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A lot of BIGLAW ppl are retarded with money
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: """'"'"""'' just fucking squandering it on 5 trips to Europe a year. BMW's that cost $80,000 with high insurance rates. Oversizes homes they don't need. Then they wonder why they can't retire til they're 60 despite making 500k-1m or more for 20+ years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851263) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM Author: Penis Six Nine U r poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851282) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:03 PM Author: """'"'"""'' no I'm right fuckface, ur MAF because less than 5 minutes ago I called you out for being fat as shit in your workout thread. sorry not sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851285) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:04 PM Author: Penis Six Nine U r really poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851289) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:06 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (MAF fat boi) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851301) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:07 PM Author: Penis Six Nine U are a poor bald nerd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851307) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (MAF) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851335) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:20 PM Author: Penis Six Nine lol dork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851353) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:24 PM Author: """'"'"""'' keep bumping fat boi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851376) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: Penis Six Nine Let me get this straight. You suck penis and let men fuck your ass. Is that right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851378) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: """'"'"""'' yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851432) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Penis Six Nine damn u gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851511) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851784) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:17 AM Author: poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852164) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852663) |
Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM Author: Chris Isaak?s Think of (and Poast for) Tomorrow tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851277) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM Author: William Badass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851281) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:04 PM Author: deadass ((zurich is stained)) It’s absurd. We live in the same house we lived in when I made 160k. I make 500+ now and I’m not moving, putting my kids in private school, joining a country club or any of that nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851288) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:07 PM Author: """'"'"""'' I forgot to mention the private school shit. totally fucking absurd. most BIGLAW people spend more on private school than their mortgage. then half those kids don't even get into a good college, LMAO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851304) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:16 PM Author: Penis Six Nine Faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851330) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: """'"'"""'' it's 180 that you keep bumping my thread fat boi! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851337) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:20 PM Author: Penis Six Nine asspenis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851354) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: George Jetson Just send your kids to the thunderdome. They’ll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851427) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: William Badass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851431) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:10 AM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852150) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:20 AM Author: aqua jeet (🧐) Enjoy Goucher! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852171) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 1:54 AM Author: Drunkard This is the real drain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851916) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:52 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . I spend $100k a year on school for the kids and $60k a year on the nanny. $25k more on extracurricular BS and tutors. My 2yo goes to open play, gymnastics and swim classes that run me $300 a week. Kids eat all my money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851940) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:23 AM Author: deadass ((zurich is stained)) i went to bowie high in PG county. even back then, when bowie was 90% white, it was a shitty school and i wound up in biglaw. i dated a girl years ago from MoCo who went to private school and had a bunch of punk rocker friends from private school (which is just kinda funny). to a person, they are all failures at life, not a single one of them has a career (as opposed to a job) or makes shit for money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852177) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Lawrence, of Arabia (SSPX Masterman- بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم ) I’ve lived in the same house since when I was making $45,000. Plan is to do as little as possible to keep from getting fired then retiring around 55 or at most working part time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48854007) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: tarrifs Biglaw doesn't pay shit, especially after taxes. I don't have BMW or a big house. I don't take trips to Europe. Can't afford any of that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851320) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard I'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851326) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM Author: """'"'"""'' Sorry Jackson Lewis isn't biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851341) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM Author: tarrifs I'm a Biglawyer imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851345) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:19 PM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard lewis brisbois is a damn fine firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851348) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:24 PM Author: tarrifs cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851374) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: """'"'"""'' how much savings do you have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851379) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:26 PM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard I have close to zero (maybe 10-15k tops), but I'm also a prole who was never taught to save (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851383) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: """'"'"""'' also terrible flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851440) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:31 PM Author: tarrifs Something like 6 million in cash, retirement accounts and taxable brokerage accounts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851408) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: """'"'"""'' terrible flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851437) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:48 PM Author: tarrifs Where's the flame, you motherfucker! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851494) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:40 AM Author: stupid fucking nigger yeah, and 6 million jews died in the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851932) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) cr. We can’t even afford a dinner out or modest repairs to our home. Buglaw has no prestige. It’s just slavery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852154) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: hank_scorpio one of the lulziest things about the umc looking down on others is that the second they get any money most of them turn into straight up niggers and go buckwild on houses and cars and are immediately broke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851328) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851338) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM Author: """'"'"""'' it's weird how u turn this thread into that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851343) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: hank_scorpio how so? it is proof that they are buckwild themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851421) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: """'"'"""'' edit - I thought u said URM not UMC. carry on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851436) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: blow off some steam wow it's almost like theyre all trashy retarded jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851509) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:12 AM Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,.. 1. There’s something to be said about enjoying the things $ can buy when you’re still young and healthy enough to enjoy it
2. Biglaw is miserable and the only reason to do it is for the $. Seeing the stuff that the $ can buy can help make sense of why you’re doing it, which is why a lot of lawyers spend lavishly as an almost therapeutic method.
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Date: April 16th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Chris Isaak?s Think of (and Poast for) Tomorrow tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852616) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Summa We get it. You like being a paypig on Seeking Arrangment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48853372) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Lawrence, of Arabia (SSPX Masterman- بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم ) Except you could save a lot and retire when you’re still young enough to enjoy it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48854041) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:40 AM Author: stupid fucking nigger how can they afford anything when they graduate from law school $350,000 in debt at 8% interest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851930) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:54 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . I'm in-house and in a good year my bonus alone is $250k. Biglaw fuckers make more than me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851946) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:57 AM Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,.. What in-house roles get a 250k cash bonus? Seems like most gigs top out at 35-50 percent target bonus and that’s GC level gigs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851952) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:04 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . Any PE or asset management shop is going to be over 50% bonus in a good year and exactly 50% in an average year. Though this year the bonuses will be the worst in a long time -- maybe 20%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48851959) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:39 AM Author: blow off some steam *farts cum* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852202) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: shitlib shibboleth you have to remember this is Are Reptile you are dealing with. this guy is outted and was an assistant vp 4 years ago. he's now a "senior director" or some non-MD bullshit at a boring bullshit company and there is no way he makes this kind of money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48855279) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:38 AM Author: blow off some steam are you implying they deserve to afford anything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852200) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:16 AM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard I really should have given a shit in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852162) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Verne lundquist There is a reason NW mutual targets first year big law classes for whole life insurance. Probably 6 of the 30 in my class got roped into $2,300 a month policies lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48852599) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship lol those people are the worst.
"Hey, I'm working with several people in your office to manage their portfolios, I think I could do a lot for you as well"
"Oh cool, I'd like to get their opinion, which people?"
"Uh.... I can't really say... confidentiality..." |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Ass Sunstein lol I have encountered these fags. WTF do firms let these scammers in the door? It's like the homos who try to sell you cell phone plans at Costco. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48853486) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Oh, you tirade? There were some classic threads about this maybe 5 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48853501) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: aqua jeet (🧐) "with money" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2...id.#48854029) |