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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive foreskin gay wizard

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Bright fiercely-loyal hairy legs corner

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: smoky idiot main people

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Bright fiercely-loyal hairy legs corner

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Sable offensive casino party of the first part

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Aquamarine Dingle Berry

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: burgundy contagious heaven place of business

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: dashing weed whacker

Pic of the cheeks?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest stimulating site stock car

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive foreskin gay wizard

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Painfully honest stimulating site stock car

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive foreskin gay wizard

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Painfully honest stimulating site stock car

How did she respond?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive foreskin gay wizard

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest stimulating site stock car

Lol I guess you had to try

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Boyish state rigor

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Painfully honest stimulating site stock car

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Aquamarine Dingle Berry

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Tan beta crackhouse new version

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bright fiercely-loyal hairy legs corner

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive foreskin gay wizard

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Bright fiercely-loyal hairy legs corner

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive foreskin gay wizard

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: galvanic mediation prole

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive foreskin gay wizard

I’m married with kids part?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Autistic hissy fit

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all faggot firefighter market

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Boyish state rigor

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Sable offensive casino party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Lascivious aggressive foreskin gay wizard

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

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