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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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nude mullah
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Candy Ride
  04/05/26
Lol
Post nut horror
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  04/05/26
...
Candy Ride
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
metaphysics
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
nude mullah
  04/05/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
wangfei
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  04/05/26
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Woah Cr friend!
  04/05/26
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may his bones be crushed
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  04/05/26
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peeface
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Fyre festival founder
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
AI_concubine
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  04/05/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Fyre festival founder
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Woah Cr friend!
  04/05/26
...
Candy Ride
  04/05/26
...
So we looked at the data
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  04/05/26
...
Voodoo Child
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Voodoo Child
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
cooked unc
  04/05/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
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  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  04/05/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: nude mullah



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Candy Ride

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Post nut horror

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: metaphysics

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: nude mullah

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795293)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: wangfei

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Woah Cr friend!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: may his bones be crushed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795530)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend!

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Voodoo Child



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Voodoo Child

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: cooked unc

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795730)