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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
mint stimulating property
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Navy heaven cuck
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
glassy turdskin
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Navy heaven cuck
  07/14/25
100%
useless wonderful karate spot
  07/15/25
FAG
180 geriatric lodge alpha
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Aquamarine depressive church building
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Boyish Address
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useless wonderful karate spot
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
mint stimulating property
  07/14/25
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mauve tripping kitty cat round eye
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
mint stimulating property
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
mint stimulating property
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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chartreuse crackhouse
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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  07/15/25
Lol
charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version
  07/15/25
jfc 180
180 geriatric lodge alpha
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useless wonderful karate spot
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Exhilarant orchid goyim
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
orange arousing brunch main people
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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glassy turdskin
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charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
mint stimulating property
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Navy heaven cuck
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
mint stimulating property
  07/14/25
wut
Aromatic learning disabled ladyboy
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
mint stimulating property
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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chartreuse crackhouse
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
odious indian lodge
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Filthy mexican faggot firefighter
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we all have brother
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useless wonderful karate spot
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chartreuse crackhouse
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
alcoholic dashing therapy
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Beady-eyed Voyeur
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
unhinged space twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
chartreuse crackhouse
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Multi-colored indigo locus headpube
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Adulterous trailer park
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Pungent metal trust fund reading party
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
bateful brethren nowag
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Talented shrine
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Spectacular sanctuary indirect expression
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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180 geriatric lodge alpha
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charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version
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useless wonderful karate spot
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
useless wonderful karate spot
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
mint stimulating property
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: mint stimulating property

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Navy heaven cuck

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: glassy turdskin

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Navy heaven cuck

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: useless wonderful karate spot

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: 180 geriatric lodge alpha

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine depressive church building

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Boyish Address

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: orange arousing brunch main people



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: useless wonderful karate spot



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: mint stimulating property

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: mauve tripping kitty cat round eye



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: mint stimulating property

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: mint stimulating property

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: chartreuse crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Dull provocative candlestick maker pit

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: 180 geriatric lodge alpha

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: useless wonderful karate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchid goyim

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: orange arousing brunch main people

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Navy heaven cuck

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: glassy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: mint stimulating property

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Navy heaven cuck

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: mint stimulating property

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Aromatic learning disabled ladyboy

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: mint stimulating property

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic Charcoal Stead Halford

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: chartreuse crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: supple maize fanboi



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: odious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Razzle erotic plaza legend



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: cordovan hideous nursing home



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Laughsome nudist rehab half-breed

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: odious indian lodge

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine depressive church building



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Filthy mexican faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: mauve tripping kitty cat round eye



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Electric Henna Personal Credit Line Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Lake stirring jap



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: cowardly forum ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Filthy mexican faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: useless wonderful karate spot

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: useless wonderful karate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: chartreuse crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: alcoholic dashing therapy

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: unhinged space twinkling uncleanness

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: chartreuse crackhouse

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored indigo locus headpube

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Adulterous trailer park

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Pungent metal trust fund reading party

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: bateful brethren nowag

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Talented shrine

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary indirect expression

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Dull provocative candlestick maker pit

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: lemon abode codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: 180 geriatric lodge alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent whorehouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: useless wonderful karate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: useless wonderful karate spot

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: mint stimulating property

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)