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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room an...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/20/26
this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even ...
greedy lascivious theater stage
  06/20/26
wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish ...
Pink galvanic filthpig whorehouse
  06/20/26
maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you
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  06/20/26
This
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  06/20/26
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Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi
  07/02/26
She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive norma...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in wa...
Vengeful Trump Supporter Brethren
  06/21/26
Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She ...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her ...
avocado haunted graveyard shitlib
  06/21/26
I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be le...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a ...
avocado haunted graveyard shitlib
  06/21/26
I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I have...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not ...
avocado haunted graveyard shitlib
  06/21/26
...
Vengeful Trump Supporter Brethren
  06/22/26
JFC and you're complaining about this?
Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi
  06/21/26
Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing a...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
go on
Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi
  06/24/26
to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or fo...
bronze range
  06/24/26
I can't wait. Yet will have to
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  06/24/26
...
duck-like piazza
  07/02/26
titcr
duck-like piazza
  07/02/26
What would she do to you if she found out?
Trip flushed background story party of the first part
  06/20/26
No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that ...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/20/26
tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky ...
Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi
  06/21/26
Stop fucking her completely
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  06/21/26
...
arousing dun multi-billionaire incel
  06/21/26
Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?
mint bateful university
  06/21/26
She's going back to work this year. She need two years for h...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
good she's Bored. period. that's the problem.
mint bateful university
  06/22/26
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duck-like piazza
  07/02/26
might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of...
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  06/21/26
I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern t...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection
Comical mauve cuckoldry forum
  06/21/26
I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just b...
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
100%
effete indirect expression
  06/21/26
Fuck dude...I could use the help
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
I'm down
effete indirect expression
  06/21/26
Good luck
Mahogany Main People Space
  06/21/26
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avocado haunted graveyard shitlib
  06/21/26
...
duck-like piazza
  07/02/26
180
greedy lascivious theater stage
  06/21/26
... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*
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  06/21/26
FML just saw this going to KMS
exciting soggy theater
  06/21/26
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Vengeful Trump Supporter Brethren
  06/22/26
you should be having affairs monthly not daily
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duck-like piazza
  07/02/26
You find this hot and you know it.
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avocado haunted graveyard shitlib
  06/23/26
thoughts and prayers bro also ttiwwop
laughsome heaven
  06/21/26
turn her into your cuckquean
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  06/22/26
She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to ...
Domesticated Faggotry
  06/22/26
women are 180
bronze range
  06/22/26
Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save p...
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  06/23/26
I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained m...
bronze range
  06/24/26
Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd ha...
Mahogany Main People Space
  07/02/26
U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "...
mint bateful university
  07/02/26
YOLO
Mahogany Main People Space
  07/02/26
Paid today
gibberish (?)
  07/07/26
how big?
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  07/07/26
315 but maybe 340.
gibberish (?)
  07/07/26
Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round.
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
ttiwwop
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  07/09/26
There are bikini pics on xo somewhere.
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  07/09/26
why so small?
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  07/09/26
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  07/02/26
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Mahogany Main People Space
  07/02/26
180
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  07/02/26
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952537)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: greedy lascivious theater stage

this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952602)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Pink galvanic filthpig whorehouse

wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole

why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952604)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: avocado haunted graveyard shitlib

maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952609)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: cream spectacular doctorate station

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975490)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952778)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Vengeful Trump Supporter Brethren

lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952789)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952814)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: avocado haunted graveyard shitlib

bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953021)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953186)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: avocado haunted graveyard shitlib

heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953300)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953307)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: avocado haunted graveyard shitlib

uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953325)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Vengeful Trump Supporter Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49955040)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi

JFC and you're complaining about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952942)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953309)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49960541)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: bronze range

to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49960551)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi

I can't wait. Yet will have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49961178)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: duck-like piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975478)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: duck-like piazza

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975476)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Trip flushed background story party of the first part

What would she do to you if she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952615)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952720)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi

tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952955)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: Azure racy institution telephone

Stop fucking her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952904)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: arousing dun multi-billionaire incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49952952)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: mint bateful university

Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953025)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: mint bateful university

good

she's Bored. period. that's the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49955057)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: duck-like piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975551)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: appetizing mewling candlestick maker bbw

might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953030)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953168)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Comical mauve cuckoldry forum

She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953159)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953169)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: effete indirect expression

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953172)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

Fuck dude...I could use the help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953175)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: effete indirect expression

I'm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953190)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

Good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953194)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: avocado haunted graveyard shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953620)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: duck-like piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975552)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: greedy lascivious theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953469)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Hairless outnumbered mad-dog skullcap brunch

... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953475)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: exciting soggy theater

FML just saw this going to KMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953894)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Vengeful Trump Supporter Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49955043)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: exciting soggy theater

you should be having affairs monthly not daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953892)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Hairless outnumbered mad-dog skullcap brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49953897)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Vengeful Trump Supporter Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49955044)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: duck-like piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975553)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Heady Green Sneaky Criminal

You find this hot and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49954025)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: avocado haunted graveyard shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49959861)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: laughsome heaven

thoughts and prayers bro

also ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49954334)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: mischievous vigorous roommate quadroon

turn her into your cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49955079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Domesticated Faggotry

She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49955102)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: bronze range

women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49955393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49959010)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: bronze range

I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49960519)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: mint bateful university

U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975401)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975410)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Paid today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49983308)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

how big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49983400)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

315 but maybe 340.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49984782)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49988749)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49988760)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

There are bikini pics on xo somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49988766)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


why so small?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49988771)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

She's 110lbs. I wasn't sure what kind, the firm more bolt on or the natural. She had amazing full d tits before kids. I'm not exaggerating but probably the best natural tits I've ever seen. But now we'd go with a less natural look. I really don't care that much. Of she's happy I'm all good. Mid fight this morning in bed she straddled me reverse cowgirl. Women are 180!

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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: amazing sex with new lovers

180

this is like a 5 year will he / wont he saga come to fruition. congratulations to your wife and her next husband

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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Yeah society doesn't appreciate the service I provide. That's fine, I will preserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49988795)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Self-absorbed Ratface French Chef

Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that.

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Mahogany Main People Space

Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49975566)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz primrose windowlicker fanboi

180

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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Have sex with her and call her the wrong name. Laugh and say "just joking" when she gets upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id.#49988802)