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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

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A Nixon class vessel.
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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: sienna mischievous boiling water gay wizard

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: diverse costumed useless brakes

180

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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: sienna mischievous boiling water gay wizard

Holy shit

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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: blue electric forum mexican



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Motley travel guidebook space



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: puce slap-happy theater stage



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Provocative Cerise Internal Respiration Regret

severely underrated

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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: blue electric forum mexican



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: blue electric forum mexican

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: frozen twisted candlestick maker



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: blue electric forum mexican

Its just as good the fourth time

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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine hall

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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Trip brethren



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Stirring Background Story Dog Poop



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: bossy therapy

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: sienna mischievous boiling water gay wizard

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: thirsty yarmulke stead

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: dark chad genital piercing

It promptly sinks.

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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Tantric degenerate



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Field Water Buffalo

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef

(lib 5th column sapper)

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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Naked skinny woman



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: wonderful dopamine hall

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Tantric degenerate



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Tantric degenerate



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: sienna mischievous boiling water gay wizard



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Flirting Big-titted Meetinghouse



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Dull Multi-colored Haunted Graveyard

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: wonderful dopamine hall

this

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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Tutu-fueled Red PissWang Rampage

Nailed it

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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: arousing bearded digit ratio



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal Private Investor

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Green sick senate



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: ocher set



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Motley travel guidebook space

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Tantric degenerate

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: exhilarant frum sneaky criminal generalized bond



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Parlor

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Marvelous Stain



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Navy Kitchen



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine hall

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Exciting Ebony International Law Enforcement Agency

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Tantric degenerate

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Tutu-fueled Red PissWang Rampage



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Slate doobsian gas station

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...id.#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: sienna mischievous boiling water gay wizard



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Laughsome rose french chef



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: sienna mischievous boiling water gay wizard



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: Sticky hyperactive boltzmann



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: evan39

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Lizard Fuckboi

there's an element of truth in every joke

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