits. Uncrustables from the gas station, i could go on. Lol jews reeling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443119)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:22 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

Kikes flailing around in anger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443128)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milky locale

yorkshire pudding isnt a fair comparison with english muffins lol. you need a good roast to properly make that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443149)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: sable address main people

Jews need a good roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443181)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt

Many people are saying this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443212)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Vermilion Startled Abode

Welsh rarebit is a 380 part of English cuisine that is basically impossible to find in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443184)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac milky locale

because americans need to figure out how to buy bread and cheese and cook their own welsh rarebit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443208)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Vermilion Startled Abode

It's better now but in the 90s & 00s it was very difficult to find tasty traditional Anglo cheeses outside of restaurants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443230)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: sable address main people

The albionese have some 180 dishes hidden away behind beans on toast and mushy peas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443229)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 7:42 PM
Author: Vermilion Startled Abode

Cr

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/sticky-toffee-pudding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45443250)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: dashing big-titted mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#45472968)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 1:34 AM
Author: Bearded concupiscible plaza newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#46510335)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 2:28 AM
Author: Amethyst hairraiser ape fanboi

English muffins are classy

bagels are oafish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#46510398)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: topaz new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5227300&forum_id=2...id.#48287584)