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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
talking plum ladyboy
  12/08/24
cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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180 night
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Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
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180
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They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
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Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: insane vivacious legal warrant

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: onyx stubborn dysfunction

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Azure temple



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Orchid titillating mad-dog skullcap

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Offensive theater stage sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: opaque giraffe



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Masturbator



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Blue Wagecucks



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Odious Clown Milk



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Odious Clown Milk



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: onyx stubborn dysfunction



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: henna black woman indirect expression

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: henna black woman indirect expression

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Odious Clown Milk



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed incel



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Gay Home Chad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Laughsome old irish cottage property

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic cracking parlour really tough guy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Azure temple



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: learning disabled well-lubricated genital piercing



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: bespoke gunner



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Gay Home Chad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: marvelous skinny woman

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: marvelous skinny woman

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: marvelous skinny woman



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Histrionic french immigrant dragon

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Diverse abode pisswyrm

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Magical Big Azn Faggotry

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: marvelous skinny woman



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: learning disabled well-lubricated genital piercing



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: iridescent provocative party of the first part



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: electric nofapping range



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Gay Home Chad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: vigorous primrose codepig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Geriatric tanning salon private investor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Charismatic snowy sanctuary jewess

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: learning disabled well-lubricated genital piercing

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: henna black woman indirect expression



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Odious Clown Milk



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Histrionic french immigrant dragon

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: grizzly mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness knife

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: heady insecure center



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Cyan big-titted theatre pocket flask

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Azure temple



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac house-broken volcanic crater sneaky criminal

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: marvelous skinny woman

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Histrionic french immigrant dragon

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Offensive theater stage sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: insane vivacious legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: henna black woman indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: bespoke gunner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: heady insecure center



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Odious Clown Milk



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: learning disabled well-lubricated genital piercing

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Bearded Cruise Ship Associate

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all burgundy windowlicker hall

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Pink Harsh Tattoo Hospital

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Contagious sex offender

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: talking plum ladyboy

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: bespoke gunner

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: naked school

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Boyish Patrolman



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Odious Clown Milk



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