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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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odious mexican
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
rusted nighttime state genital piercing
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
odious mexican
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
rusted nighttime state genital piercing
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
odious mexican
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Thirsty Massive Hell
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
odious mexican
  07/06/25
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Salmon regret corner
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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dashing heaven
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Thirsty Massive Hell
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lilac passionate church really tough guy
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Multi-colored laser beams
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Self-absorbed Indian Lodge
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painfully honest domesticated therapy multi-billionaire
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Silver Swollen Institution Nowag
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fragrant apoplectic library
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stimulating dun goyim
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walnut beady-eyed psychic internal respiration
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hyperactive bawdyhouse dragon
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Infuriating Plum Church Building
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
dashing heaven
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
rusted nighttime state genital piercing
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
dashing heaven
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
odious mexican
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
dashing heaven
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
rusted nighttime state genital piercing
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
odious mexican
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
dashing heaven
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Black meetinghouse kitty
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
dashing heaven
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Heady fuchsia marketing idea
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
orchid useless brakes
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Boyish newt pit
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
racy emerald whorehouse pozpig
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
mustard resort faggot firefighter
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Self-absorbed Indian Lodge
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
odious mexican
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Black meetinghouse kitty
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
odious mexican
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Black meetinghouse kitty
  07/07/25
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Silver Swollen Institution Nowag
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
mustard resort faggot firefighter
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Black meetinghouse kitty
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Silver Swollen Institution Nowag
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Silver Swollen Institution Nowag
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier
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Boyish newt pit
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Silver Swollen Institution Nowag
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odious mexican
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Vengeful hospital
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dashing heaven
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Silver Swollen Institution Nowag
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odious mexican
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
awkward school
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
walnut beady-eyed psychic internal respiration
  07/11/25
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odious mexican
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
disco fries
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: odious mexican



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: rusted nighttime state genital piercing

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: odious mexican

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: rusted nighttime state genital piercing

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: odious mexican

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Thirsty Massive Hell

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: odious mexican

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Salmon regret corner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: jet box office wrinkle

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: dashing heaven



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Thirsty Massive Hell



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: lilac passionate church really tough guy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Boyish newt pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored laser beams



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Indian Lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: painfully honest domesticated therapy multi-billionaire



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Silver Swollen Institution Nowag



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: fragrant apoplectic library



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: stimulating dun goyim



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: walnut beady-eyed psychic internal respiration



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: learning disabled dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: hyperactive bawdyhouse dragon



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Plum Church Building



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: dashing heaven

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: rusted nighttime state genital piercing

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: dashing heaven

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: odious mexican

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: dashing heaven

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: rusted nighttime state genital piercing

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: odious mexican

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: dashing heaven

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Black meetinghouse kitty

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: dashing heaven

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Heady fuchsia marketing idea

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: orchid useless brakes

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Boyish newt pit

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: racy emerald whorehouse pozpig

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: mustard resort faggot firefighter

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Indian Lodge

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: odious mexican

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Black meetinghouse kitty

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: odious mexican

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Black meetinghouse kitty

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Silver Swollen Institution Nowag



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: mustard resort faggot firefighter

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Black meetinghouse kitty

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Silver Swollen Institution Nowag

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Silver Swollen Institution Nowag

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Bright Excitant Site Sound Barrier

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Boyish newt pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Silver Swollen Institution Nowag

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: odious mexican



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Vengeful hospital

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: dashing heaven



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Silver Swollen Institution Nowag



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: odious mexican



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: awkward school

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: walnut beady-eyed psychic internal respiration

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: odious mexican



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099235)