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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Crusty Pea-brained Parlour

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: 180 grizzly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Stirring State Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Autistic black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Balding son of senegal spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Abusive Dopamine

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Supple wild stage associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Thriller range

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: hairraiser rebellious plaza halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: bistre slimy sex offender boiling water

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Charcoal Heaven Clown

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: exhilarant marketing idea

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Stimulating house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling submissive jewess sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: hairraiser rebellious plaza halford

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: godawful comical fortuitous meteor dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763207)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: flatulent crawly water buffalo

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Crusty Pea-brained Parlour

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Stirring State Mexican

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Crusty Pea-brained Parlour

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Stirring State Mexican

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: hairraiser rebellious plaza halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: exhilarant marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Infuriating Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Flickering office nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Trip Drunken Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49354865)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Jugashvili Aero ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49732215)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Flickering office nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Massive love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: bistre slimy sex offender boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Thriller range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Rambunctious national security agency double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: adventurous fantasy-prone parlor hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Heady depressive

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: curious ebony hospital

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: marvelous brindle tanning salon french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Den Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Spectacular frisky public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: fishy cruise ship antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49354905)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: excitant insecure private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Thriller range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Stimulating house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Metal nubile quadroon

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Flickering office nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Crusty Pea-brained Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Infuriating Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Duck-like chocolate dragon orchestra pit



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Duck-like chocolate dragon orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46677536)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant marketing idea

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: adventurous fantasy-prone parlor hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#46697754)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Flickering office nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#47340535)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: French area cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#47665686)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Duck-like chocolate dragon orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#48054548)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Stimulating house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#48054558)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: French area cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#48700258)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Flickering office nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49013181)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: French area cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49244189)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49354787)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Duck-like chocolate dragon orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49354843)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Geriatric Ruby Trailer Park

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: red wonderful mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49354866)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: flatulent crawly water buffalo

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49354908)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id.#49732211)