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Bill Ackman posts long screed trashing GC he just laid off who threatened to sue

https://x.com/billackman/status/2040547553675194539?s=46&...
Effete alcoholic abode
  04/04/26
@grok summarize this in 20 words or less
Deep Vermilion Orchestra Pit
  04/04/26
Who cares
Flickering school cafeteria ceo
  04/04/26
Whiny kike hoisted by own DEI petard, spends 100K words tryi...
stimulating menage roommate
  04/04/26
I don’t think it’s quite 100k but yeah
Cerise Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  04/04/26
Holy fuck why is this tweet so long. Start a blog. He hir...
Greedy dull area
  04/04/26
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bespoke water buffalo national
  04/04/26
He paid her $1m a year and his nephew laid her off. Shes go...
Effete alcoholic abode
  04/04/26
He made comments…Her body who was going to carry&hell...
Chrome laughsome office partner
  04/04/26
those comments weren't even to her afaict
Greedy dull area
  04/04/26
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Chrome laughsome office partner
  04/04/26
(Antisemitism)
galvanic whorehouse
  04/06/26
Bad things should happen to this evil kike. So I am ok with ...
Exciting Angry Background Story
  04/04/26
we need more luigis
exhilarant chocolate field mad-dog skullcap
  04/04/26
I like how he opens up with “I’m reaching out to...
Chrome laughsome office partner
  04/04/26
nepotism is literally a cognate of nephew. === Among ot...
Lime Indecent Pit Voyeur
  04/04/26
as, in addition to being a computer scientist, he is a game ...
dark thirsty public bath
  04/04/26
lol at sharing this rant with the world like he expects ever...
slippery house
  04/04/26
im sure her claims are bullshit but im 100% on team shrew he...
bespoke water buffalo national
  04/04/26
This dickwad is claiming the size grew for no reason and he ...
drab property blood rage
  04/04/26
cr, ackman seems like a real low key "slide and let do&...
bespoke water buffalo national
  04/04/26
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racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/05/26
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blathering pisswyrm
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slippery house
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racy medicated milk foreskin
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shaky stag film haunted graveyard
  04/05/26
Jfc made it almost halfway through that before quitting. ...
drab property blood rage
  04/04/26
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electric chad set
  04/04/26
i assume that one of the major reasons for the rant is "...
Lime Indecent Pit Voyeur
  04/04/26
working for the family office implies the nephew bombed OCI ...
Greedy dull area
  04/04/26
if his nephew just came out of college to work for the famil...
Greedy dull area
  04/04/26
There are two "work for the family office" types: ...
Tan house-broken fanboi
  04/04/26
and I say this as someone who's been critical of Bill in the...
Greedy dull area
  04/04/26
https://x.com/goysuperstar/status/2040596056829042743?s=46
Jet heaven
  04/04/26
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ruddy center yarmulke
  04/04/26
lol but gujrattt's poast would have been a better response
talented amethyst native
  04/05/26
That Bill Ackman thing is a literal demon. It needs to be j...
ruddy center yarmulke
  04/04/26
We could balance the budget selling $10 raffle tickets to of...
Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker
  04/04/26
I can’t read all that Jew nonsense. What happened?
Spruce concupiscible kitchen mental disorder
  04/04/26
a jewish man is mad that a system that has made him unfathom...
racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/05/26
...
shaky stag film haunted graveyard
  04/05/26
i hope he gets turned into a lampshade
Spruce concupiscible kitchen mental disorder
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provocative address
  04/05/26
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talented amethyst native
  04/05/26
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Jet heaven
  04/05/26
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Exciting Angry Background Story
  04/05/26
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Bateful Lake Market Cuckoldry
  04/05/26
Fuck him, hope she takes him to the cleaners
odious citrine weed whacker box office
  04/05/26
He posted this because he needed to have dozens of bots and ...
Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker
  04/05/26
i wish he posted the demand letter itself.
Lime Indecent Pit Voyeur
  04/05/26
“The fake claim system succeeds because it costs littl...
provocative address
  04/05/26
This is longer than any Karlstack article
Abnormal brethren
  04/05/26
I asked ChatGPT to summarize this sounds like typical Jew la...
Garnet slap-happy shrine
  04/05/26
Lmao at paying an HR lawyer a million dollars per year.
mentally impaired sienna hall
  04/05/26
better than paying any amount for professional services from...
racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/05/26
she was a private funds lawyer and a GC, ex biglaw. but yea...
slippery house
  04/05/26
Do any of the comments mention how his nephew ran Bremont in...
Hideous skinny woman
  04/05/26
no one could have predicted that
Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker
  04/05/26
he did a "supurb job" according to bill. he wasn't...
racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/05/26
Soooo CR. If Bill Ackman’s nepo nephew was actually go...
Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker
  04/05/26
i dont think you understand how PE makes money
racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/06/26
I can't believe how much attention this literal jewish demon...
ruddy center yarmulke
  04/05/26
What’s entirely lost here is that FUNDS attorneys have...
blathering pisswyrm
  04/05/26
Nutella’s about to storm into this thread and be MAF f...
avocado thriller cuck senate
  04/05/26
why would people who sign up to work for funds that make mon...
racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/05/26
He was fine with it until she had the AUDACITY to not accept...
Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker
  04/05/26
also ackmans companies face BS discrimination claims all the...
racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/05/26
Ackman grift is pretty obvious and honestly it’s on th...
blathering pisswyrm
  04/06/26
well than what are we discussing? ackman finds fat pigs to s...
racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/06/26
no it's not. if that's your game, play the game. Bezos le...
Free-loading Gaming Laptop
  04/06/26
amazon is a company that actually does something. i have man...
racy medicated milk foreskin
  04/06/26
It’s the #1 practice that is going to get wrecked by A...
Ebony internal respiration
  04/05/26
Why? Seems like the main purpose is ass covering and accoun...
odious citrine weed whacker box office
  04/06/26
Strongly disagree. AI helps you deleverage but it doesn&rsqu...
blathering pisswyrm
  04/06/26
only if fund managers are willing to absorb the liability. t...
Free-loading Gaming Laptop
  04/06/26
lawyers are 180
Abnormal brethren
  04/06/26
it's bullshit, and a direct consequence of the ever increasi...
Free-loading Gaming Laptop
  04/06/26
interesting ty. can you expand on these 2 at all? "...
slippery house
  04/06/26
https://rocketreach.co/emma-dickson-email_9268313 https:/...
odious citrine weed whacker box office
  04/05/26
why the long face?
Lime Indecent Pit Voyeur
  04/06/26
a system that creates billionaires, increasingly through gri...
Free-loading Gaming Laptop
  04/06/26


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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Effete alcoholic abode

https://x.com/billackman/status/2040547553675194539?s=46&t=GBtELwPwb56-zGZnmNWwfg

Sort of agree with him unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794023)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Deep Vermilion Orchestra Pit

@grok summarize this in 20 words or less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794037)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Flickering school cafeteria ceo

Who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794040)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: stimulating menage roommate

Whiny kike hoisted by own DEI petard, spends 100K words trying to rationalize away obvious conclusion, 🥱

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794041)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Cerise Ticket Booth Place Of Business

I don’t think it’s quite 100k but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794545)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Greedy dull area

Holy fuck why is this tweet so long. Start a blog.

He hired a Woman to do No Work. Reap what you sow. He knew the risks. Why do I care about a conflict between people who both suck and contribute nothing to society while getting Richer constantly? I hope she sues him for $10,000,000k and then gets hit by a bus.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794073)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: bespoke water buffalo national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794090)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Effete alcoholic abode

He paid her $1m a year and his nephew laid her off. Shes going to sue him bc his nephew made some comments about her body/who was going to carry her second child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794315)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Chrome laughsome office partner

He made comments…Her body who was going to carry…what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794320)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Greedy dull area

those comments weren't even to her afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794330)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Chrome laughsome office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794319)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: galvanic whorehouse

(Antisemitism)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798060)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Exciting Angry Background Story

Bad things should happen to this evil kike. So I am ok with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794105)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: exhilarant chocolate field mad-dog skullcap

we need more luigis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794322)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Chrome laughsome office partner

I like how he opens up with “I’m reaching out to the X community”. Literally something a redditor would write. This isn’t a “community” champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794327)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: Lime Indecent Pit Voyeur

nepotism is literally a cognate of nephew.

===

Among other things, [his nephew] made remarks about female employees’ ages (“Tell me you are nowhere near 40”), physical appearance (“Your body does not look like you have kids”), as well as intrusive questions about family planning and sexual orientation (“Who carried your son? Who will carry your next child?”). These incidents were reported to senior leadership at TABLE and Pershing Square. Rather than being addressed appropriately, the response from senior management reflected, at best, willful blindness to the inappropriateness of [his nephew]’s remarks and, at worst, tacit endorsement.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794341)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: dark thirsty public bath

as, in addition to being a computer scientist, he is a game theorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794370)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: slippery house

lol at sharing this rant with the world like he expects everyone to agree with him. otoh it probably does drive up the risks of employing disadvantaged minority groups and women, if it's easy to manufacture a lawsuit/settlement on flimsy facts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794385)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: bespoke water buffalo national

im sure her claims are bullshit but im 100% on team shrew here. i cant imagine how pissed i would be if the absentee owner suddenly sent his fucking nephew to come in and shake things up and fire me. fuck you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794392)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: drab property blood rage

This dickwad is claiming the size grew for no reason and he had no contact with the office except once a year. Just meet the capital calls bro!

But you know he was a fucking nightmare constantly demanding ridiculous and demeaning bullshit 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794410)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: bespoke water buffalo national

cr, ackman seems like a real low key "slide and let do" type when it involves his own money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794466)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794889)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: blathering pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795766)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: slippery house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794514)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794888)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: shaky stag film haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794924)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: drab property blood rage

Jfc made it almost halfway through that before quitting.

Fuck everyone in that story right in their ass. They all deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794405)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: electric chad set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794650)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Lime Indecent Pit Voyeur

i assume that one of the major reasons for the rant is "you can't blackmail me if i let the world know what my nephew said."

i love that Ackman naturally just puts his nephew into a powerful job. tribal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794435)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Greedy dull area

working for the family office implies the nephew bombed OCI lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794445)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Greedy dull area

if his nephew just came out of college to work for the family office that's Losery af imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794453)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Tan house-broken fanboi

There are two "work for the family office" types: the losery-as-fuck ones who "end up" there after bombing OCI or for other phenotypical reasons and the Dynasty types. Why would Don Jr., Eric, or Ivanka work *anywhere* else? The only way they could Improve would be to earn a senate seat, become a governor, or become President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794543)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Greedy dull area

and I say this as someone who's been critical of Bill in the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794454)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Jet heaven

https://x.com/goysuperstar/status/2040596056829042743?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794460)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: ruddy center yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794523)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: talented amethyst native

lol but gujrattt's poast would have been a better response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795189)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: ruddy center yarmulke

That Bill Ackman thing is a literal demon. It needs to be jailed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794522)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker

We could balance the budget selling $10 raffle tickets to off this loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794645)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Spruce concupiscible kitchen mental disorder

I can’t read all that Jew nonsense. What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794677)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:43 AM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin

a jewish man is mad that a system that has made him unfathomably wealthy through pure grift is being employed against him to extract a tiny fraction of it for someone else's grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794893)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: shaky stag film haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794925)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Spruce concupiscible kitchen mental disorder

i hope he gets turned into a lampshade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795004)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: provocative address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795118)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: talented amethyst native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795186)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795256)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Exciting Angry Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Bateful Lake Market Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795711)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: odious citrine weed whacker box office

Fuck him, hope she takes him to the cleaners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49794929)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker

He posted this because he needed to have dozens of bots and midwit sycophants tell him he’s doing the right thing. This boomer’s brain is completely gone.

I hope with all my heart that the attorneys find a way to use this retarded ego stroke of a twitter post against him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795103)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Lime Indecent Pit Voyeur

i wish he posted the demand letter itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795111)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: provocative address

“The fake claim system succeeds because it costs little to have a lawyer send a threatening letter and nearly all of the lawyers in this field work on contingency so there is no or minimal cash cost to bring a claim.”

One Jew scam complaining about getting fucked by another Jew scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795116)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Abnormal brethren

This is longer than any Karlstack article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795168)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Garnet slap-happy shrine

I asked ChatGPT to summarize this sounds like typical Jew lawyer shaking him down for some BS termination

This asshole is a demonic Jew with I assume business experience and he's shocked by this? LoL at this retard. Lots of these ppl just made money in shady Jew shit and never ran a real business or they are passthrus for Mossad money to US pols

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795196)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired sienna hall

Lmao at paying an HR lawyer a million dollars per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795619)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin

better than paying any amount for professional services from someone who thinks 1.05 million for over two years = a million dollars a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795627)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: slippery house

she was a private funds lawyer and a GC, ex biglaw. but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795673)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Hideous skinny woman

Do any of the comments mention how his nephew ran Bremont into the ground? Christopher Ward beats them for British watchmaker of the year now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795680)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker

no one could have predicted that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795731)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin

he did a "supurb job" according to bill. he wasn't hired to build the best watch. he hired to do the job PE acquires companies for: extracting as much wealth from a company as possible. their quality tanking is a good indication the nephew did the job he was hired to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795745)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker

Soooo CR. If Bill Ackman’s nepo nephew was actually good at running a business, he’d be a terrible hire for Bill Ackman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795958)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin

i dont think you understand how PE makes money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49797472)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: ruddy center yarmulke

I can't believe how much attention this literal jewish demon gets from his zionist demonry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795694)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: blathering pisswyrm

What’s entirely lost here is that FUNDS attorneys have gone off the deep end over the past 10 years.

It started because every fund agreement basically is a free for all for expense reimbursement because LPs don’t care about that issue enough to negotiate. So every fund spends millions a year on lawyers to do basic, repetitive subscription agreements. In house teams can just expense away internal legal too. So it’s just a culture of low work low IQ stuff. And there’s no incentive to reduce costs because a) why and b) revolving doors of counsel from funds to firm to fund to firm. And the actual fund managers don’t do anything about it because a) why and b) these are their buds. And then you have the explosion in private funds generally because of loose accounting rules and the same back scratching stuff between pension fund management teams and the funds.

Anyways, now every idiot lawyer within 10 feet of fund work can get a job doing 25 hours a week of work for 1 million a year. It’s unfortunate because on its face it’s the most useless dreck of legal work on the planet but, like other Bitcoin millionaire idiots, we now all have to spend the rest of our lives pretending they are savants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795790)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: avocado thriller cuck senate

Nutella’s about to storm into this thread and be MAF fuming at you any second now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795803)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin

why would people who sign up to work for funds that make money through grift not grift as much as they can in turn? the mob bosses expect mobsters to skim a bit. why wouldn't the lawyers do this? why is ackman more entitled to these ill-gotten gains over the umc wagies that facilitate it?

i don't think what you're saying is lost on anyone. it's the hypocrisy that one of the world's most successful grifters has the audacity to feign moral outrage over being a victim of grift on a much, much smaller scale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795806)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Coral Alcoholic Rehab Boistinker

He was fine with it until she had the AUDACITY to not accept him shitcanning her with rapturous applause. So now his plan is to smear her publicly in retaliation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795962)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin

also ackmans companies face BS discrimination claims all the time. the only reason he's MAF about this one is because his nephew swung the axe. why else would he be mad at this one in particular?

he's feigning moral outrage because it involves accusations against his kin, but if it was someone else he'd happily throw them under the bus if it meant a more favorable outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795967)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: blathering pisswyrm

Ackman grift is pretty obvious and honestly it’s on the investors for not realizing it if they are cutting him 100mm checks.

I can forgive a billionaire for not noticing his funds counsel expenses are a few million too high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798057)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin

well than what are we discussing? ackman finds fat pigs to slaughter and so do GCs. everyone is reaching into another guy's pocket. but its absurd that ackman is kvetching about it when he's slaughtering bigger hogs than his GCs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798071)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Free-loading Gaming Laptop

no it's not. if that's your game, play the game.

Bezos left his organic wife that actually helped start Amazon for some plastic surgery botox woman that probably gives great head and takes it up the ass. and he didn't do it cleanly, he had an affair.

Bezos is a dick, don't get me wrong.

but when National Enquirer tried to extort him with his sexts and affair, he put up a whole damn website telling them to fuck off. his whole point: if he, one of the richest men on the planet, can't stand up to this kind of extortionist bullshit, then who can?

same shit here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cryMVK1PwuQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798778)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: racy medicated milk foreskin

amazon is a company that actually does something. i have many criticisms of its monopolistic tactics, but it is an company that provided goods and services.

ackman doesnt. he uses financial sorcery to acquire companies and extracts their wealth for himself.

both bezos and ackman are right to defend themselves. you are right that there's little point in having wealth if you're not going to use to defend yourself. the best example would be thiel, a grifter like ackman, dismantling gawker.

but just because thiel is right to defend himself from grift doesn't make his moral outrage over it any less hypocritical. he's a thief kvetching he's being stolen from. a thief is right to protect himself from thieves, he just can't kvetch about a system of thievery when all his own wealth derives from theft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49799306)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Ebony internal respiration

It’s the #1 practice that is going to get wrecked by AI though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795807)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: odious citrine weed whacker box office

Why? Seems like the main purpose is ass covering and accountability, and funds aren't particularly cost sensitive to this since they pass it on to the investors, so what is the benefit of using AI here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49797697)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: blathering pisswyrm

Strongly disagree. AI helps you deleverage but it doesn’t remove the legal decision maker. Most fund legal teams are small so not much room to “cut”. If anything it just makes their jobs easier so they are getting paid even more per hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798061)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Free-loading Gaming Laptop

only if fund managers are willing to absorb the liability. they won't until there's fee compression, which may never come because the costs are so minimal in the overall picture. when it eventually happens because some fund wants to sell on efficiency there will be a race to the bottom and private equity practice turns into insurance defense but with an acceptable veneer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798748)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Abnormal brethren

lawyers are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49797418)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Free-loading Gaming Laptop

it's bullshit, and a direct consequence of the ever increasing concentration of wealth. when the expense becomes a rounding error relative to the capital, this low level grift will perpetually exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798733)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: slippery house

interesting ty. can you expand on these 2 at all?

"And then you have the explosion in private funds generally because of loose accounting rules and the same back scratching stuff between pension fund management teams and the funds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798929)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: odious citrine weed whacker box office

https://rocketreach.co/emma-dickson-email_9268313

https://www.lifehealth.com/people/emma-dickson-joins-broadriver-general-counsel-chief-compliance-officer/

LinkedIn already taken down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49795971)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Lime Indecent Pit Voyeur

why the long face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49797463)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Free-loading Gaming Laptop

a system that creates billionaires, increasingly through grift, almost-fraud and actual fraud, and corruption, and then inside of this system, a lawyer-employee brings a shakedown lawsuit using the tools given to her learning this same system against her billionaire employer for firing her from her fake job. and then the targeted billionaire says this insane quote as part of his lengthy screed (which, in part, is designed to start building the record for the future litigation, bad faith claim, monetary damages, emotional distress, whatever):

"She also knew that I was under a lot of pressure because on March 4th when Ronda was terminated, my daughter had not yet emerged from consciousness, she was not yet breathing on her own, and my daughter and we were fighting for her life. I was and remain deeply engaged in her recovery while at the same time I was working on finishing the closing for the private placement round for my upcoming IPO."

holy fucking shit. i hope his daughter never reads that. you have billions and you're still working *then*? you can't just turn off your email and be with your family?

and then he works in some reverse DEI angle on top of it using his comatose daughter

the poaster earlier was right, they deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...id.#49798824)