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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

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bull headed senate
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
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MAGA!
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jet market
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
Twisted Indirect Expression Nibblets
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
Fear-inspiring vengeful regret
  01/14/25
Jfc
Titillating church
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That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
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Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
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superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
180 orchestra pit son of senegal
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
sable low-t goyim
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
180 orchestra pit son of senegal
  01/14/25
This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
sable low-t goyim
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instead *crickets*
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay
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Abusive tank
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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Alcoholic garrison multi-billionaire
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Had the same thought.
Mauve Cruise Ship
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
Embarrassed to the bone seedy athletic conference
  01/14/25
where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
Abusive tank
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superior anglo culture
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"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo ...
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
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do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: bull headed senate

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness faggot firefighter

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Cocky giraffe locale

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Thriller Cerise Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: multi-colored maroon hospital macaca

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: jet market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Twisted Indirect Expression Nibblets

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring vengeful regret

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Titillating church

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Violet appetizing spot

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: curious corner

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring vengeful regret

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit son of senegal

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: sable low-t goyim

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit son of senegal

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: sable low-t goyim

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit son of senegal

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Henna cracking telephone space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: underhanded coldplay fan shitlib

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Passionate fanboi

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: jet market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible Laser Beams Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Twisted Indirect Expression Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Abusive tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Dashing Sweet Tailpipe

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: trip flesh fortuitous meteor knife

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit son of senegal

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Laser Beams Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552489)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Fragrant very tactful goal in life box office

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: bossy sadistic background story home

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: navy travel guidebook

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: provocative judgmental gas station

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic address foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: provocative judgmental gas station

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic address foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic garrison multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Mauve Cruise Ship

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone seedy athletic conference

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Abusive tank

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Mauve Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: vibrant nudist parlor

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: cream lettuce

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: cream lettuce

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic garrison multi-billionaire

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id.#49963192)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: rose slap-happy shrine wrinkle



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Cocky giraffe locale

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: aromatic fat ankles prole

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Dashing Sweet Tailpipe

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Cocky giraffe locale

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: self-absorbed hell idea he suggested

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Slimy adventurous casino

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted base

Damn, what a slut!

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