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Black women confused by rivers

EDIT: better link: By Lynn Moore | lmoore8@mlive.c...
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  07/29/16
wtf is this gibberish?
black native
  07/29/16
you can't understand what I said? really?
marvelous lavender base
  07/29/16
Date: July 29th, 2016 9:49 AM Author: *Blue Smoke* (she loo...
black native
  07/29/16
please go speak to an actual black person and listen to what...
marvelous lavender base
  07/29/16
year sure, let me just go and on purpose ruin my day
black native
  07/29/16
full stop.
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tbf tho this is the river they were tubing on http://wallpa...
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> With no water, food or phone to call for help, they hud...
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  07/29/16
The human race, black and white alike, is finished
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  07/29/16
lol
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They are our EQUALS!!!!!
Wonderful Yellow Office
  07/29/16
DAT TOO MANY RIVER
Deep Jewess Library
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Better article with pics http://www.mlive.com/news/musk...
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"He estimated they had traveled roughly 3 miles." ...
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(bigot that has never been on a lazy river)
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Holy shit at this story. I so want to share on FB.
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  07/29/16
Odds the sue the tubing place for not telling them? 100%.
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The women were reunited with their emotional family members ...
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  07/29/16
I lived in michigan for 1 yr--it is indeed filled with vicio...
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You eventually become immune to them.
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I believe most species of mosquitoes were introduced to the ...
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really?
Lemon hyperventilating therapy stag film
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they eventually don't bother you anymore.
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black native
  07/29/16
They very very easily could have drowned.
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yep, if the bro told them to float head down
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some rivers change directions with the tide but i doubt the ...
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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:04 AM
Author: comical brunch elastic band

EDIT: better link:

By

Lynn Moore | lmoore8@mlive.com

MUSKEGON COUNTY, MI - They left for what they thought would be an easy float down Muskegon River Tuesday afternoon - but ended up spending the night on the river bank, scared and yelling for help.

The trio of young women were rescued 20 hours later after a fisherman eventually heard their cries, said Muskegon Township Deputy Fire Chief Bob Grabinski.

The women, all in their 20s, had never been tubing before and decided it would be a fun thing to do, Grabinski said. So they bought some tubes and headed to the popular launch site at the Maple Island Road bridge, Grabinski said.

"They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car," he said. "Not knowing anything, they set off on their little adventure."

About six hours later, with darkness closing in and their car nowhere to be found, the trio decided to get out on the riverbank where they ended up spending the night, Grabinski said.

"They said they hugged a tree all night yelling for help," he said, adding that that stretch of river is very isolated.

About noon on Wednesday a fisherman floating the river heard their cries for help, investigated and then called 911. The women, one from Muskegon Heights and two from Muskegon, did not have a phone with them, Grabinski said.

Muskegon Township firefighters launched their 16-foot jet propulsion river rescue boat from the Holton Duck Lake Road launch ramp and found the women about a quarter-mile downriver, he said. Dalton Township firefighters also responded with their boat in case it was needed.

Other than a few bug bites and scratches, the women were fine, Grabinski said. He estimated they had traveled roughly 3 miles.

"In their words, they're never going tubing again," he said. "My words are know the river or take someone with you who knows it and have a plan."

No one reported the women missing, which brought Grabinski to a third piece of advice: Before heading out for an adventure, tell someone where you're going and what time you plan to return.

Lynn Moore is a reporter for MLive Muskegon Chronicle. Email her at lmoore8@mlive.com and follow her on Twitter and Facebook.

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2016/07/muskegon_river_tubing_trip_tur.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059137)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Lemon hyperventilating therapy stag film

'This here river don't go to Aintree'...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059421)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 11:25 PM
Author: smoky french forum

maximum IQ to believe "tomonews.com" is a real news source?

http://us.tomonews.com/dashcam-footage-shows-police-chase-a-dinosaur-down-the-road-3864605

http://us.tomonews.com/korean-man-tries-to-disinfect-his-cash-by-microwaving-it-3976949#c=Frontpage&a=clk&l=Frontpage_RR_YMAL_clk

http://us.tomonews.com/rival-monkey-gangs-wage-street-war-over-banana-3976502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#39804399)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Lemon hyperventilating therapy stag film



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: Mauve Haunting Point



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: marvelous lavender base

xo posters attempting black vernacular always makes me cringe

stop.

please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059427)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: black native

wtf is this gibberish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059469)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: marvelous lavender base

you can't understand what I said? really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059483)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:52 AM
Author: black native

Date: July 29th, 2016 9:49 AM

Author: *Blue Smoke* (she look right in that tight blue dress, she thick )

SO YO-BEE SAYIN YO DO-NNO WAT I SAYIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059506)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: marvelous lavender base

please go speak to an actual black person and listen to what they sound like before they do this.

NB: Watching an old episode of Good Times does not count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059674)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: black native

year sure, let me just go and on purpose ruin my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059907)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:11 AM
Author: Deep Jewess Library

full stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059667)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:08 AM
Author: Bateful sex offender dingle berry

tbf tho this is the river they were tubing on

http://wallpapercave.com/wp/vtpVL8W.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059160)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: thriller clear old irish cottage



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: black native

i like the dangerous looking part

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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: laughsome shaky theatre



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:14 AM
Author: Deep Jewess Library



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Date: March 18th, 2020 11:23 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Sooty galvanic locale

> With no water, food or phone to call for help, they huddled around each other and yelled for help all night, according to WZZM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059177)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: magenta national

The human race, black and white alike, is finished

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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:19 AM
Author: Angry messiness gas station

lol

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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: Wonderful Yellow Office

They are our EQUALS!!!!!

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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: Deep Jewess Library

DAT TOO MANY RIVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059271)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: comical brunch elastic band

Better article with pics

http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/07/muskegon_river_tubing_trip_tur.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059298)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: out-of-control public bath police squad

"He estimated they had traveled roughly 3 miles."

Lmao so they were 3 miles from where they started?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059405)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:20 PM
Author: Nofapping Aromatic Plaza

do you have any idea how long it’d take to traverse 3 miles of riverside terrain with a maximum theoretical speed of 0.2 mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#39409967)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 11:25 PM
Author: autistic indian lodge useless brakes

"They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car," he said. "Not knowing anything, they set off on their little adventure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#39804400)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 8:15 AM
Author: comical brunch elastic band



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Date: June 21st, 2023 12:28 AM
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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: lascivious submissive yarmulke institution

(bigot that has never been on a lazy river)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059322)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: provocative address mexican

Holy shit at this story. I so want to share on FB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059325)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: provocative address mexican

Odds the sue the tubing place for not telling them? 100%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059331)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: claret whorehouse associate

The women were reunited with their emotional family members at a press conference today. Members of the family joined the women in belting out, in profound bass voices, "OLLLLLLL' MAAAAAANNN RIIVVVVEERRRRRRR / HE JUUUSS KEEEEEPP FLOOOOWWWWWINNNNNNNNN..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059354)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: Lemon hyperventilating therapy stag film

I lived in michigan for 1 yr--it is indeed filled with vicious mosquitoes in summer...how the fuck did the indians cope? lodge house fire smoke??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059357)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: provocative address mexican

You eventually become immune to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059367)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: comical brunch elastic band

I believe most species of mosquitoes were introduced to the americas after European contact

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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Lemon hyperventilating therapy stag film

really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059701)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Turquoise alcoholic kitty cat hall

they eventually don't bother you anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059935)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Avocado self-centered rehab

i think i've seen one river in the world that runs in a circle, but it's at an amusement park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059394)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: coiffed nibblets wagecucks

lol

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Date: April 3rd, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Trip internal respiration international law enforcement agency

lol

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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: black native

HAHAHAHAHA

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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: outnumbered parlor

They very very easily could have drowned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059477)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:11 AM
Author: black native

yep, if the bro told them to float head down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059665)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

some rivers change directions with the tide but i doubt the muskegon river is one of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059700)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Hilarious at-the-ready selfie

heh but that still isn't the same as a river flowing in a circle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059709)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

most rivers are circles that rotate clockwise and then rotate counterclockwise with the tide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059760)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: thriller clear old irish cottage

tbf it does travel in a "circle" in the sense that it's part of the water cycle. that's probably what that dude meant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059712)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Hilarious at-the-ready selfie



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Glittery bat-shit-crazy piazza

well, time is a flat circle, and the river is part of space time, so sure, i'll allow it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059731)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: black native

"Circle of life" he said, sending them floating downstream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059753)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

would have loved to see the disingenuous look on this dood's face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3305666&forum_id=2...id.#31059764)



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Date: December 15th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: comical brunch elastic band



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:11 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2020 11:22 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: snowy ratface giraffe

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Date: April 30th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: comical brunch elastic band



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Date: June 21st, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Avocado self-centered rehab

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Date: July 1st, 2023 9:53 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:08 PM
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"They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car,"

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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp)



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