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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
aromatic hominid generalized bond
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Irate Duck-like Range
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
aromatic hominid generalized bond
  07/14/25
100%
multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold
  07/15/25
FAG
khaki rigor
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Maroon base idiot
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Maroon base idiot
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Maroon base idiot
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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Irate Duck-like Range
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Maroon base idiot
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
aromatic hominid generalized bond
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
wut
transparent lodge
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I’m married with kids part?
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  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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plum french chef trust fund
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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Good poast moniker synergy
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Insecure wrinkle
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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Incredible thread
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Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: aromatic hominid generalized bond

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Irate Duck-like Range

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: aromatic hominid generalized bond

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: khaki rigor

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive onyx codepig old irish cottage

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Drab tantric business firm

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Mildly autistic theater stock car



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Maroon base idiot

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Hilarious garnet goal in life pervert



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Maroon base idiot

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Maroon base idiot

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Maroon base idiot

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: plum french chef trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Curious ratface

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Maroon base idiot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: khaki rigor

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Mint Exciting Alpha

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic theater stock car

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aromatic hominid generalized bond

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Irate Duck-like Range



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Maroon base idiot



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: aromatic hominid generalized bond

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: transparent lodge

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Dashing naked skinny woman

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: plum french chef trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Impertinent Flatulent Azn



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: gaped garrison boiling water



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: laughsome aquamarine spot kitty cat



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: arousing bright market fanboi



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Ruddy mexican

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: gaped garrison boiling water

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive onyx codepig old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Filthpig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Hilarious garnet goal in life pervert



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: histrionic slate church building mood



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Maroon base idiot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: titillating antidepressant drug crackhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Low-t laser beams lay



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Filthpig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: plum french chef trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: electric ape becky

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Fishy razzle gay wizard tattoo



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: boyish aqua university legal warrant

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: plum french chef trust fund

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Insecure wrinkle

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Provocative Peach Ladyboy Pozpig

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed coral stag film haunted graveyard

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: fragrant red place of business

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: pungent passionate brunch

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hyperventilating cyan digit ratio

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Curious ratface

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: concupiscible startled marketing idea



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: khaki rigor



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Maroon base idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: multi-colored adulterous indirect expression cuckold

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: marvelous sable mediation scourge upon the earth

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)