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fuck I already miss summer

it's over
AutoAdmit Historian
  10/27/24
summer sucks if youre not in the midwest or something
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  10/27/24
Tell me about Midwestern summers
sph
  10/27/24
they're 180
AutoAdmit Historian
  10/27/24
slightly warmer than crisp fall air but in the summer very l...
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  10/27/24
Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of a...
the place where there is no darkness
  10/27/24
exactly
AutoAdmit Historian
  10/27/24
ljl at frozen tundra birdshits even thinking abt this, i don...
AZNgirl voting for Trump so Dad gets deported
  10/27/24
we are nuking Thailand tommy
AutoAdmit Historian
  10/27/24
good, thai ppl are trash, nuke it and repopulate it with bur...
AZNgirl voting for Trump so Dad gets deported
  10/27/24


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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

it's over

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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

summer sucks if youre not in the midwest or something

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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: sph

Tell me about Midwestern summers

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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:19 AM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

they're 180

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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:52 AM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

slightly warmer than crisp fall air but in the summer very little sweltering heat but it does happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618892&forum_id=2...id.#48245302)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: the place where there is no darkness

Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society.

She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free

Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy.

Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles.

Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle.

Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form.

the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch.

Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast.

Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago

his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles.

An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..."

The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.

Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!

He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.

After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...

"lol yusss"

thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened.

Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618892&forum_id=2...id.#48245271)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618892&forum_id=2...id.#48245273)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: AZNgirl voting for Trump so Dad gets deported

ljl at frozen tundra birdshits even thinking abt this, i dont even think abt seasons cause its always summer in SE asia, ljl at cavemen birdshits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618892&forum_id=2...id.#48245274)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:36 AM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

we are nuking Thailand tommy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618892&forum_id=2...id.#48245277)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 1:53 AM
Author: AZNgirl voting for Trump so Dad gets deported

good, thai ppl are trash, nuke it and repopulate it with burmese or viets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618892&forum_id=2...id.#48245303)